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Chris James 2 posted:They even killed off Eric Young at the end of last year just so HHH could sign him and do nothing with him, so the comedy isn't even limited to just being onscreen How are they meant to use him if he's dead?
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2023 01:34 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 00:54 |
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is pepsi ok posted:Yeah...yeah! Hit em! Punch em! Yeah good, good, put em in a choke. *heavy breathing* HIT EM! DO A TAKEDOWN. YEAH GOOD! Was Shane getting aroused?
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2023 14:02 |
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Big Coffin Hunter posted:They should have Uncle Howdy beat Roman in a Soda Match
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2023 03:15 |
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flashy_mcflash posted:If he wins MITB, even if he doesn't win the title, would he still be the most successful person to come out of a Bray feud? Bryan Danielson lost his feud with Bray and then main eventer WMXXX and won 3 months later.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2023 03:46 |
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Isn't Edge already in the HoF?
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2023 11:58 |
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Eat My Fuc posted:I’m pretty sure Cody’s penis works fine and I think the advertisement should be switched around because I have always suspected Roman has erectile dysfunction. Chodey Loads indeed.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2023 22:20 |
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1glitch0 posted:Has Eddie Edwards spent any time in WWE? because this clearly looks to be made by a deranged WWE fan except for Edwards being in there. He might have done some jobber appearances maybe, like Eric Young, Moxley, Danielson and Bobby Roode did back in the day.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2023 06:42 |
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Gavok posted:The timeline went like this: He was set to win the belt against Punk as well wasn't he? I've often wondered what would have happened had he turned up to Vengeance after he'd murdered his family, did the match and won the title as planned while everyone thought everything was tickety-boo back home.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2023 09:38 |
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Kennel posted:Polka Dot Belt It's a rubber chicken tied to a belt strap.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2023 22:27 |
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Gonz posted:I have not. Now think about the belt it replaced.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2023 22:44 |
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Technowrite posted:ITS TIME TO PLAY "WRESTLING BELT OR MAN'S GAPING ANUS"! The WM17 “Lemmy forgot the lyrics” version of that song sure was wild.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2023 03:34 |
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I can't wait to see Roman with his three belts like he's the WWE's answer to Misawa in the 90s.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2023 03:44 |
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1glitch0 posted:So what exactly is happening? Is there a tournament for the new belt or did HHH not say? Do a tournament on Raw that builds to Cody winning the final at Night of Champions. As he wins the final, HHH comes out and declares that now he's going to have his match for the belt against Brock Lesnar. Lesnar murders Cody in about 5 seconds.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2023 05:51 |
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Big Coffin Hunter posted:Why does everyone think Brock is getting this belt? Brock is going over Cody at Backlash before Cody beats The Miz for the TNT title Because Cody having what is ostensibly a vanity belt made for him, only to fall flat on his face at the final hurdle again - only this time to the other absentee perpetual champion - is the funnier option.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2023 20:21 |
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He's publicly talked poo poo about Miz a lot, all the more jarring considering how Miz went out of his way to sing his praises on the Punk doco WWE did back in the day. The only poo poo talk Miz has publicly done regarding Punk has been in response to Punk's apparently one-sided beef.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2023 07:43 |
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That DICK! posted:this wasnt a problem when the wrestlers still used ICOPRO
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2023 20:01 |
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forkboy84 posted:https://twitter.com/trillyrobinson/status/1657767105582989318?s=20 Just... why? I keep thinking about the Impact clips that get posted on here via Twitter vs WWE ones, and honestly, at least the Impact ones make me think "oh, maybe I should check them out sooner or later." Nothing from the WWE clips does that for me.
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# ¿ May 14, 2023 20:30 |
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Hammond Egger posted:He'd probably be feuding with Jeff Jarrett if he was still in AEW. Jeff Jarrett displaying his Double-M A repertoire against Brock while Sonjay Dutt obnoxiously cheers him on would be pretty entertaining though.
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# ¿ May 24, 2023 07:26 |
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Eat My Fuc posted:Melzter says the plan is for Rhodes vs Reigns 2 at Wrestlemania. Oh really? In which case, I hope to god they put that ugly-as-sin fake Big Gold on Cody at some stage so that we get this edogawa rando posted:I can't wait to see Roman with his three belts like he's the WWE's answer to Misawa in the 90s.
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# ¿ May 27, 2023 11:17 |
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JUNGLE BOY posted:https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1666266781432856576?s=20 Why's his face so swollen up and shiny and why does he look like Kramer from that episode of Seinfeld where he fell asleep in a tanning bed?
