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ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog

Das Boo posted:

Cannot play bideojames.



Nice try, but that's clearly ALF.


Superfly, the Gaming Cat (tm), has currently transformed herself into a volcanic tube worm

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ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

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Milo and POTUS posted:

What, like 20 pounds? I still win.

Superfly would slurp the grey-matter from your meowed-apart skull as easily as she slups the chicken from this squeeze-treat:

https://twitter.com/ChickenHeart5/status/1650708432268214272?t=FzkTXBhOfOa8U4veEI_MFw&s=19

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

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Superfly continued her brutal war of attrition against the worm-on-a-stick toy and her owner's hands

hundreds have died

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

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Always remember to regularly pet your cat in a fashion that pulls their face back and makes them look silly

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

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ate a food

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

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Stared at this corner of the house for like an hour straight



I probably have mice (or maybe a hidden stash of twist-ties and bottlecaps) in there.

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

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Made completely-unreasonable demands

https://i.imgur.com/8czCvMK.mp4

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

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put a mouse in my bed

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

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Superfly knocked over her treat jar, ate twenty metric tons of chicken-flavored treats, then collapsed into a coma

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

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Puked up her breakfast in the basement with such careful placement that I stepped directly in it and tracked cat vomit all the way to the bathroom

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

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Kiss From a Hog

Toxic Mental posted:

But why did you cover the air holes in cellophane wrap

Yeah, aluminum foil would've been a much better choice for a solar oven

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

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Mx. posted:



dean and patrick, my dumb baby girls i got to replace jasper when he was 18
he's 20 and still going strong so they live at my parent's house lol
today dean got stuck behind a door and patrick watched her

Your folks are completely fearless for keeping multiple cats in a house with a leather sofa

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

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Superfly became round:



Then Grey Cat used dark magicks to make something incredible:

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

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Cat's just trying to recreate the Sistine Chapel

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

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He's a fantastic typist

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

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Toxic Mental posted:

REALLY enjoyed his kneading sesh, to the point of drooling

https://i.imgur.com/IyzcXLg.mp4

Master biscuit artist at work

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

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gratuitous beans warning

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

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HellOnEarth posted:

She set up a fort to protect herself from the Roomba menace (that she hassles me to turn on 24 hours a day, 7 days a week).





"You stay down by day, but at night, you can move around. The H-K's use infrared so you still have to watch out. But they're not too bright. John taught us ways to dust them."

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

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Kiss From a Hog
Protested against watching Deep Space 9 by laying directly on the mousepad and attempting to claw Dr. Bashir through the monitor

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

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Bigchops posted:

BooBoo got blasted on catnip and chased his toy around. This is him panting after.



Pretty sure BooBoo has unlocked his goddamn psychic potential in that photo

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

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Anderson Koopa posted:

She came out from wherever she was hiding, chirped at me, begged for treats, let me pet her, and then disappeared to who knows where.



Exquisite face

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

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Majestic; refined

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

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Tried to wrench the bathroom door off its hinges in an adorable fashion

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

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Tumble posted:



Grady cornered a mouse, put it in a jar, gave it some pretzel-and-peanut-butter bits and then released it into the woodshed.

(Okay it was a team effort)

Superfly loves to show off the mice she caught by dropping them directly on my pillow

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

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Superfly made a cool face:

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

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Great use of echolocation.

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

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I would follow this cat into Hell

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

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Superfly chose violence today:



ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

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Nice try, but that's clearly a rabbit and a white bathmat in that photo

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

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Das Boo posted:

Fell asleep the weird.


Your shag carpet appears to be growing

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

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ate half a can of tuna then became orb

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

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Anderson Koopa posted:

Cocoa provided me emotional support and protection while I used the bathroom.



Cocoa looks like they're plotting how to kill you and make it look like an accident.

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

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Cemented their status as "The Ultimate Napper"

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

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I'm sorry Vim, but I'm afraid your cat is part sunbear

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

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Mx. posted:

idk why finally after 20 loving years my cat realised he can slap chickens instead of being the one who is scared of them

so, he has been slapping chickens this morning for getting too close to him

he always used to just let them come up and peck him and then get upset.. ah the old man is grown up

It is vital that footage of this new development in cat/chicken relations is recorded for this thread

Superfly got super-high on 'nip and was super-squished in their moment of weakness

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

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Became bread

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

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juggalo baby coffin posted:



https://i.imgur.com/rZDesKZ.mp4

peep is in love with a wooden spoon

sorry for the cum on the sofa

I would follow peep into Hell in a heartbeat

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

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Das Boo posted:

Butters was pretty on a rock today.


Pretty much indistinguishable from the majestic lion

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

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Superfly crawled up into the basement ceiling and lurked around like a little gremlin

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ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

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Dignified, graceful creatures

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