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Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:He claimed to be equal to Captain because that was his pay grade as a contractor, wasn't it? Lmao Lieutenant Colonel, I believe, which is like two ranks higher and somehow all the more pathetic for it
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ItohRespectArmy posted:i used to read a blog called the walter mitty club or some thing and i really appreciated the guys who were in really deep on the lying It always saddens me when I read about a case of stolen valor where they couldn’t even do the most basic loving research. It’s one thing to start spinning stories at a bar and get caught up in it, sure, whatever, but it seems like there’s always a case where a guy decides to do it and walks into an army surplus store and just grabs a handful of random insignia like, “why yes I’m a Sergeant General in the Navy, look at all of my medals from the Korean War”
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2023 01:29 |
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some plague rats posted:I can't imagine doing actual research to steal valor. gently caress it up as much as you can, you don't want to fool anyone. the whole point is to disrespect the troops as hard as possible and make fun of their stupid little bits of flair and overblown sense of self-importance where they think they deserve any respect at all. Right on, tell those guys who got drafted that they’re fuckers for thinking they get to wear a special hat
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2023 22:31 |
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I've been walking at night with my wife. I'm old, and fat, and I hate every part of taking a nightly walk, from the aches and pains of moving to the soreness afterwards, to the horror that is having nothing to distract me from my self-loathing for twenty minutes. But if I don't exercise, in ten years I'll be older, fatter, and maybe not able to walk at all. I've been thinking a lot about "I run slowly". https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2932975 drahma posted:I run slow
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2023 04:47 |
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some plague rats posted:For some reason I mentally jumbled your opening and read this as "I've been walking at night because I hate my wife." which seemed like an extremely dark opener I mean technically I'm making her walk with me so there's an argument that I do.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2023 05:04 |
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Frank Frank posted:Time to update the “Days since a sex weirdo has been outed” sign back to 0 Wait. That sign has other numbers?
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2023 21:56 |
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ulvir posted:found Jeffrey’s personal anthem Really? I thought it was this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XwXliCK19Y
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2023 15:25 |
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:axemaniac melted down in the duke nukem forever thread and posted photoshopped pictures of the kool aid man and duke nukem having sex with microwaves mom Didn’t he also probe a bunch of people for doubting that duke nukem would be released and would be great? I can’t remember if it was all one meltdown or if it was a pre-nukem meltdown followed by a post-nukem meltdown
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2023 18:31 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:Hey what was that one goon with the fascination with trains? Assuming you’re asking about Brother Jonathan, the PYF mod with absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever Like not in a ‘ooh he’s strict’ way, in an ‘unable to parse jokes’ way, like the kind of guy who if you say “knock knock” to instead of responding “who’s there” will get up and walk to open the front door on the assumption that a visitor has arrived
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2023 01:14 |
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Zero One posted:Thanks So glad they got their poo poo together
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2023 05:30 |
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2023 21:04 |
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TheSwizzler posted:I'm kinda a freak Personally I keep my feelings about boobs completely under wraps, for no one to see
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2023 04:24 |
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Grassy Knowles posted:Call me a pervert but I like it when my partners boobs are unwrapped for me to see and they like that too. Sorry to let you all down with this info about my fetish. I'd call you a pervert but now I'm worried that's one of your fetishes, as well.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2023 04:32 |
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L O and, for the record, LCyberPingu posted:I'd have been fine with just a ban if she was buying AVs and not blaming anyone else. But trying to dump someone else in the poo poo (regardless of what you think of them as a poster) is loving scummy.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2023 14:22 |
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:watching stux lol at the thread in real time, and remembering when i was lolling at the same things 2 hours ago. ftw
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2023 15:08 |
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2023 16:51 |
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from one skeleton to another well hey there baby
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2023 17:51 |
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Arivia posted:What about ultima 5 Fuckin' sicko
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2023 19:37 |
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Holy poo poo this just keeps getting better
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2023 20:19 |
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TheSwizzler posted:it's a mean av, and you've already paid The enemy that you just couldn't break and who would've thought or figured
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2023 21:15 |
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sharknado slashfic posted:Sagas tell me more about mushroom omlettes Can I tell you about cream of mushroom soup?
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 03:19 |
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Pragmatica posted:i’ve added pablo and nuns as thread IKs. have fun. Awesome!
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 03:32 |
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Pragmatica posted:i have also added you. WHAT oh holy poo poo buttons edit: Thank you! I'll do my best!
