JUNGLE BOY posted:

we found a dead guy at wrestlemania

Gumball Gumption posted:

Honestly it's a nice gift for people who are on the road 3 days of each week

Cavauro posted:

how come veryone's talking about starbucks.

Kennel posted:

Chris James 2 posted:

None of that even counts entrances, which is funnier because despite the Nexus/WWE match having 8 more participants to enter, still loses because Reigns' entrance last night was apparently a little over 7 minutes

Island Nation posted:

I was actually trying to find the episode (The Old Man and the Lisa from Season 7) when you beat me to the point: The Simpsons writers didn't know how famous he was within wrestling and at the time he was already a 4 time champion! I can understand The Thin Man film series ignoring stuff like WWE or even the NWA since it predated it but The Simpsons?!

Dango Bango posted:

New Day had a long argument that if Jimmy and Jey Uso were born on different days, they wouldn't be twins. I can't say I'm surprised.

(Argument in question)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVkOM8xefVw

Rhonne posted:

Drakkel posted:

Miz will do his stupid big balls gesture at Punk and the WWE twitter account will post like 20 eye emojis in response

rotinaj posted:

Is there any evidence to back up the wishcasting that punk is broke and needs these big paydays? Or is it just folk having lols?

Erin M. Fiasco posted:

Open Marriage Night posted:

I wonder how Kofi feels about Punk being back.

A Fancy Hat posted:

"Norman, I swear to God if you hurt these girls I'll kill you. GIRLS DID YOU HEAR THAT? I'll PROTECT YOU! Let me know if this Norman guy is bothering you, okay? Just think of me as your Dad, okay? In fact, if you want to call me Dad I'm all for that, haha, like as a joke unless you're into it maybe?"

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

30 years ago.

Ganso Bomb posted:

We were watching Hackers last night and I was delighted to see how much of the fashion in that movie (not all, for sure) has just come back around again. Now we just need roller blade arcades.

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Vince re-signed

Joey McChrist posted:

the crock

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I'm coming out of my WWE Posting retirement (I still watch the show and enjoy it generally tho, sorry) to say that my nieces have gotten super into WWE and my older niece loves Cody and her younger sister really likes Bianca and she even apparently goes around the house saying Bi-ANCA...BELLLLL AIIIIRRRRR like the ring announcers do and that's super wholesome and my niece really wanted to go to Mania since they live in the general area but my brother and SIL couldn't afford it BUT they surprised them for Easter with WWE action figures AND letting them know they're going to the Raw AFTER Mania and I'm so loving happy for my nieces and I really goddamn hope my niece gets to mark the gently caress out for Cody coming out as the champ and hell, same tbh

It's the most vicariously happy I've been for anyone in a long time

SpeakSlow posted:

Bloodline has been a fine slow burn as a faction. They could have stacked the group but didn't. They held titles with cunning and speed. They utilized one of the best talkers ever to cover for their flaws. And then when it looked like they were finally falling apart during a historic run, here comes Rocky for the overwhelming force to try to push that run across the Bollea line.

We've seen cracks in the facade with Sammy and Jey, but Rock is likely going to be the one that blows it all apart with ego.

Still, great Dynastic storytelling. Won't roll over Hogan as the legendary (you wrestle with a torn pec) Cody push needs a payoff.

And as far as Roman's workrate, anything past "survived leukemia" is Herculean in any sphere but the smarkosphere.

Hope you all have a good Mania weekend!

Coaaab posted:

sushi is a cheat food?

Mr Hootington posted:

It was decent. Some good promos and a couple decent matches.