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Saalkin posted:I got a new tattoo on Saturday. Then this morning I drove 5 hours to my folks place near Ottawa. I'm pooped. Nice big dick on that bird well done e: now that I look closer I think that may be a tree branch not a dick
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I am woke and have gone too far
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Apr 26, 2023 17:52
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Now might be a great time to start up a gamefaqs spinoff called luelinks 'eti'
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Apr 27, 2023 13:13
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MrQwerty posted:Lol 36 tacos a day DeadFatDuckFat you ready to do this?
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Everyone click the link below to sign nooner's e-card! I can’t figure out how to sign it did it get locked or something
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May 2, 2023 14:35
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I just got Richard dean Anderson mixed up with Harry dean stanton and it was extremely embarrassing.
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May 2, 2023 17:46
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Wendigee posted:I'm gonna make tuna salad for dinner... Ummm Does your tuna salad also have egg in it because mine doesn’t
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May 3, 2023 02:24
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Nooner posted:Gotta find these Doritos Hell yeah Chinese mustard owns
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May 3, 2023 02:25
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Free gurf
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May 3, 2023 22:02
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I like Miyam Bialik and wish she would respond to my DMs but she can’t host Jeopardy! worth a poo poo
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May 5, 2023 03:03
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:His forum sucks Who’s?
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May 5, 2023 11:04
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He said sacre bleu it appears I have the wrong room mon ami monsieur perhaps I can make it up to you with a croissant or a crepes Suzette, voulez vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?
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May 6, 2023 14:58
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Bring a stripper
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May 6, 2023 15:12
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I tried to taper off tramadol the last week
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May 7, 2023 03:53
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I was ultimately unsuccessful
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May 7, 2023 03:53
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Is grand funk railroad funk or is it a misnomer
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May 7, 2023 15:25
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I quit drinking and it didn’t do poo poo.
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May 8, 2023 13:38
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The best exercise is fighting off a physical assailant, for $199 a month I will randomly attack you 4 times a week.
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May 8, 2023 15:45
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If you get drowsy at work just learn how to sleep sitting up and go take a nap on the toilet.
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May 9, 2023 16:59
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I just read a medical paper that says people with regular diarrhea live on average 2.9 years longer likely due to generally increased digestive health, does anyone know the best way to induce diarrhea 3-4 times a week
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May 10, 2023 18:25
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The new mario movie is one of the all time greats and is going to be regarded to be in the same class as The Godfather and Shawshank Redemption.
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May 12, 2023 05:46
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Charles Bukowski posted:Your piss gonna be all weird later 
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May 12, 2023 05:55
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Your pickle is small and misshapen
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May 13, 2023 22:39
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Charles Bukowski posted:"Kick her in the crouch" bubbled up from the SA data storage part of my brain. A musician friend of mine wanted to start a Hole inspired band called "Crunt." We used to call people twunts in high school as a mix of twat and the forbidden word. Doesn’t really roll off the tongue well though.
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May 14, 2023 14:11
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That’s right papi. Use me. Use me for your sexual toilet sickness.
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May 14, 2023 15:31
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AARD VARKMAN posted:boss just said he wants me to go to a week long tech conference at the MGM Grand in Vegas in September Eat at Robuchons
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May 19, 2023 00:40
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Using toilet paper on vacation when you have a bidet at home is completely intolerable. My anus can’t take much more of this abuse.
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May 19, 2023 04:10
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Peggy Edson posted:You can get a battery powered portable bidet I need way more volume than that at home I think I go through 3 or 4 gallons
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May 19, 2023 04:39
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Can I get Zelda on PS5?
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May 21, 2023 02:45
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Dr. Cool Aids posted:guessing your anus is a fuckin disaster today Same as every other day
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May 21, 2023 19:01
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My moms here visiting I’m going to make her watch a movie on my home theater what’s the best movie to annoy old ladies
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May 21, 2023 23:51
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Watching Red Dawn in 4K and the quality of the remaster looks pretty awesome so far.
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May 27, 2023 16:07
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Not so sure the commies attack plan of making a small town high school their primary objective and wasting RPGs on empty school buses makes a lot of sense though.
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May 27, 2023 16:12
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Luvcow posted:quitting my job, just told my favorite clients Those clients belong to the dick sucking factory they’re not yours don’t forget you signed a non compete.
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May 29, 2023 15:51
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cumpantry posted:you posted your real full address with a kid at home? wtf Can you post it again I missed it
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May 30, 2023 20:24
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Well, there’s another thing to be terrified of.
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May 31, 2023 14:11
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kntfkr posted:They ran out of the water. For the bagels. It's the water. It’s Soros
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May 31, 2023 15:20
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Jun 3, 2023 22:48
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Hostas are a trash plant get them the gently caress outta here get some real foliage in ur yardz
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When I was a kid in Iowa in the 90s if there was someone we really hated we'd sneak over to their house at like 2 in the morning and plant a bunch of hostas all over and I tell you what it made people plenty angry when they woke up in the morning and saw their yard all fuckin ugly with hostas.
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