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mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER
we're all kings today

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mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER
and the kings are also going to win

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER
you know who loves to score goals? Blake Lizotte who is definitely not a guy I just looked up

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER
I for one cannot believe the Oilers lost on such a funny fashion because it sure seems like the creator hates me

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER

DancingMachine posted:

If McDavid gets taken out of a series by a hit like that is the league going to care or change anything?

no because it would rule

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER
so they pushed the flames guy into the dumpster and he came out with an Oilers jersey? I'm not fuckin Cervantes but I don't think that's the story they were trying to tell

also gently caress the Oilers lol

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER
there's also the kind of rule that screws the Oilers which is by definition a good and just and fair rule

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER
I'm in Toronto for work this week and I'd like to confirm that it's absolutely insufferable

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER
hey, I'm rooting for the blue guys, I absolutely want TJ and Gio to win a cup. I also will be fine with seeing a bunch of dinguses suffer

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER
extremely excited to work in Toronto tomorrow morning and will be looking for any opportunity to bring up the series and past and future trauma

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER
know what, I'm gonna say it, I think Oettinger is that good...Stars are winning the cup.

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER
big knights fan

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER
also they were able to cheat and magically mike smith went from playing in the playoffs to "being injured" and also they're Scum holes

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER
Knights should be able to keep up with the Oilers but goddamnit you other idiots need to stop making it easier for them.

still think people are sleeping on Dallas. best goaltending left, great forward depth, and Heiskanen rules.

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER
as an outsider i gotta tell ya, Trouba fuckin rules

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER

grack posted:

What do we have to do to get McGuire hired in Calgary?

what did we ever do to hurt you

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER

ThinkTank posted:

1983 division semifinals
1984 division semifinals
1989 division semifinals
2004 Conference quarterfinals
2015 Conference Quarterfinals
2022 Second Round

oh ya I forgot that I hate your hockey team too my bad

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER

ThinkTank posted:

For now we have a mutual enemy. We can resume the conflict when McDavid is banished from Edmonton forever.

may your skate blade chip and shatter

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER
the worst crime the nhl ever committed was failing to market Jarome Iginla properly. the best player in the world (for a while), an absolutely beautiful man inside and out, charming on camera, and a visible minority. he should've been on every piece of media they put out in the 00's.

the second worst crime is not letting me live in his house

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER
i have decided that now I like matthew tkachuk

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER
here we go baby

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER
not since Kevin Bieksa and Ryan Kesler were on the same team has it been so goddamn easy to hate a team

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER
he should've speared draisatl in his dick - i think you're allowed to do that

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER
he shouldn't have been suspended he should've gotten a loving war medal

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER
Knights are gonna do it baby

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER

secret volcano lair posted:

they got bumped to espn2 lol

paige hathaway landing "the most disrespectful cornhole shot of all time" is a tough act to follow
that sounds good send me a link

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER

The Dirty Burger posted:

Feels like the Angels in the MLB are the best comparable for the Oilers, two of the best players on the planet and the team is run by dipshits who can’t properly build around them

At least LA is a nice place to live, I feel bad for Leon

yeah he seems like such a nice, pleasant guy

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER
I remember watching a multiple overtime game with my dad where the power went out? Boston - Edmonton? And going to school the next day an absolute zombie

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER

ThinkTank posted:

He deserves a cup so much

yeah a cup of crap

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER
jamie Benn rules

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER

MJeff posted:

Mennoknight every time I see your avatar, I think of how the Calgary Flames signed Dennis Wideman, who was generally thought of as one of the better defensemen in that free agent class, and some publication, I dunno who, ran the headline WIDE MAN SIGNS WIDEMAN for like two minutes and then took it down.


that's a lot better than the memories I have of Jay Feaster, the man who traded away my favourite human being of all time for loving Ben Hanowski

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER

Aye Doc posted:

God drat he's a journalism major???? his stuff is so not well written!

please consider that i graduated from journalism school with honours and worked as a real journalist for our national broadcaster and i'm a fuckin idiot

sayin the bar's pretty low

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER

Cartoon Man posted:

Dammit, I thought there was hockey tonight, gently caress me this is a long rear end wait to watch Vegas lose.

blazers petes!

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER

Jhet posted:

I thought live that Chucky managed to do this last night until the replay showed Eichel toe pick into that hit. Wouldn’t surprise me if he managed to try again next game. Also won’t surprise me if someone goes after Barbashev again, but that didn’t work out so well for Gudas of all people.

I hate to say it, but Florida should try playing some hockey first and then hitting people second. They might actually score a few more.
ah I see the bloom is off the rose that is matthew Tkachuk

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER
matt Tkachuk is weak I would've played with a broken sternum and won

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mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER

grack posted:

You would've been curled up on the ice crying any time someone so much as glanced in your direction.


This would have made your sternum hurt even more.

ya so I would've played. like a man

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