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haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Germansimp posted:

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1663367162587668480

Cody is still supposed to be a face, right? Because this is most textbook example of "Delusional heel pretends he didn't get his rear end handed to him" promo I've heard in a long time.

Getting nothing but Wimp Lo energy from Cody Rhodes. "I passed out, making me the winner!"

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haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


every time i hear cody this is all i can think of

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


I like to think the Iron Sheik is up there in heaven, making the angels humble :allears:

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


DarkstarIV posted:

For those missing it, Charlotte is having a meltdown on social media over the intense amount of backlash she's getting over being inserted right into the title picture again. Even quoting THAT Triple H promo that ended up causing WWE to suffer a steep decline in popularity.

https://twitter.com/MsCharlotteWWE/status/1667955821907677184

Keep in mind she's supposed to be a babyface!!!!

Charlotte Flair whenever a new belt is introduced

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007



I spit in the face of people who booked me before I signed with WWE

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Alaois posted:

Wow Shawn Michaels really is teaching them everything he knows

You mean, how many pills you can take before a match and still perform somewhat capably?

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


RandolphCarter posted:

Is it LA like the city or what

LA Knight should change his name to La Knight and hit more people with chairs/dance on chairs

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Cavauro posted:

june 23. men in the bathroom

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Trying posted:

Stop doxxing Cody Rhodes

lol

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007



Don’t sign your posts

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


the sex ghost posted:

Yeah as in 'ples turn it off' lmao

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


JUNGLE BOY posted:

Trouble in paradise?

Kofi wasn’t in that match

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


haha imagine Vince being as racist as this *proceeds to be the most racist person to exist on the planet* that would be so typical of wwe and definitely not me uncovering some deeply rooted prejudice of my own

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Rarity posted:

Imagine watching Raw when you could be falling into an endless abyss, time ceasing to hold any meaning or purpose, your mind slowly cracking, turning in upon itself, until you as well become meaningless, without purpose, to be reborn anew as a manifestation of the universe itself, and still have 45 minutes to order a pizza.

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007



“please dont put in the interview that i got mad”

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Logan Paul vs Ricochet should at least be fun to watch, they both do high flying moves :shrug:

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Foxfire_ posted:

Andre is way more famous for being in The Princess Bride than from wrestling

He's famous because his name was Andre, and he was a giant.

https://i.imgur.com/OZMg7mE.mp4

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Just call his finisher Edgelord 4500

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Quantum of Phallus posted:

Wwes fat rapist wrestler is doing numbers!!!

Then.
Now.
Forever.

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Were any stories finished because of that match?

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Library Access

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


That’s probably the first time anyone has ever used “EC3” and “over” in the same sentence

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Rarity posted:

Sad news about Lacey, I'll always remember her career highlights like

*footage not found*

lmao

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Endless Mike posted:

I liked when she told Sammy Guavara he needs to learn to work better

In an alternate universe, Sammy Guevara is in an interminable feud with The Miz over “cojones size.”

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Pope Corky the IX posted:

ECW used a crazy amount of licensed music and never had permission for any of it.

Picturing the RIAA telling Paul Heyman “Pay us for the rights or we’ll sue” and Heyman shrugging and going “sue me for what?”

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


SamuraiFoochs posted:

He was like if you put a Juggalo, a horror hound, a film student, and The Undertaker in a blender, and it's one of those combos that occasionally made you be like WHAT THE gently caress WAS THAT but at the same time, when it was awesome it was like "I wish I could get in that dude's head because holy poo poo."

Legit don't think there's anyone in wrestling like he was.

although i kinda fell off from the whole Fiend gimmick pretty quick, at least the wwe let him try something different from the usual "bland guy with dumb-as-nails name" gimmick that they give most wrestlers Superstars™.

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


What a wet fart of a “Terry Funk Hardcore” match that was

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Cavauro posted:

corn dog.

many are saying this

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Pylons posted:

They removed the jags belt

:laugh:

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


tony khan bought all the jaguars belts to give to wardlow as he is repackaged as "The Jacksonville Shaguar", a modern-day take on Mike Awesome's "Fat Chick Thriller" gimmick. and also Mark Henry's sexual chocolate.

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


gently caress :(

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Nick Aldis constantly gets outshined by his brother, Nick Lidls

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


forkboy84 posted:

Actually it's a dental office thank you very much

britt baker should lose her license for that

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Pope Corky the IX posted:

The problem with this Gable is that he insisted other people were ready and willing.

:eyepop:

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007



Brock Lobster

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Digital Jedi posted:

Becky just beat Tiffany Stratton for the NXT Women's Title

lmao

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Just Chamber posted:

Looking at his collar I think he's slowly being hoisted to the ceiling

Pete Dunne's new gimmick:

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Davros1 posted:

WWE's CFO Frank Riddick is departing the company. He's been there for 13 years.

Thus ends the Chronicles of Riddick :(

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haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Rarity posted:

Goons Stick to the Metre Challenge (Difficulty Level: Impossible)

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