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Pablo Nergigante posted:I’m Commander Shepard and this is the best thread on the forums
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:found another one Dude if I was gonna buy a red title for myself I'd at least make it legible.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2023 11:55 |
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Zetsubou-san posted:if it was any lamer they'd have to bring out the black tent The haphazard use of lowercase words is a nice touch.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2023 12:00 |
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Kild posted:
Make that two. He rebought it for Endorph. EDIT: Three actually, I got hit again. That's $140 so far. Will we hit $150 before the dawn? Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 12:33 on Mar 12, 2023 |
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Someone's still buying custom titles.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2023 20:29 |
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Captain Invictus posted:The yard was pristine, unblemished snow shortly before that video. Gus's favorite thing is making sure no stretch of snow is not mucked with or rolled around in. He was born on the streets of Texas and lived a year basically wild before being rescued, so snow is a new and amazing thing to him that he's only recently gotten to enjoy. It's his favorite thing. Good dog.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2023 16:58 |
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Lotus Aura posted:A little while back, folks posted the first Turdiak IZ thread but left out its immediate sequel Even more than "turdiak", this is what I think of when I remember his self-immolation: Tuxedo Catfish posted:you have no idea how gratifying it is to see a community that isn't inexplicably resigned to his presence react to Lurdiak
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2023 19:27 |
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I've always appreciated how Imp Zone told off the forced-niceness weirdos in that terrible traveling BYOB thread. It's like an auditorium full of kids getting to tell the weird creepy motivation speaker to gently caress off and leave them alone. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3918699&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=219
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2023 23:13 |
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Fritz the Horse posted:remember that guy that posted completely seriously in the Ancient History thread about how Sparta was the epitome of human civilization and how we've fallen since then, we need an aristocracy and of course I would be a noble unlike you plebes etc. it's some wild rear end posting: This dude came back a decade later in the same thread under a new name and got recognized immediately.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2023 00:20 |
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Grassy Knowles posted:i shouldn't have been surprised by the t slur Thebes is a bad word, it's true.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2023 00:31 |
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Psycho Landlord posted:Why is Fritz' star red He admin now.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2023 01:10 |
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NoiseAnnoys posted:What the everloving hell? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAoBW3yjlvA
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2023 23:59 |
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:edit5: disregard edit 3 lol
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2023 17:42 |
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:you have 30 minutes to move your car edit6: lol
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2023 18:14 |
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Psycho Landlord posted:I can't find the links but I remember the dog crate couple do angry dogperson bdsm loudly when told no Found it in the Goldmine: My housemate is doing a weird sex thing Yellow Jackson posted:I share an apartment with two other people, Mike and James. For the past year everything has been going great. We all get along fine, have similar interests and personalities, and we've been dividing the housework fairly between us.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2023 02:03 |
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TheSwizzler posted:They're not wrong but "Think of the fire code violations!" is one fun reaction to the whole idea I mean, he was probably trying to avoid mentioning all the more x-rated ways chaining up your girlfriend and going off for a weekend trip could go wrong. Nix Panicus posted:I did some basic internet detectivery (took 30 seconds to search for the text of one of the tweets Jeff posted) and that person is still alive and employed with health insurance Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 02:10 on Mar 21, 2023 |
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Dixville posted:Lol It's like that dude was deliberately trying to sabotage this thread to get revenge on the dastardly FYADIZPYFQCSSADBBQAMFMCrew.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2023 02:21 |
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:what on earth are james rolfe and mike matei doing why is mike handcuffing his girlfriend in james apartment lol what a poo poo load of gently caress They have an OnlyFans called The Angry Home Bondage Nerds.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2023 02:32 |
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Cranappleberry posted:could be a different one, but I remember she was listening to classical music and someone saying that she was going to poo poo her pants/the bed to Bach or Beethoven. maybe that helps with searching Nude Bog Lurker posted:
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2023 02:39 |
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:[james rolfe voice] she was making GBS threads herself to moonlight sonata which, i later learned, is in three movements. lol
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2023 02:42 |
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Paladinus posted:Now google Ron Paul. Stop giving Jeffrey's alt account he uses for forums sabotage attention.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2023 02:43 |
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Nix Panicus posted:Sorry, I saw a story where a goon claimed they were dying and would soon be dead and wanted to know if it had actually been a scam or what Leave.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2023 02:52 |
