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Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Edit:

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Maybe I do have a moral aversion to making money because here goes. You could have continued doing this forever if you weren't trying to pin the blame on another user. I read your posts in the GBS thread and thought to myself "drat - who would be dumb enough to buy that avatar in response to those posts?" It seemed to good to be true from your perspective, and well, it was. Why the gently caress would you buy this avatar for yourself? I know you are aware of the ongoing discussion about avatar traceability. The part that has gone unsaid is that I can look up when someone buys an avatar for themselves, and that's what you did here. You log in to the forums to do so and they are associated with your account.


link here:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=4027239&pagenumber=20&perpage=40#post530681135

I guess I can see why you said this:

I wish I could say this is the first time you've done this, but it's not. You seem to have used the avatar system to direct death threats at yourself and tell yourself to kill yourself repeatedly and even said that you, yourself should "join the 41%". Why? Why the gently caress would you do that? Mirror universe Koala's March where she sockpuppets negative attention at herself instead isn't any more fun. I maybe get it a little bit up until the point where you start blaming other people for them and manipulatively pretending you don't know what they're referring to.

So yeah, I am averse to making money if it's from someone buying hateful avatars for themselves and trying to pin it on other people.

fake edit: lmfao I swear on my forums life I'm not responsible for that KM avatar - it wasn't there when I started typing this post. Someone else must have puzzled it out.




secret confession:
i bought spr the km avatar

i had just refunded the re4 remake because it wouldn't run on my computer. i had noticed spr had their avs changed a whole bunch in just one day. an unusual amount of times. i had never seen an av changed so many times in such a short period of time on these forums.
what was especially odd was a few things - usually if someone already has a demeaning red text av and they go into another thread and piss that thread off, that thread won't buy them ANOTHER demeaning red text av about slightly different subject matter, because they already have a nasty red text av about denying genocides or whatever.

i also noticed a similarity in style between the writing in spr's redtext (the one screencapped in jeff's post) and some of the posts spr made in cspam's "thread for straight up doing misogyny".https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4027202
I also thought about a post spr made about how all the mods secretly lover her posts and are pming her encouragement and so forth - that reminded me a lot of KM.
That got me thinking about "forums main characters" and what kinds of things people who love drama on internet sites do. Different types of sockpuppeting and so on.

Would I do it again? well, i had no idea jeff was gonna make that post. but if i hadnt gotten lucky and jeff hadnt posted his take down, i would have just been out $10 and regretted it and felt dumb. don't be like me goons. there but for the grace of god etc. im DONE with forums drama.





Like the title says! This classic web 1.0 forum has a lot of history!! You guys remember Tribute.avi? Well DID YOU KNOW it was actually tribute.wmv originally?


Some of the Lore discussed so far:
Fingat:
https://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/gamecube-challenge-fingat/ and https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3417598

Duke Nukem Forever Launch:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3416433&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

THE ZIPLINE!!!! A goon favorite:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3290020&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
https://twitter.com/FoldableHuman/status/1018965087074177024

Doom Bathroom:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3813464%22

Griefing:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2886637

FE8 Reverse Recruitment Hack:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3749611&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

gom owns abe for a month:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3578905

hawaii retreat gone wrong:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1174437&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

looking for a bento box:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=406683

Let's Play: Phoenix Command: AR-15 vs. 30-50 feral hogs

renfaire guy makes a pasta sauce:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3723305

controllers only mods used:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3856974&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

Ask me about being a birthday party princess:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3502448&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Turdiak:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3968160


Darken the Skies of the Third World with Angry Bees:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2722818

- click the quote to see the av


Mystery Post DO NOT CLICK:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3703099&pagenumber=41&perpage=40#post442993299



How about goverhaus?
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2253640



What made that one extra good was grover was a real doofus. I still remember his famous Iraq war predicitons!

quote:

