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F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

mark immune posted:

"let's just accept the bourgeoise sentencing of a Hero of The Revolution"

how bout no. let the worm man post

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HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005


Silhouette needs the glasses and guard tower should be a toe imo

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

lobster shirt posted:

i think that jeffrey should lift the perma once he gets out of prison

Im fairly certain a guy posted here who talked about spending 5 years in prison because he got mad and attacked someone with a hammer and didnt regret it lol

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

The Atomic Man-Boy posted:

At least make him an IK, so I can send him to collect from my posting enemies

im laughing thinking about a guy going through great lengths to have a smartphone smuggled into his prison cell but its only so he can continue somethign awful moderation duties

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

lobster shirt posted:

im laughing thinking about a guy going through great lengths to have a smartphone smuggled into his prison cell but its only so he can continue somethign awful moderation duties

Every single one of our mods work hard at the licence plate factory to save up $.02 an hour to buy computer lab time at $30 an hour to post here.

lil poopendorfer
Nov 13, 2014

by the sex ghost

Ringo Roadagain posted:

this is a different guy

No its not, thats the guy who posted here and shot Tiny Toese

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Did anyone collect the toe that got shot clean off?

PoundSand
Jul 30, 2021

Also proficient with kites
Googling about it all I saw were news articles from 2021 when it happened and this I dunno, alternative tweet?

https://primetimepatriot.locals.com/post/3118659/benjamin-anthony-varela-pleads-guilty-to-felony-first-degree-assault-with-a-deadly-weapon

If it's 5 months from a nov sentencing then sounds like he may be out real soon, but who knows where this person got their info.

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

lmao

lil poopendorfer
Nov 13, 2014

by the sex ghost

PoundSand posted:

Googling about it all I saw were news articles from 2021 when it happened and this I dunno, alternative tweet?

https://primetimepatriot.locals.com/post/3118659/benjamin-anthony-varela-pleads-guilty-to-felony-first-degree-assault-with-a-deadly-weapon

If it's 5 months from a nov sentencing then sounds like he may be out real soon, but who knows where this person got their info.

5 months for recklessly firing at a group of people is absolutely nothing, good lord

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

lil poopendorfer posted:

group of people *

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

that's how he's going to find out we're pranking the gently caress out of him :twisted:

I already pranked him by pretending to join the proud boys and chasing him down the street but it turns out he can't take a joke.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

lil poopendorfer posted:

5 months for recklessly firing at a group of people is absolutely nothing, good lord

he took tiny out, hes a pacific northwest hero

Junkiebev
Jan 18, 2002


Feel the progress.

hell never be the toe of a major corporation

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

AnimeIsTrash posted:

God drat it was a pain in the rear end finding this.

lmfao

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Zeroisanumber posted:

It actually skipped off his vest's plate and ricocheted down to take a toe off.

I think it put the fear of god into him because even before he got picked up by the cops he stopped showing up to brawl.

A trick shot is even more impressive

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

A trick shot is even more impressive

revolver toecelot

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

Megamissen posted:

revolver toecelot

that's pretty good

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

this mf radicalized by flobots lmao

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Is he the only goon confirmed to have shot a person and not killed them?

Terminal autist
May 17, 2018

by vyelkin

Jose posted:

Is he the only goon confirmed to have shot a person and not killed them?

Lol

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Sherbert Hoover posted:

this mf radicalized by flobots lmao

lol

E Depois do Adeus
Jun 3, 2012


Nobody has better respect for intelligence than Donald Trump.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

If I committed a felony I would not tell SA about it, unless it was really really cool tbh

This is harder than one would expect lol

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

I would definitely brag in the forums, otherwise that's a ton of clout and content going unclaimed

BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021

Sherbert Hoover posted:

this mf radicalized by flobots lmao

hahaha

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Doorknob slobber did nothing wrong, and he shouldn't be perma'd. :colbert:

Thanks for finding that ABC link, I'm gonna see about getting some money together for him :toot:

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

ekuNNN posted:

Doorknob slobber did nothing wrong, and he shouldn't be perma'd. :colbert:

Thanks for finding that ABC link, I'm gonna see about getting some money together for him :toot:

make the SAD thread

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

ekuNNN posted:

Doorknob slobber did nothing wrong, and he shouldn't be perma'd. :colbert:

Thanks for finding that ABC link, I'm gonna see about getting some money together for him :toot:

lil poopendorfer
Nov 13, 2014

by the sex ghost

lumpentroll posted:

make the SAD thread

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

putting up money for the cspam shooter is just inflating the commissary's pockets. we need to start a pen pal program. are there other anarchists who need support in th elockup?

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!
let's post bounties proactively so cspam shooters are sure to be taken care of before they go to prison

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
uh back in the day we would just take care of a fallen soldiers family but all you goons are shut in losers

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Print out the entire last year of cspam posts and send them to him

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

SorePotato posted:

Print out the entire last year of cspam posts and send them to him

Good news you got mail
bad news its posts

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

Al! posted:

he took tiny out, hes a pacific northwest hero

id sooner give the title to the man who shot Benjamin Smith legally and walked, or the off duty EMT who almost lost his sanity from saving his life

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
i thought they dropped the charges so he isnt in jail? isnt that how it works

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Cuttlefush posted:

i thought they dropped the charges so he isnt in jail? isnt that how it works

is there a source for that because i just saw a video of him firing a gun wildly into a crowd

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

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bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Sherbert Hoover posted:

is there a source for that because i just saw a video of him firing a gun wildly into a crowd

great credentials if he ever wants to become a cop

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