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Captain Invictus posted:I vaguely remember two posters, husband and wife I believe, who were like...dog nazis. Like if you had a mutt or anything but a purebred they told you straight up your dog should be purged for the good of dogkind etc. They were weirdly prolific posters for a long time but I don’t remember their names or what happened to them. Does anyone know who I'm talking about? Pretty sure you're thinking of the DVAngels, who were ridiculous, militant purebred Afghan Hound owners.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2023 09:12 |
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skasion posted:Does anyone have a link to the old thread where the Pet Island mod(?) raged about her kid letting her chicken Megatron get hosed by other chickens Chido posted:I'm so angry right now. I was outside with the chickens and I asked my younger niece to grab Megatron and put her in the crate so I could let Roo out of the run. What does she do? She gets distracted trying to grab another chicken and puts Megatron on the ground. Roo mounted her and ripped off the scab, tearing the wound wide open again and only part of the scab is attached on one edge. I yelled at my niece and she said it was an accident, but for gently caress's sake, how hard is for an 11 year old to do as told before playing? And this is supposedly her chicken.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2023 17:45 |
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Lumbermouth posted:Recent saga from the Costco thread: the guy who returned a bed after sleeping on it for three years. This guy is my hero.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2023 20:12 |
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TheMightyBoops posted:If you work for a giant faceless company there’s no reason to piss people off. When I was at Starbucks I would give people free poo poo if it seemed like they might complain, and we trained new people to do this too. Yeah I've gotten free airline upgrades after a delayed flight just from asking very nicely at the ticket counter. "Could you maybe bump me up to business class if I got to take tomorrow's flight?" "Yeah, I can do that for you."
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2023 20:17 |
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Why are we talking about Anthony Burch? Is it because he tried to get his wife to try and open relationship and all that happened is that she found a better guy and divorced him?
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2023 23:48 |
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Ok lmao... But please let's focus on... I don't know if we can still call them sagas............. Byliny haha what posted:im not sure if the original post was a goon or just posted with no source but Wasn't that written by non-goon crazy person JustinRPG?
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2023 04:14 |
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Yeah, Planes of Oblivion dude was JustinRPG, who is famous for recording an album about how much he wants to gently caress the pokemon Reshiram.quote:I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I find the Flame Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, it just means I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach. I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with—especially non-humans! I’d rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2023 04:18 |
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EasilyConfused posted:Holy poo poo, this brings me back to the simpler time of early 2000s insane websites. No liberalisms, not now, not ever, never! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmBVe2gzJy0
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2023 03:12 |
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TheSwizzler posted:the jew has shot the food You have thirty minutes to move your car. You have ten minutes. Your car has been impounded. Your car has been crushed into a jew. You have thirty minutes to move your jew.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2023 04:29 |
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Kazinsal posted:morally inept was the actual dogfucker but knowing that when someone says "the dogbricker" on these forums they need to narrow it down a bit more, there could be multiple actual dogfuckers There's been more than one dogfucker. It brings me no joy to report this.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2023 07:40 |
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SPR your latest av scared the crap out of me.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2023 07:46 |
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Oh my loving God lmao at everything this morning.fun hater posted:lieutenant jeff talking about mrs jeffrey of yospos but the more he talks, the clearer it becomes that hes describing a 1998 ibm Especially this.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2023 13:56 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAoBW3yjlvA
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2023 14:48 |
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NoiseAnnoys posted:this is like the third time i've clicked on you posting this and i lol each time. Thanks. It's such a great scene from a truly great movie.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2023 14:54 |
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I'm attending a conference today and I'm going to look like an idiot giggling about something I can't for the life of me explain. That's as opposed to any of the normal reasons I look like an idiot.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2023 15:06 |
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I've been too busy in real life to play video games and it suuuucks. I haven't even been able to finish Fire Emblem Engage yet goddamnit.HonorableTB posted:SPR got a perma Absolutely earned it too. Shame, she was funny but I guess also utterly deranged.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 03:12 |
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Joey McChrist posted:take some mushrooms and fry em up with some onions thats the good stuff Mushrooms taste like a used book store smells to me.
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 05:02 |
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Lmao what the hell eh, it's fun to write "gas thread ban OP" in the report field for terrible GBS threads
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