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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Silly Burrito posted:

The one thing I think I'd like to experience is a heavy trash talking league.

Way to lose to drunknerds in the playoffs this season. He hasn't checked his team in like three years.

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Silly Burrito posted:

It’s ok, I beat him in the Super Bowl two years ago. At least when I make it to the big dance, I go home with the prom queen.

Joke's on you, I have the second pick and I only have to fill every position on my roster!!!

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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never draft or hold MVS.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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how dare you. this is Chase Edmonds' year.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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I love when it happens in auction drafts. No better feeling than seeing somebody with an exorbitant amount of money left when the highest-valued player left on your own personal list doesn't break double-digits and knowing that they're about to smugly drop a name that has been gone for hours

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Pain of Mind posted:

I am not even sure if I would have Andrews in the top 5 TE.

are there even five TEs worth rostering this year?

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Spoeank posted:

The real answer to $1 tight end once again is Michael J Gesicki (and Dalton Schultz)

Literally my two TEs in dynasty

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Someone tell me who to draft #2 overall in dynasty. My needs are: best available player. Please help, I can't look at Michael Gallup anymore

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Leperflesh posted:

If you can, separate your feelings about which players deserve recognition from which players earn points, now, this season.

I will never do this and you can't make me

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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I want some juicy deets

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Docjowles posted:

People like to poo poo on fantasy for "ruining football" but until I started playing I only ever followed my local team.

Football has ruined itself and it's only actually tolerable due to being the absolute best format for fantasy sports

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Lol Hockensen sucks, TE is a wasteland

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Sataere posted:

Twitter doctors are inherently untrustworthy to me. Not saying he's wrong. Just saying you don't need a medical degree to know what a non contact lower body injury means.

one of the most "preeminent" ones on twitter is the total quack and former Chargers doctor who actively tried to murder the entire team for like 15 years

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Drunk Nerds posted:

Ohhhh, THAT guy. Lol, his assistant or whatever pm'ed like every single one of us DEMANDING we fire our "employee" like we have an actual HR department or something and it wasn't popular consensus that that dumb doctor was horrible at his job and almost killed Tyrod Taylor.

If it was David Dao or whatever, he was gone for Tyrod, which is not a good indication of the Chargers as an org! This guy tried to murder Drew Brees, et al.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Docjowles posted:

https://twitter.com/_MLFootball/status/1693666460264956100

No way this happens but you would be able to hear the screams of the Allen/Diggs stack best ball drafters from Mars lol

https://twitter.com/stefondiggs/status/1693703784092897336

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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rookie WRs are my absolute bread and butter, if I don't have at least two on my bench in redraft then I'm doing something wrong


of course then I do dumb poo poo like trade JJ for Jonnu Smith after two weeks but WHO'S COUNTING

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Chernabog posted:

Got pick #1 in PPR snake draft, who do I start with, JJ?

100%

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Just dumped Mostert in dynasty but I need long-term RB solutions, not single-season, so who cares. Get it, bud.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Silly Burrito posted:

I appreciate this decision. :tipshat:

People have now picked up my Mostert, Gallup, Renfrow, Irv Smith, and Chris Evans scraps. They are more than welcome to ruin their own teams the way I ruined mine.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Drunk Nerds posted:

Cardinals O/U on most sportsbooks is 4.5 wins. Lets print some money, y'all

by going under?

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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NEVER DRAFT MVS, I continue to scream into the void for the fifth consecutive year. your setting could be "MVS is the only one in the player pool" and I would still advise against it

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Vargo posted:

David Njoku and Pat Friermuth both just got dropped to the waiver wire, which one should I target most as my Mark Andrews Accident Insurance?

Neither

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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kiimo posted:

maybe wait five minutes for the MRI results

Breaking news: he has died of knee hurt. Source: idk Pat Mahomes' wife's instagram probably

(this is a joke post please don't freak out)

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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NEVER EVER EVER EVER DRAFT OR ROSTER MVS

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Whoreson Welles posted:

Every time I see MVS I lol and think Metal Vear Solid well that’s my story

Don’t roster or start Metal Vear Solid except in megadeep leagues please

he is literally unowned in our 20-roster-spot goon dynasty league.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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I have no clue what to make of my auction team. I think it might suck!!! Who knows?!?!?

14 teams, 0 PPR, otherwise standard scoring aside from some weird defense rules

QB: Josh Allen ($45)
RB: Aaron Jones ($39)
RB: Kenneth Walker ($32)
WR: Davante Adams ($39)
WR: Terry McLaurin ($9)
TE: Dallas Goedert ($8)
FLEX: Jordan Addison ($10)
DST: Colts ($1)
K: Dicker ($1)

BEN: Rashaad Penny ($4)
BEN: Gabe Davis ($6)
BEN: Jerome Ford ($3)
BEN: Darnell Mooney ($2)
BEN: Devin Singletary ($1)

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Spoeank posted:

I'm dumb

Fantasy Football 2023: I'm dumb

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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oh no rip

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Whoreson Welles posted:

Rice balls out, makes everyone who took a flier on him feel like a genius, then disappears until week 12.

The Sammy Watkins special

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Whoreson Welles posted:

Rice balls out, makes everyone who took a flier on him feel like a genius, then disappears until week 12.

:siren:

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Bellmaker posted:

Swift did not get along with folks in Detroit maybe he's just not likable?? :shrug:

How many games has Dobbins finished in his career? Dude is snakebit :negative:

Any word on Aaron Jones' injury? AJ Dillon may be a pickup as well

AJ Dillon is a pickup in any league where he's available.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Dango Bango posted:

Good God some of your leagues are freaking crazy with FAAB spending

Counterpoint: after week 1 is by far the best time to use a hefty chunk of your FAAB. Fewer happy surprises as the season goes along.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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I made ZERO waiver moves because my teams are perfect and also because none of them fell to me

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Don't forget to move any Thursday peeps out of your flex slots!

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Jamaal Williams feels like the right start over Mattison, eh?

Edit: With Ekeler and Jones both not practicing I probably gotta start Williams AND Mattison heh

Poque fucked around with this message at 14:32 on Sep 14, 2023

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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dxt posted:

Glad I sat Mattison, less glad I sat Addison.

I had to go to $10 on Addison and I'm very glad so far.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Any deeper indications on Aaron Jones or Mandrews? Gonna be hiking and probably won't be near signal 90 mins before kickoff. Guessing Jones is out and Andrews is in, but I'm bad at deciphering signals from teams.

Love to start Jerome Ford week 2.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Doesn't surprise me that Cousins is doing well. He should put up 300+ per game and his receiving weapons are amazing, maybe best in the league. They also kind of suck so will be throwing a ton. I considered holding for him but was afraid of who would be left if I missed out.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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I got forced into a Ford start this week with Jones out. :confuoot:

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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What leagues are allowing you to add guys whose games are currently going?

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