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he used to keep the mice out of the chicken food for me but now that he is 20 years old he expects me to catch the mice for him instead and i do
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Jun 8, 2023 12:28
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I had to go to hospital and he helped me rest 
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Jun 10, 2023 02:02
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B33rChiller posted:Nice cat post
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Jun 11, 2023 08:01
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 he ate a lil bit of anchovy
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Jun 13, 2023 14:43
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Lord Hydronium posted:Puked, with unerring accuracy, right on a white woven rug. No matter how much tile and wooden floors you got cats always make the beeline for a rug when it's barf time Why are they like this
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Jun 14, 2023 05:07
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Milo and POTUS posted:what the gently caress
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Jun 14, 2023 06:23
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absolutely majestic
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Jun 15, 2023 11:18
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he snuck in while the builders left the door open and has been snoozing on the couch all day
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Jun 25, 2023 03:19
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Three Olives posted:
please tell them i love them and they're doing a fantastic job and deserve raises
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Jun 25, 2023 03:30
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between 6am and 7.30am when i finally got up, the little bastard kept trying to lick my head so i'd get up and feed him then he sneezed in my face
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Jun 27, 2023 05:54
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Nov 4, 2023 13:24
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 He has hayfever and is exclusively aiming his sneezes at my face
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Nov 21, 2023 04:41
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Took him out ratting, but he just wants to go back inside to bed
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Nov 23, 2023 22:14
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my stinky cat is also helping me work except for now it's raining so he is screaming to be let outside (no)
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Nov 28, 2023 02:55
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he was screaming to go outside so i opened the door so he could see it's still raining heavily my mistake because he immediately ran into the neighbour's house. i guess he's their problem today (they love him, their kids write me notes when i don't let him visit)
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Nov 28, 2023 21:39
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He has returned 20 years old and dumb as gently caress
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Nov 29, 2023 04:51
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Dec 1, 2023 00:00
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my cat requires the perfect mix of two different types of litters that he can carefully shape into a single pile otherwise he will poo poo on the floor
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Dec 2, 2023 08:59
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floors all wood, cat always runs to the rug to barf
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Dec 5, 2023 09:14
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he's professionally sleepy
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Dec 7, 2023 05:40
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i gave him some fish and now he is prowling the house on the hunt for more fish e: no now he is standing the kitchen door meowing at me
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Dec 8, 2023 00:40
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sometimes my cat goes and lives at the neighbour's house i guess what i'm asking is do you have my cat
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Dec 11, 2023 00:49
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drooled all over my PANTS 
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Dec 12, 2023 06:04
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thank you for noticing his eyeliner is always immaculate and i'm frankly jealous
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Dec 12, 2023 08:49
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Martha Stewart Undying posted:had to put my boy down today, he was only 7. weird af kidney issues, even the vets were confused because he wasn't showing anything a few months ago when we got blood work done for him. in just 2 weeks he lost half his bodyweight and was drooling blood. RIP Finn, will never find another cat like you. vale finn, beautiful boy lived too short. so sorry for your loss
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Dec 14, 2023 04:53
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blocked the gate and refused to let me in rear end in a top hat
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Dec 14, 2023 07:47
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Das Boo posted:Shiloh loves sleeping in the bread basket on top of the fridge: you're gonna need more baskets and more cats
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Dec 16, 2023 10:23
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jasper is still obsessed with his paper bag but he will only lie on top of it and make it make noises he's so annoying
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Dec 18, 2023 06:27
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he stank out the entire house with the power of his butthole
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Dec 20, 2023 08:20
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i'm wfh this week and he wants to be included in all my meetings cold snap came through and suddenly he's much more friendly...
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Dec 21, 2023 01:03
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cats need garlic bread source: my cat
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Dec 21, 2023 04:49
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thats why you give them a little corner of the bread with no garlic idk how good bread is for cats but this old bastard wont stop breaking into any loaf i keep on the counter
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Dec 21, 2023 05:38
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i got my cat a new paper bag for christmas
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Dec 23, 2023 07:42
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one of my chickens pecked him on the forehead then crapped on the floor idk if that's something the cat did it's more something that was done to him
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Dec 30, 2023 10:36
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Modal Auxiliary posted:Post chickens please, they are the cats of birds. here they all are having breakfast 
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Jan 1, 2024 07:52
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i upset him by using flyspray on this really annoying fly. he hates the hissing noise. he has run off to hide / fall asleep somewhere else e: nvm he found his way to the kitchen and was sitting there waiting for somebody to show up and manifest food for him Mx. fucked around with this message at 08:12 on Jan 1, 2024 |
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Jan 1, 2024 08:10
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he slapped a chicken for the first time in his life! usually if they peck him or bother him he will simply walk away. but he decided he wanted some of their breakfast and when one of them tried to take it from him he slapped her and hissed at her. food > everything
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Jan 2, 2024 01:03
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my housemate got up and fed the cat early so he would stop trying to drag me out of bed to feed him and i could have a rest so, after he finished eating his breakfast he came along and tried to drag me out of bed just for fun
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trundles is a great name for a cat
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