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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

lol

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

George H.W. oval office posted:

I did an apple bracket a few years ago and Fuji was the winner and they're regularly on sale so I just go with them.

i eat 1/2 a fuji apple for breakfast most days

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Rectal Death Adept posted:

If you are judging your apples fairly then Fuji would never win. It's a contender but not GAOAT

you have to make sure you aren't getting super old produce since retail stores will keep things beyond the point they start rotting and apples can keep for a really long time, they just get wrinkly skin and turn hard.

fuji is really cheap. good price/performance ratio. good value

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

fits my needs posted:

i like pazazz apples

never heard of this

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
I back with a credit union op. first entertainment credit union. it’s got stage lights on the card, makes me feel cool

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

wow

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
apple tech is amazing

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Vox Nihili posted:

"Just today I gave the local grocery three shiny dimes and he handed me two crisp apples" - something a dementia patient repeats to themselves as their family cries in the other room

lol

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Shear Modulus posted:

It's a good thing we made a bunch of unaccountable judges the country's supreme ruling body

Hamilton, Federalist 78 posted:

But it is not with a view to infractions of the Constitution only, that the independence of the judges may be an essential safeguard against the effects of occasional ill humors in the society. These sometimes extend no farther than to the injury of the private rights of particular classes of citizens, by unjust and partial laws. Here also the firmness of the judicial magistracy is of vast importance in mitigating the severity and confining the operation of such laws. It not only serves to moderate the immediate mischiefs of those which may have been passed

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i once went to small claims over a car crash. some guy t boned me outside community college 9999 yrs ago and sued me for the max. for some strange reason my insurance company agreed with my plan to counter sue for the max also and theyd foot the bill. it was small claims so i represented myself amnd was like 20 years old. the judge thought it was really hosed up and pretty funny and awarded us both the full 10k so we just gave eachother 10k. well he gave me his real 10k and my insurance company gave him 10k. it got deposited into my bank account which i wired to the insurance company. it was really weird. my mom drove me to court. it was cool. the judge asked me if i wanted ot be a lawyer when i grew up. lmfao. anyways that was a long time ago. the guy also came to court with a walker and neck brace, neither of which he needed since he wasnt injured at all.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Shear Modulus posted:

it's always great how the federalist papers, which in high school history class were mentioned in reverential tones like they were the loving pauline epistles but what they actually are is just james madison talking about how the constitution is awesome because every part of it is rigged so that the public can never actually control the government but we can still pretend it's democratic

theyre amazing and very funny. also the bill of rights was added kuz the anti feds were literally just concern trolling about it to prevent the constitution from getting ratified.

fed 84 is one of the most famous but nobody every quotes the literal entire back half of it where hamilton just goes off on a deranged rant about taxes. also he contradicts himself insanely hard. he says well we have common law so we dont need a bill of rights. but then again u can just override regular laws if you want? also blackstone made this big compendium of all british common laws which we, geniuses in new york, imported wholesale into our state consitition like a programming library so no need for this. but then again.... what good are parchment barriers against a tyrant? hmm?? anyways, ...

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

i'm ready to start using "credits". it's 2023, why am i not being charged 5000 credits for things yet?

this

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Raskolnikov38 posted:

bretton woods took 12 years to start after it was signed. the dollar isn't going to collapse in a day, month, or year but the increasing amount of countries willing to settle in yuan demonstrates that china is rising and the US is falling

thank 7you dr rask

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
rask, despite flaming me constantly, deserves respect and i honor him. rask: thank you.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

i read this and thought it was alright. thnx

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
very long truncated tweets should have some indicator that there is more article behind the embed. BTW. elong ill take my finders fee. thnx

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Leroy Diplowski posted:

If you boil them for like 5 minutes before baking then they will cook in the same amount of time as sweet potatoes so you can do a yam-potato medley and have them all cooked to perfection. Top with a couple of fried eggs, green onions, and some Sriracha and you have a reason to get up in the morning.

this sounds bomb

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

FlapYoJacks posted:

In the same month i lose that court case my loving dog dies from a tumor hitting her lung and causing her to start violently shaking and coughing up blood. When it rains it pours I guess.

I’ll always miss her. 18.5 years is a long time for a dog. She had so much more to give. At least sje was able to reach the ER and pass on our arms sedated and not afraid. It’s so quiet here now. :smith:

condolences mate

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

do u think this will go newhere

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i think we have to understand that some level of private, closed motorized transport is required. my parents for example live at the top of a steep rear end hill and are 80 years old, etc, blah blah. the thing is, evs obviously dont work for the litany of problems already posted. charger availability, whole lifecycle costs, etc. but - evs can work. the twist is they arent as conceived today. the car as we know it is derived from the car as "co-evolved" along with america, which in 1900 was largely rural and so the car grew from this. we can shed this lineage to better serve urban mobility needs. beyond the train, beyond the bus, beyond the bicycle and the other microbility is mediummobility, tracing its lineage back the to 3 and 4 wheel "motorized rickshaw" and it looks like this:



in china they call them mini-evs. in the usa we call them low speed vehicles, lsv.

the golf cart, my friends... the golf cart awaits. for those who cant take the bus or ride a bike, for those who live just a little too far, for those where the rails have not yet been laid, the golf car shall be their chariot.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Mr Hootington posted:

If you live in a big city you have no reason to travel.

now now

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i have a normal job which pays alright. not great. maybe more at another job sometime. i think most goons are average., wait. isnt that how normal distributions work?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

actionjackson posted:

pay is nowhere close to normally distributed tho lol

thats true

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

goldmine

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

whoa

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

euphronius posted:

are you sure those Berkeley cops and fire fighters don’t have residency requirements? the fire fighters can’t live too far away

they live in the fire house dumbass

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

19 o'clock posted:

Joe Biden'ishly:

"I'm happy to announce a revenue backstop program for banks suffering from the impact that overpriced housing has had on mortgage demand..."

lol absolutely

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Xaris posted:

lol i missed it but, earlier today, both Imgur and Reddit announced nuking all old content and banning anything porn-related.

