super sweet best pal posted:

Got to lick the bowl after I was done mixing tuna and mayo for my sandwich.

MakaVillian posted:

Gorgeous George indeed!

RC and Moon Pie posted:

Ate way too fast and puked an impressive amount on three surfaces, a new record for her.

Is there a slow/puzzle feeder for wet food?

Friend posted:

Please remember to recycle your pets

ChickenHeart posted:

Puked up her breakfast in the basement with such careful placement that I stepped directly in it and tracked cat vomit all the way to the bathroom

Milo and POTUS posted:

KEVIN. YOU SPENT 967 DOLLARS ON CATNIP

MyChemicalImbalance posted:

Brought a (cooked) chicken drumstick in through the bathroom window and ate it in front of me.

runchild posted:

The same cat that stepped on the stove earlier this week got his head stuck in this toy last night. He was running around the house in a panic at 2:30 in the morning.

fuctifino posted:

I miss my cat, but I need to tell you what he did on the evening of July 15th 2015

We used to go out for walks at night, well he'd be walking and I'd be trundling along in my electric wheelchair. I was his tank backup, and my presence gave him real street cred. On our evening walks he was able to march through his enemies' territories unhindered and do what he wanted.

In this photo he is at the very north of the estate and right in the middle of the Grey Persian King's territory. All of a sudden, Bow started sniffing at the bush and rubbing up against it, spraying a few times. I realised that it was the Persian King's scent bush, and he watched Bow do all of this from afar. Bow then jumped on top of the bush, balancing 3 foot in the air, and did a poo poo right down the middle of it.

He was giggling the entire time.


[Pictured, him squeezing out a turd on top of the sacred scent bush]

The Persian King was waiting outside Bow's cat flap by the time we returned from our plundering. He started a war that night which lasted weeks.

I miss that little vandal.

e: I lurk this thread every day. Please never stop telling everyone what your cats are doing today

Roundup Ready posted:

Got decorated against her will while we were cleaning up missed holiday stuff. Fireplace was on, so it was grumpily tolerated.

deep dish peat moss posted:

Deck the claws with boughs of holly

HellOnEarth posted:

She set up a fort to protect herself from the Roomba menace (that she hassles me to turn on 24 hours a day, 7 days a week).

Rain Brain posted:

Carrot got soused on catnip (making sure to liberally scatter it on the rug) and passed out:

Powerful Katrinka posted:

He fitted, so he sitted

madmatt112 posted:

Just change OS settings to ignore power button presses

future ghost posted:

I had to route the power button through the front reset switch after the tux realized I made funny sounds when she pressed the top button while I was working

ChickenHeart posted:

kaom posted:

Interrupted a meeting by jumping up onto my desk and ramming me in the face so hard she slipped back off again.

ReelBigLizard posted:

he sit

hawowanlawow posted:

Nobody Interesting posted:

I have questions about the educational TV show with the blank room soup vibe

Nobody Interesting posted:

Vice informed us that he has learned how to open the kitchen cupboards.

isaboo posted:

Well, now he's found out that he can sit on top where the buttons are and make the water come out. This morning there was a puddle of probably a gallon all over the floor. I've now put a heavy cutting board on top to prevent that.