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2023 08:13 |
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History Comes Inside! posted:Wanna see Cody rock a neck chicken before I die
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2023 20:18 |
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oldpainless posted:The brand split has been going on over two decades and they still can’t get it right I mean, they struggle to plan and write stories on the long term. Like, there have been long-term stories like Rock and Cena Twice In A Lifetime, where a story was told over 3 Manias (and even then, I feel like I'm being hugely generous here - Rock and Cena talk mess to each other going into Mania 27, leading to Rock costing Cena the title in the main event, then Rock beats Cena at 28, Rock goes into 29 as champion and Cena beats him, avenging his loss the previous year - for a 3+ year storyline, there's really only 4 or 5 major plot points), but for the most part, they really can't get a lot of basic poo poo right. It's like the way they handle tag teams, where it's like as soon as they're put together, they already start planning on splitting them up, rather than letting them built up to be a team. Astro7x posted:There is nothing wrong with rebranding the Raw and SD women’s titles and keeping each lineage. They dumb mistake was making them show specific. Yep. Something like: Raw World Heavyweight (Big Gold) US Heavyweight World Tag Team World Women's Championship (make a new belt based on Big Gold) World Women's Tag Team Smackdown WWE Championship Intercontinental WWE Tag Team WWE Women's Championship WWE Women's Tag Team No show-specific branding, and allows for seamless swapping. Either that, or make the champions exempt from the draft. edogawa rando fucked around with this message at 07:34 on Jun 11, 2023 |
# ¿ Jun 11, 2023 07:29 |
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Chris James 2 posted:https://twitter.com/wrestleops/status/1669868155189985281?s=46&t=WpdyKLngKj40naRWJ6JgcQ edogawa rando posted:I can't wait to see Roman with his three belts like he's the WWE's answer to Misawa in the 90s.
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2023 06:46 |
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Wait, Logan Paul is in the MITB match? Hahaha wtf
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2023 07:39 |
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Erin M. Fiasco posted:Chris Jericho was also in Jay and Silent Bob Reboot as a hilarious punchline predicated on his recognizability, and even made it into Terrifier 2 which was a surprising smash success. He was a big name during wrestling's hottest period and his star has kept its shine. Roman is still contained in the WWE bubble outside of cameos in Fast movies. Chris Jericho once got mentioned during an Indian domestic T20 cricket league game. I've yet to hear Roman Reigns get mentioned during an IPL broadcast.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2023 20:22 |
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Island Nation posted:Roman doesn't even sniff the top 10 of wrestlers known to the general public. You have to be known in things people could've seen. My rough idea is this but it changes constantly: Batista wins because he appeared on Neighbours.
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2023 02:38 |
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Was Karrion Kross NXT champ when he got a stupid helmet+mask combo put on his head and beat by Jeff Hardy in 2 minutes?
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2023 11:09 |
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JUNGLE BOY posted:Assign a poster to write a “So You Want To Get Into WWE” primer guide to help the clueless here out Just Sean Lock's bits on loop. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfFSxyrCnLk&t=58s
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2023 07:49 |
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My god, we've turned into an AEW-themed TNA Asylum. “Beware that, when fighting monsters, you yourself do not become a monster... for when you gaze long into the abyss. The abyss gazes also into you.” I can't wait for the photo of a disinterested and mildly embarrassed Ricky Starks holding up the cheap PSP Lifetime Achievement Award plaque while wearing an NWA cap.
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2023 12:34 |
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So who's going to fake their death for some reason?
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2023 13:37 |
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There's a world of difference between saying "I have no faith in Vince McMahon booking an Asian man in a way that isn't racist, based on his track record" and whatever... that was. Also, I have no faith in Vince McMahon's ability to book an Asian man in a way that isn't horrifically racist, based on his track record.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2023 12:38 |
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History Comes Inside! posted:Silly fantasy booking: Butch has to win back the rights to every letter in his name like that one Harlem Heat feud
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2023 12:40 |
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Remember that time he heeled on a British crowd by telling them their next PM will be Pakistani?
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2023 13:25 |
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Speaking of stupid things, has Bray Wyatt done anything since whenever? Has he even been on TV?
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2023 05:51 |
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zetamind2000 posted:he's fallen pretty far since his feud with randy orton So he’s exclusively wrestle LA Knight and not even been on TV since the Rumble? Money well spent, I see.
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2023 16:26 |
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Draw-minik
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2023 06:08 |
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1glitch0 posted:Charlotte got a lot of good hype because she showed up and could do handstand flips and wasn't terrible unlike so many children of stars, but then she didn't improve at all for a decade. There's also a lot of the regular resentment and pushback against her, deserved-or-otherwise, based on her being booked the same way that Homer coached Bart's football team. It's just that while Cena did eventually get better (and I'd argue was much better than he was often made out to be in the mid-2000s), like you've said, Charlotte has basically stagnated as a wrestler, not to mention that there's evidence that people really don't want to see her at all. Hasn't she regularly been ratings poison when she deigns to turn up and get herself shoehorned into the title picture?
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2023 07:36 |
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Perhaps, but attacking and ragdolling a concussed colleague because she MUST GET HER poo poo IN to the point where the other participants in the match have to work to separate her from the injured person is supremely hosed, and that's entirely on her.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2023 20:33 |
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is pepsi ok posted:another very good and well deserved receipt was when shane started potatoing people with his stupid punches so chris jericho dropkicked his face off to get him to calm down Or that time Vader rocked Shamrock to get him to stop throwing potatoes for a minute.
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2023 19:44 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 00:54 |
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Vandar posted:I've never had curry. What's it like? Every curry dinner goes like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIR-UVen9uc
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2023 10:43 |