I guess that IPO is imminent now, gotta jack up the investor profits before cashing out under the pretense of "cleaning up their act" for the IPO before the platform inevitably implodes ala tumblr

gotta say, it's going to be extremely sad when reddit inevitable flames out after IPO-ing and ends up shut down in a death spiral as all the shareholders go rabid crazy trying to squeeze blood from stone and saddling with it billions in debt to itself. there goes about 98% of the entire internet's search engine functionality since adding +reddit is the only way to find anything.

wow thats big. crazy stuff

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Stereotype posted:

. we live in an eternal September except for truth itself.

drat

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Zodium posted:

i've never brought it up with anyone irl

i have

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
its interesting. im not sure what political theorist would be best to search for the answers as to why esoteric, private sites like SA endure and large ventures like Reddit and Imgur have their death warrants signed at inception. looking back in 50 years it may very well be Lowtax. i cant think of a relevent locke quote nor any other enlightenment thinker, including the founders who spoke a lot on property and such. would be an interesting subject to investigate. maybe one of the many phil phds on the forums can help

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

DancingShade posted:

SA never borrowed millions, billions or even trillions from venture capital promising rapid growth now with big returns in future, while simultaneously never having a business model ever capable of delivering on those returns.

Eventually they ask for their money back.

acutely correct and of course agreed, but i wonder if there is a broader ethos, philosophical through line that has been explored, or can be explored and applied

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

captainbananas posted:

Hell yeah that'd be great. Some kind of science of it all. Grounded in materialism, of course. And it's all cyclical and self-referencing, so there'd be some kind of dialectic involved.

Wonder why no one has done this yet.

no need to be reductive, we can assume everyone here is reasonably versed in fundamental marxism. fed 10 talks about faction, 55 about things not being too big nor small. adorno and horkheimer talk about capitalism as crushing culture. the ebbs and flows of the modern internet invites broad analysis and interdisciplinary examination. i guess. im sure there is a good kant pullquote also but i dont know which one. idk!!

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i agree with all these posts!!!! i only yearn to unify them under one coherent theory of internettial stability. to build a forums kallipolis!!!!!!!!!!!

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
perhaps this is the great project of the forums..............................

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Zodium posted:

at their core, reddit and imgur and all the other fail social media sites revolve around runaway positive feedback processes where attention begets more attention, which both inevitably turns them into social goo and materially demands ever more hardware and power to sustain. their attempt to build for scalability is what dooms them. sa is robust against this because when a positive feedback process starts, which they clearly do, goons run things into the ground, and because you have to read every post in chronological order or just skip ahead, the process organically terminates. this is of course viewed at the highest macro level, in practice the process is full of complex interactions between earnest goobers and trolls and white noise posters who together comprise the wonderful posting ecosystem of the best website on the internet. on the flipside, this can only scale so far. there could never be a reddit or facebook-scale sa.

agree. then we should consider is the better, or perhaps best internet, comprised solely of many SAs? is there any sort of federation, or have we just reinvented reddit? is in fact the separation the key to endurance and harmony? is the interlinking the culprit? or? alternatively, is the internet of 99 supreme, of individual websites on small private webhosts, best? what is the best internet? at its inception SA wasn't meaningfully differentiated from any other PHPBB forum, but we are here. What is it that distinguished us from stardestroyer.net, reddit, and luelinks? size? paywall? is paywall merely a contributor to size and irrelevant in and of itself? is the generally (misanthropic?) monoculture the secret sauce?

or it is merely the monetization model, the resistance to capitalist forces, that matters. what is the intersection of frankfurt school culture concerns and marxist materialist concerns that gives SA its edge

i have long posited that a major contributor to SAs indomitable durability is how insanely conservative it is. things move very slowly here, administratively. hume had a lot of problems and was dumb as poo poo but his theory that authority and stability are principally derived from time and repetition i think has merit. this of course pisses off users who want to enact change and reform quickly, but imo it has helped the site survive the turbulent waters of internet discourse, and, err, ugh, zeitgeist.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Stereotype posted:

I've said for a long time that these here forums are the perfect topic for a whole category of sociography dissertations. These forums are one of the most interesting sociological phenomenons that have come from the internet by a huge margin

agree!!!

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

gradenko_2000 posted:

something I've thought about a lot, but haven't quite formed a cohesive concept around, is that the particular formatting of reddit (and to some extent, facebook comments), is purpose-built to resist the formation of established ground-truth

because every thread is fated to fade away over time
because comments cannot (normally) be read in a straight chronological fashion
because you can't even search the loving website properly

there is never any hope for any kind of new consensus. Someone pipes up with a bit of news, or a novel idea, or a strong argument, and you might even get people at that moment, within a span of, say, 24 hours, to agree with it, or to absorb some new information

and then it's gone

and then a week later the same thread pops up again, if it does at all, except nobody has learned anything

and it just goes on like that forever

yes!!!!!!!!!

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

anime was right posted:

buzzfeed has a pretty good news org like 10 years ago for no loving reason, but no one cared about it because buzzfeed peddled useless top 10 lists as their primary brand so it fell to poo poo

yea it sux

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