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 03:51 |
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TheSwizzler posted:lmao it’s the plan I seriously had to check that Prag hadn't done that "link that always leads back to your profile" thing in quoting me or something
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 03:58 |
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That DICK! posted:Mods are sex perverts. IKs do wacky false flags. The answer is skeleton warrior ::looks at his av, tugs his collar nervously::
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 04:00 |
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TheSwizzler posted:skeleton Iks have not had a great go of it recently let’s see if the trend gets bucked Especially ones whose avs are focused on a great set of tits Also: props to whomever set up the "edit other user's posts" screen for mods to have giant red text saying "THIS IS NOT YOUR POST" because I am not yet used to the new buttons and while I've seen plenty of "quote is not edit" mistakes, in attempting to quote TheSwizzler's post there I almost commited the first "edit is not quote" mistake I think I'd have seen
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 04:06 |
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Pablo Nergigante posted:On the iPhone app it gives me the option to edit every post now and several times I’ve almost done it lol. I'll also admit that I spent a few minutes try to figure out what the new "list" and "append" buttons on the top of the page do because they weren't listed in the guide and debating whether maybe pushing them might tell me before I realized that they were always there and I had just stopped paying attention to them years ago I'm uh, still in a bit of a state of shock I guess
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 04:19 |
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oh dear
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 04:22 |
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Lady Radia posted:i installed the "sjw" to "skeleton warrior" browser extension like thirty years ago and i legitimately have no idea what this person's username is lmao lol the latter, not the former, though it's done as a reference to exactly that edit: lmao VVVVV
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 04:25 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:This IK only buys custom titles for themself. This IK only buys custom titles for others. Which IK had a psychotic episode? Both. Sorry, I'm the IK of the Seville thread, I can only change titles for those who do not want their own changed. I've been trying to figure out whether I can change my own title for like five years now
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 04:41 |
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Fritz the Horse posted:no because we don't know that she was buying other people avs, just herself. so this gag does not work!! I cannot probe Fritz. The button is there, but it goes to a "sorry this action is prohibited!" screen. I also cannot edit his posts. Neither he, not vyelkin, nor Pragmatica have the same "revise!" button. I feel like this might be because of previous lessons learned but I'm just spitballing here
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 04:44 |
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I have always been commended on my scientific approach to loving things up.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 04:46 |
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Oxxidation posted:this is your thread. are you the man of the house, or the man of the horse oh my god quote:That horse mocks you. Do you hear the neighing? More like naying! That horse says no to you. The horse is the man of the house. You are the horse. Clop clop! Trot about to your dingy office, little horsey. Your wife kisses her husband-horse when you can't see. And then again when you can. She buys it shoes, finer than any you'll own. Its metal feet crush your soul. "This horse is now man!" it exclaims. "I am defeated!" you cry. The horse has beat you. Soon you'll be in the stall, eating dry, bland grasses, while the majestic Horseband ferries your wife about town. "Oh!" the city folk shall say as they drop to their knees as their muscles fail them at the sight of such a couple. "The horse is such a man!" they weep as they tear out their eyes, knowing they'll never see such beauty again. Your wife and the HorseGod shall laugh and eat gold together. Ha ha! And your tears shall be blood as you shrivel and turn to dust, forgotten in that stall outside the city where the HORSE is now Emperor Of All and Lover Of One. The citizens will genuflect before the great beast, paying whatever tithe the Hoofed One demands, be it of coin or flesh. The people will rejoice to do so, as their Great and Benevolent Equine shall make their crops plenty, and their lives ever long. The rotten stall shall collapse on your worm-eaten bones, and none shall remember a whit about you. Except the UrHorse, the original horse, who shall shed no tear, but blink in bitter recollection of that brief time he had to endure you. I haven't thought about that post in years. I don't even know where it's from, because the PYF quotes part I grabbed it from all the links are broken.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 05:41 |
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Autisanal Cheese posted:One hundred per cent. And the smaller and more insular the community is, the worse the drama gets. Someone once told me the joke “Why are academic politics so cut-throat and vicious? Because the stakes are so small.” and I have been consistently amazed at how true that is for so many small groups.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 06:31 |
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That DICK! posted:Can’t believe I was supposed to read the watch bush start a loving war post in an Australian accent this whole time
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 15:30 |
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lobster shirt posted:i thought spr was new zealand? the lore is so complicated. spr said a couple of times that she was from Wales. She might have moved to Australia or New Zealand, I dunno. some plague rats posted:I'm from Wales, it's not my fault, please don't think less of me Brought to you by the guy who remembers weirdly specific facts posters say about themselves but IRL will forget your name thirty seconds after you give it to him Also, props to the search engine which actually does the stuff it says it does now
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 17:04 |
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Ibram Gaunt posted:Jeff is going to pop up when he wakes up from his slumber to post where her IPs were located and it's going to turn out she actually was a Russian state actor like GBS thought... How else does a skeleton get a bomb rear end boob job without money from Russian intelligence agencies Edit: yeah, thank you pog for carrying this thread
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 17:22 |
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Cuttlefush posted:Name? I can't find it Chris Dingli https://m.imdb.com/name/nm1517501/
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 02:30 |
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Grassy Knowles posted:Arm reduction "arm reduction is just harm reduction once you've done all the h" (not my line, just heard someone reference it in PYF Quotes)
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