Aotearoa Newzealand Politics: Roads of National party significance

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Distorted Kiwi: Jun 11, 2014; "C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

Best use of tomato juice since the invention of the Bloody Mary.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 10:17

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 01:26

Distorted Kiwi: Jun 11, 2014; "C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Countdown to blaming Labour for being soft on crime

That was already a thing on Twitter in the last hour. Also, blaming gangs for it. My block button got a workout.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2023 22:52

Distorted Kiwi: Jun 11, 2014; "C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Oooo, nice secondary bet

I�ve already seen the �gun control doesn�t work!�/�This is all Jacinda�s fault� combo post. Ban 65-year-old white men from Twitter, frankly.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2023 22:59

Distorted Kiwi: Jun 11, 2014; "C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

This is third unrelated thread I've read today that's had a food derail.

This one is good, because all potatoes are good. Roast is good, mash with a heart-threatening amount of butter and parmesan is good, dauphinoise potatoes if you just feel like carbs, cheese and cream.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2023 03:16

Distorted Kiwi: Jun 11, 2014; "C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

redleader posted:

the single easiest way to derail a thread on these awful forums is to offer an opinion on a food - fast food is an easy win, but anything that a lot of posters will be aware of works. it works shockingly well

So chilli (with beans) on a baked potato, yes or no?

# ¿ Sep 5, 2023 05:41

Distorted Kiwi: Jun 11, 2014; "C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

Winston�s TV ads say we have to �take our country back�.

Does anyone have a single clue who from? I wasn�t aware we�d been invaded by anyone except Costco.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2023 07:32

Distorted Kiwi: Jun 11, 2014; "C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

Weatherman posted:

The Saturday market here in Whanganui has had the local candidates running stalls for the past few weeks. Three Saturdays ago I stopped at the NZF stall and asked, in all innocence, "who from?"

I poo poo you not, the first three things mentioned were, verbatim, "the WHO", "the UN", and "academics". OK, the first two have standard loony explanations but "why academics?"

"Because they're indoctrinating our young."

He's got my vote!*

*The day I have my brain replaced with a rotten cabbage.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2023 21:56

Distorted Kiwi: Jun 11, 2014; "C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

No sign of our Easy Vote cards here yet, either. Voting tomorrow regardless.

# ¿ Oct 1, 2023 21:24

Distorted Kiwi: Jun 11, 2014; "C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

Easy Vote cards arrived, so my wife and I commited an Act of Democracy today. Took all of about three minutes.

No sticker, though.

# ¿ Oct 3, 2023 00:02

Distorted Kiwi: Jun 11, 2014; "C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

One month ago: "Freedoms NZ Party aiming to cause 'massive political earthquake' this election"

Result: 0.31% of the party vote.

Guess there wasn't enough gay people loving to cause the earthquake.

(They were 1,500 votes behind Aotearoa Legalise Cannabis Party)

# ¿ Oct 15, 2023 21:28

Distorted Kiwi: Jun 11, 2014; "C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

Anticheese posted:

I'm doing my part

We appreciate your service.

# ¿ Oct 15, 2023 21:48

Distorted Kiwi: Jun 11, 2014; "C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

redleader posted:

they should work with nz loyal, since the voting machines stole votes from them:

https://twitter.com/sikotihamiltonr/status/1713502806001524784

That final sentence makes this my favourite tweet ever.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2023 08:46

Distorted Kiwi: Jun 11, 2014; "C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

cptn_dr posted:

"Its calls were loud shrieks, soft cooees, or high-pitched yelps like a young dog, and it was sometimes called the laughing jackass."

But enough about David Seymour.

EDIT: Kārearea for me, they used to hunt over the winery I worked at.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2023 22:16

Distorted Kiwi: Jun 11, 2014; "C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

Charles 2 of Spain posted:

Which bird is the tastiest

You'd get the biggest meal out of a wood pigeon.

Guessing the Moa was pretty good though, seeing as they're not around anymore.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2023 10:06

Distorted Kiwi: Jun 11, 2014; "C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

As a rugby league fan, I�ll admit it: I don�t have a loving clue what�s going on in this game.

I�m guessing the TMO can disallow a try if he saw you making an illegal right turn on the way to the stadium.

# ¿ Oct 28, 2023 21:57

Distorted Kiwi: Jun 11, 2014; "C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

Ripper Swarm posted:

It's wild that Christopher Luxon personally instructed the All Blacks to lose, but you can't argue with the result in front of us

Making Winston Peters halfback as part of the coalition deals may prove to be controversial.

# ¿ Oct 28, 2023 22:28

Distorted Kiwi: Jun 11, 2014; "C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

That helicopter tackle being ignored was bullshit

Was also a wasted opportunity to hit a Brock Leanar-esque F5.

# ¿ Oct 28, 2023 22:29

Distorted Kiwi: Jun 11, 2014; "C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

Just watched the segment, and it was legitimately loving hilarious.

Hopefully it'll get more donations in, too.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2023 02:42

Distorted Kiwi: Jun 11, 2014; "C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

Not even a top 10 finish for the Kārearea. Can John's dancing fish-gobbler drop out of the sky at 200km/h to snag a rabbit? I think not.

But hey, record donations.

# ¿ Nov 15, 2023 09:59

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 01:26

Distorted Kiwi: Jun 11, 2014; "C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

exmarx posted:

Winston Peters has taken the stage to the tune of Tubthumping by Chumbawamba.

Appropriate, hearing him talk makes me want a whisky drink AND a vodka drink.

# ¿ Mar 17, 2024 06:10

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