How long will it take to capture Baghdad? 2 days
Will Saddam be killed? Yes
Total Iraqi civillian casualties: 500 dead
Total military casualties Iraq: 3000 dead
Total military casualties U.S.: 15 dead
Will the Iraqi army regulars hold the lines? No
Will the Republican Guard fight to the end? No
Will chem/bio weapons be used on invading troops?: Yes
Will Saddam launch attacks on the Kurds? Yes
Will Saddam launch attacks on Israel? No
-If yes; will Isreal retaliate harshly? Yes
Will Saddam sacrifice Baghdad (gas/nuke it)? No
Will the Kurds make a grab for independence? Yes
Will Iran do anything silly like try for land? Yes
Will Saddam burn the oil fields? Yes
How long will the US be occupying Iraq? ~15 years
Will the Iraq war catalyze increased terrorism in America?No
In the long run, will this war be good or bad for the world? Good
We have to look at what those civilian casualties are- just because they're civilian doesn't make them innocent! Lets take a look at a few possibilities:
1) A civilian walking down the street to market gets killed by a cruise missile fired at the market.
2) A civilian asleep in their house is killed when their house is targetting by a smart bomb and blown up.
OK, these two are regrettable innocents being killed- but since the US doesn't make a habit of targetting markets or houses, they're very small in number!
3) A civilian working at a chemical weapon factory gets killed when the chemical weapon plant is bombed.
4) A civilian security guard at a weapons depot is killed when the weapons explode.
5) A civilian contractor repairing a tank is killed by a MOAB dropped on the unit.
6) A civilian engineer is killed when the military command center he works at is destroyed.
7) A civilian delivering snackiecakes to the baghdad bunker vending machines eats a 5,000lb bunker buster.
etc, etc. The list goes on. My point is that there are a lot of civilians directly supporting the military that aren't exactly "innocent" and would be mire rightly counted among the military casualties than civilian. I'm a civilian and work for the US military, but I acknowledge I'm also a valid military target because of what I do. And I think the vast majority of civilian casualties in this campaign will not be innocent.

Anyway, what are YOUR favorite tales, legends, forum history events and so on from Something Awful??

Mia Wasikowska fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Mar 24, 2023

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Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

hey btw if this thread survives and sticks around i'd be happy to edit the op into something better, if someone gives me material. i dont have like, all the previous thread links or epic goon lore compendiums and i dont know what you guys like in your ops but id be happy to edit it or whatever

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

this is my dog. hes sleepy and 19 years old

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

I was reading an old archived thread and there were two posts at the end that were like "Warning...Needless Post..." right in a row.. is that some archives glitch? if anyone knows.

It was this thread btw, which seems like its probably got some lore behind it also

https://twitter.com/wwwdotyoutube/status/1628496348768088066

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

i bet you there's some good stuff in the imp zone goldmine thread:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3818748

as well as the actual imp zone goldmine
https://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=680

if anyone wants to dig

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

does anyone else have this entirely memoized. sometimes they play the lip gloss beat at like basketball games and it goes through my head uncontrollably

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5y3NQi_RAY

honestly sometimes its tough to come up with concrete examples of how the forums have enriched my life but this will always be one

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

i put a bunch of links in the op.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

CubicalSucrose posted:

One of those IKs decided to speedrun the experience - https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4026833

Edit: Meta-discussion starts here - https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4025178&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=76#post530407044 - From pages ~76 - 80 when things get about wrapped up.

he belongs to the ages now..

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Frank Frank posted:

Yo we are having a fun old-school video game discussion in the not-sagas thread in SAD. Talking about 90s portable systems, their battery life and the Ninja Gaiden series. Jump right in but mind the 10 loving minute post timer

i didnt even know there was a portable turbo grafx thats insane

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

it's been almost 18 years

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

please note that while no drama is intended i do think its important to record that the mods are constantly having no holds barred epic flamewars with each other

Main Paineframe posted:

a lot less of the real important decision-making goes on in the mod forum than people think, but a lot more petty drama and dumb slapfighting. especially since half of them are accustomed to ending disputes with the probe button, but no one is allowed to probate each other in the mod forum no matter how mad they get. and that makes some of them so incredibly mad

or like probably just passive aggressive arguments about dumb stuff but ill imagine the former

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006


sorry i didnt mean anything by it!! its just you know, this IS going to be funny some day, you have to admit

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

re4 remake on friday :woop:

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

jurassic park park builder for the gba was uh.. kinda cool

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

hell yeah

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

its such a beautiful forums moment... i thought they didnt make them like this anymore..

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

im so confused

well, it only costs $5 to buy an av for yourself. so its normal

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

some plague rats posted:

lol drat

yeah. I was in the grip of an absolute loving episode brought on by some personal poo poo this morning and was essentially just acting out, and I should have blanked it or bought a new one instead of continuing to bluff it when I started to come down. Same with the 41%, that was a real low point. I will now hear about this forever, go

its normal!

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

we're all normal here on something awful

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Homeless Friend posted:

they were in a bad place then too (something awful)

this is so true

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Psycho Landlord posted:

Goldmine this thread, appoint a new ik that is less likely to buy themselves an av, open a new sagas thread with an active op to catalogue the good poo poo imo

Still lollin
im tryin to keep the OP up to date..

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

alright! enough

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

ok well the replacement thread is not ready and im told people want to talk about groverhaus, tlo club rap, zipline, and other more obscure lore so the thread is back open

edit: and more recent poo poo if you want to, im not your dad go for it

Mia Wasikowska fucked around with this message at 03:05 on Mar 25, 2023

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Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

by the way i tried re4 again because why not right and i got it working and it totally rules so far, i hope it stays that way

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