emgeejay posted:

https://twitter.com/elon_alerts/status/1646059792329220097?s=46&t=m6fGiglUP1-mz5m0sRqpiw

AnimeIsTrash posted:

Consummate Professional posted:

countdown to loving up the friendliest possible interview https://twitter.com/tuckercarlson/status/1646868411316682753?s=12

Iron Crowned posted:

Stay in SAD, with the other insufferable poo poo heels

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shyduck posted:

17.99 years old: baby brain
18.00 years old: enlightened adult

titty_baby_ posted:

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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

what, like with a sledgehammer?

Bar Crow posted:

Movie watching with Elon must be really annoying with him constantly repeating words from it.

Prescott posted:

Play video games instead of being existentially mad.

foghorn posted:

Here's how you know this man has zero understanding of how the modern internet works.

All of the SEO, all of the links, everything currently points to twitter.com. That is the valuable property.

What he wants to do is mask twitter.com to appear to be x.com. That's a pretty straightforward proxy situation, basically just rewriting the domain name for each request and processing it as normal. Something an F5 load balancer could do easily 10 years ago and only gets easier with modern cloud services like Fastly.

Then, once that's set up, add in a 301 redirect for all twitter.com URLs to point to their x.com equivalent. The 301 redirect will be honored by Google and other search engines, which means all the SEO and associated links will still work correctly in their algorithm and surface links appropriately.

Instead, he's done this backwards. X.com is useless and he's pointed that at Twitter. Which means there's now an errant redirect from x.com to Twitter stuck in the cache of a number of services. So if he ever actually switches things over, not only will the SEO be all screwed up, but it might result in an infinite loop of redirects.

This is like a middle school child figuring out a CNAME for the first time and thinking they are a leet haxxor.

Cup Runneth Over posted:

(Sigh)

Beached Whale posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1528955104463814656

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Maed posted:

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Plank Walker posted:

his name is my name too

whenever we go out,

the people always shout

there goes

shyduck posted:

Durf posted:

erm actually its a spy plane

also this



https://www.startribune.com/this-boat-don-t-float/49134952/?c=y&page=all&prepage=1#continue

she was basically every early goon project. her an Elon should have moved to the west texas desert to live off potatoes and bees.

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

this guy's comics are LOL

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

You know if you can look at the cyber truck and convince yourself that looks great, I wouldn't put it past you to also be able to get involved in holocaust denial or flat earthosm

I really hope one day musk goes. Yep, the Earth is flat. There's no reason to go to Mars because it doesn't exist.

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ben shapino posted:

they are whiny basement-dwelling computer touchers and elon is an epic cowboy gamer billionaire building rockets and putting computers inside his brain to make him even smarter than ever before.

thathonkey posted:

cumpantry posted:

i dont know why goons cant have fun laughing at a boogie without wanting to shiv them or theirs

Rudeboy Detective posted:

grok and ball torture

Animal-Mother posted:

Some loving rear end in a top hat with Texas plates is driving a Cybertruk around my neighborhood. He probably saw my mask and had a big fat chuckle to himself.

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Dante80 posted:

https://twitter.com/dingertoken/status/1745088229240385915

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

$DONGER

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

guess you didn't get the joke

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

the tweet in the post you quoted was posted by @dingertoken

The Alchemist posted:

I had a very online argument with an Elon fan yesterday, and these were his last words



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Rudeboy Detective posted:

elon reeve musk reinvented the ipad by putting it inside of an automobile

tim apple hasn't reinvented anything