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16-bit Butt-Head)
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NofrikinfuN posted:I am incapable of understanding how a blue check was ever considered a status symbol when it just functionally tells you the user really is who they claim to be. The "elitist" portion comes from actually being that famous celebrity or billionaire or whatever. Pretending you're on equal ground by paying for a checkmark is incredibly stupid. MY DECADENT CELEBRITY WIFE was verified because she was at a reputable news publication and often shared original reporting. Her menagerie of chiropractor reply guys and science-is-the-devil mama bears are a primary Twitter Blue user base. It's a cargo cult. They buy the star and assume the legitimacy will follow. Mr. Funktastic posted:Typical Twitter Blue user using $8 worth of toilet paper every day Verified: as full of poo poo
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Apr 22, 2023 13:25
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Bluesky is a method for tracking how many of your online friends don't give a poo poo about you
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Jul 1, 2023 19:04
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Clip-On Fedora posted:*Looks up* Please do not jerk off while thinking about Elon Musk.
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Jul 1, 2023 20:38
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My wife was one of the OG verified Brahmin and scroll as she might, there ain't no limits.
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Jul 1, 2023 23:13
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I functionally just use Twitter as an RSS reader let's bring those back
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Jul 5, 2023 03:40
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lol don't change your username https://twitter.com/danielwinvw/status/1681810284716105728
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Jul 20, 2023 03:26
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So uh when's that first billion dollar interest payment due?
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Jul 25, 2023 14:43
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/PopBase/status/1685062017932242944?t=v8L3jkHzgEp8XcxzQSmpGA&s=19 Lol still no permit on taking down the old sign I see.
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Jul 29, 2023 01:35
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So are Twitter's remaining landlords just for a good position in the bankruptcy or what?shackleford posted:appears to be a building called "Fox Plaza" consisting of office space and studio, 1 and 2 bedroom apartments Love to pile indignities on people already paying $2k a month for a 450' square box. 
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Jul 29, 2023 12:04
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Jeff Fatwood posted:Good shoot. “It does not constitute hate speech and deserves to be protected under the rubric of freedom of speech - it articulates the failure of the current government to address issues of economic empowerment and land division.” -Judge Edwin Molahlehi Pretty sure the first amendment says mods can't probe for this (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Aug 5, 2023 15:52
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It owns so much that the second American civil war is going to kick off with a special forces raid on the Georgia department of corrections
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Oct 31, 2023 14:29
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I love that Glenn now has to pretend to be blindsided that Fox's concern for free speech existed only to the extent it benefitted their interests. Who could have possibly forseen?
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Nov 11, 2023 16:44
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Here's a good breakdown of Musk's lolsuit(on Blue Sky)
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Nov 21, 2023 21:25
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Could you do a copy+paste for those of us who aren't on bluesky? I'll see if I can unroll it. The bots that do so are still a bit hinky with the threading sometimes though. In the meantime: bsky-social-sy5f6-o3urp bsky-social-s2zzo-v7ovi bsky-social-ttesn-pt3ql
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Nov 21, 2023 22:13
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Precambrian Video Games posted:Wow, whoever rushed to judgment on that photo must be pretty red-faced about it now... Good news! The white kid in a full headdress wasn't doing racism in a certain way!
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Nov 28, 2023 13:06
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Lol at him having to hit the line he'd clearly rehearsed again cause he hosed the delivery
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Nov 29, 2023 23:49
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Lol yes Glenn we must strive again for the days when rich families ran media independent of agenda
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Dec 1, 2023 05:11
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:https://x.com/eric_erins/status/1730399463766622220?s=46&t=I-gsjpvNkUNcOBofs8OOkQ 
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Dec 1, 2023 14:21
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He was going to end world hunger with his Twitter profits but the woke mind virus ruined everything
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Dec 2, 2023 01:55
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So really by not buying X Premium you're responsible for world hunger
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Dec 2, 2023 01:59
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Can't wait for major news outlets to pull their content and start DCMAing official Twitter products.
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Dec 2, 2023 23:50
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Linda, CEO of Twitter: Rockstar please advertise your flagship product on our platform. Elon Musk (with a bullhorn): THIS IMMORAL COP KILLER VIDYA GAME ISN'T FOR ME
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Dec 5, 2023 13:24
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LegoMan posted:having just replaced all the wiring in my 1970 BMW, yes it is very expensive but also it lasts 50 years and isn't all connected in series Can you tell me more about this in terms of cost, time, and effort? I've got an old project car that needs it, but it also needs... everything.
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Dec 6, 2023 12:58
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:Linda Yaccarino isnt a real person
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Dec 9, 2023 02:39
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Someone should ask Grok if the world will be a better place after Elon dies of natural causes.
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Dec 9, 2023 16:15
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Little X is about school age, right? It's time to fix everything that made his older kids hate him and give the little emperor a very normal childhood experience.
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Dec 14, 2023 13:40
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I'm sorry but the toady-track program is completely full but we do have some future cool girl concubine slots available can you send your child's headshot?
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Dec 14, 2023 13:51
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I appreciate that Microsoft is stepping up to fill the rage niche of conservatives who are rarely asked to press one for English anymore.
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Dec 15, 2023 15:55
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"Lib" is right in the title.
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Dec 15, 2023 23:58
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The most important people in his life are exes
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Dec 24, 2023 15:36
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FIVE. BATTERY. FIRES (ba dum dum dum)
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Dec 24, 2023 17:45
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Still love the fuckbot
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Jan 25, 2024 03:55
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FishMcCool posted:Yeah, I will never understand finance I guess. I just can't grasp wjy the CEO returning $56b of worth to the company would make the company stock value go down instead of up. Unless investors all assume that this will result in a tantrum and Elon doing something even more stupid than usual which will actively reduce the company's value? The issue is that Tesla is drastically overvalued for a car company of its size, but is undervalued as a workshop where a tech wizard is creating real products that are indistinguishable from magic. Any ruling against the wizard risks the possibility that he might leave or otherwise transform it back to an overvalued car company.
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Jan 31, 2024 14:02
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I like the sub narrative of Wild Wild West where some producer had a robotic spider fetish and had been throwing it out as an idea for decades until it finally took.
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Feb 5, 2024 15:29
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Happy Black History Month from Tesla https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1760722446062125405
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Feb 23, 2024 00:28
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Put "never went to therapy" on my child support order.
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Feb 29, 2024 12:06
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a.lo posted:do they sell caskets shaped like a model 3 We *def* don't recommend this, but Model 3 floats well enough to get you across the River Styx.
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Mar 10, 2024 03:53
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moist turtleneck posted:such airtime Does that video show the rear wheels hitting metal on metal?
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Mar 18, 2024 12:56
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Quotey posted:░D░O░C░U░M░E░N░T░A░R░Y░ haha remember how the central premise of that was dumb people having a bunch of kids anyway
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Mar 20, 2024 00:41
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Why would you black out the number of a dude who clearly wants the phone number passed around?
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Mar 20, 2024 15:58
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