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Banks have an existential crisis
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Mar 13, 2023 13:57
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boi-ya-ya-ya-yoing e: unthumbed for snipe
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Mar 13, 2023 14:32
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Schwabbing the poop deck
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Mar 13, 2023 14:40
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shrike82 posted:lol you guys should switch to IB as your trading platform I'm switching to Schwab, non-zero chance I own the whole thing by the end of the day
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Mar 13, 2023 14:47
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The market is a horse and if you spook it all the money inside will evaporate before it can be enjoyed as delicious horsemeat
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Mar 13, 2023 14:51
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Maybe handing all of our trading over to robots who cannot understand what a bank collapsing means was a bad idea
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Mar 13, 2023 14:53
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15PCPx2IUjs
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Mar 13, 2023 15:19
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Zeroisanumber posted:Literally zero reason for this other than dumb animal panic lol I think it's the dissonance between the fact that we are clearly in a recession/depression but no one will say anything is bad. It is legally not allowed to be bad.
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Mar 13, 2023 15:27
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"no of course it's not normal to pay $8 for a loaf of bread but that doesn't mean the economy is in the toilet or that wages need to go up or anything. it doesn't mean anything. don't think about it. shut up"
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Mar 13, 2023 15:28
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lumpentroll posted:you have no power anymore good call, mods, could be we get Hootington made IK again for the new thread?
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Mar 13, 2023 15:30
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forkboy84 posted:That's a bit on the nose, they normally try to kid on there's more to the markets than a very big slot machine they had to add the noises to keep the new zoomer traders interested in the job
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Mar 13, 2023 15:37
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the same weekend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4BXyC3kHSU
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Mar 13, 2023 16:13
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Relevant Tangent posted:mewling for the mods should result in a month's sojourn to d&d where you'd obviously be more comfortable lol
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Mar 13, 2023 16:47
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Gonna need an alt check on Pepe and Hoot wtf
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Mar 13, 2023 16:48
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oooooooo mama
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Mar 13, 2023 16:59
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Thoguh posted:My tiny investment account is with TDAmeritrade, which is owned by Schwab, do I need to do a bank run? you should put all your money in Silver NOW
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Mar 13, 2023 17:01
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:silver is the fool's precious metal! i'm still mad at you for saying i'm an alt. you're on my poo poo list pal
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Mar 13, 2023 17:04
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"i want all my money, but not in cash and not in bitcoin give it to me in whatever the NEXT thing is gonna be"
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Mar 13, 2023 17:05
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:to be fair you were begging for someone to be made a thread cop so who really was in the wrong there making one post for something, in reaction to a post saying the opposite thing, is begging for it? you're an idiot
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Mar 13, 2023 17:07
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smoobles posted:lot of numbers in this post lmao
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Mar 13, 2023 17:21
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HallelujahLee posted:multiple banks collapsing no big deal trains derail and poison a town no big deal its all good everything is good the vibes are good the importatnt things is it's NOT a Recession
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Mar 13, 2023 17:22
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:from wiki: that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard
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Mar 13, 2023 17:38
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Relevant Tangent posted:shouldn't have boot-kissed you're an idiot
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Mar 13, 2023 19:27
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PoundSand posted:To be clear I'm not saying they don't eat stuff like that, from google searches though for example they don't get an entire 8 oz wedge of brie they get like a small individually wrapped one more like the size of a babybell or such. yeah it still feels like orders of magnitude better than what US kids get
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Mar 13, 2023 19:47
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why lunchables? if you give the kids gum they'll satisfy their biological need to chew without becoming obese
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Mar 13, 2023 19:54
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SKULL.GIF posted:So to be clear, you're saying that this bunch of grapes here: i'm thinking 5, maybe 6
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Mar 13, 2023 20:00
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PoundSand posted:I guess that's fair, thinking about tray size they're probably small grapes and I'm being dumb. In my original post I more meant if you walked into a school cafeteria and took pictures of the kids food I think the SK and Japan ones would be p similar to whats shown while the others would still be a far cry better than american strogenoff and a roll or whatever but not entirely to the standard shown sorta like expectations vs reality when you look at advertised food in a commercial and then go to the restaurant itself. no!! noooo!!! double down!! say it's more than 4 cups!
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Mar 13, 2023 20:04
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william murderface voice: pazazz apples
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Mar 14, 2023 01:31
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i'm "genetically engineering" your drink
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Mar 14, 2023 01:45
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i would like to "genetically engineer" myself to have a large howling pouch in my throat like a siamang
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Mar 14, 2023 01:50
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i am harry posted:what happened to the kid in the wheelchair in the second one did they just not invite him that day because of the non-accessible treehouse? has he ever even been up there? he knows they go there he lives across the street. He's being crushed to death under the turkey
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Mar 14, 2023 02:36
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Cup Runneth Over posted:I would like to congratulate everyone who grifted billions of dollars off the metaverse while doing the bare minimum of work it's one of those jobs that's probably insanely stressful 1 day of the month right before your meeting with Zuck when you start to get the imposter syndrome and think "oh gently caress what am I doing here there's no way he's gonna be happy I spent all this money and all we have to show for it is that you can play ping pong in VR now" and then he shows up and no it turns out that's exactly what he wanted
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Mar 14, 2023 14:27
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spacemang_spliff posted:yeah I get that and like I understand that the economy isn't real and runs on ork magic but like if my job was touching money all day i'd like to know real numbers not fake feel good numbers but that's why i'm not a super smart economist at some point they started believing their own propaganda and forgot the fake feel good numbers are fake
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Mar 14, 2023 15:42
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Nice and hot piss posted:I'm gonna say it... Yep, it's gonna happen. bro i'm just happy i lost less than $100 yesterday
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Mar 14, 2023 15:46
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luckily the weather will continue to be unpredictable and harsh, even as the winters get warmer on average
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Mar 14, 2023 16:47
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gradenko_2000 posted:Lol wouldn't it be bad if everyone expects no raised rates and then rates get raised who the gently caress knows dude
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Mar 14, 2023 17:30
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every time it seems like the house of cards is collapsing the morons running the economy are like "check this poo poo out" and pull out a dozen more cards from the bottom and somehow that stabilizes it for another 6 months
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Mar 14, 2023 17:31
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i think we should encourage posts inciting bank runs. now we can compromise
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Mar 14, 2023 19:02
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Petey posted:hey this is a diversion but what c-spam thread do i go to to panic/fear post about gpt-4, i can't find an obvious one Cyberpunk Dystopia, cheers mate
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Mar 14, 2023 19:58
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Lol the CEO of Black Rock is named Fink
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Mar 15, 2023 12:09
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