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Climbed the coats hanging on the line of coathooks on the wall, screamed when she fell into my purse and couldn't extract herself.
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Woke me up at 5 in the goddamn morning!
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bitterandtwisted posted:My cat's favourite ways to tell me to get up and feed her at 5am: She doesn’t even want me to feed her. I give her food and she’ll ignore it! Usually her bowl still has food in it from her bedtime snack! She just wants me awake. Usually by climbing the built-ins next to the bed and dropping stuff on me from above.
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Jun 7, 2023 13:05
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I woke up to her snuggled in my arms. She looked up at me, mewed, slow blinked and then stretched… and caught her claw on my eyelid. And then I had to go put antibiotic eye drops in immediately. Thanks Pazuzu. She is going to get her claws trimmed this evening. HellOnEarth fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Dec 5, 2023 |
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Dec 5, 2023 19:58
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We are visiting my parents for the holidays. Pazuzu followed my dad into the storage room at 6:30am and got trapped while I was asleep. Cue me waking up an hour and a half later with her nowhere in sight (which has never happened ever since I got her) and when I finally check the storage room, she doesn’t make a peep until I’m calling her name into another room. So she starts wailing at the top of her lungs like both her legs are broken and I finally see her and she, despite being not remotely trapped or hurt and just sitting under a chai keeps crying until I pick her up and carry her out.
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Dec 23, 2023 17:00
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She set up a fort to protect herself from the Roomba menace (that she hassles me to turn on 24 hours a day, 7 days a week). 
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Jan 18, 2024 16:34
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MikeJF posted:Hasn't figured out how to smack the go button herself yet? It'll happen. Not on purpose, but she's hit it accidentally enough that I have to cover it with a box so it doesn't turn on at 4am.
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Jan 19, 2024 00:05
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Gave me the business when I left for work this morning by grabbing my arm and kicking/biting it while maintaining eye contact. She will also be doing this when I get home.
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Jan 31, 2024 14:45
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She let me sleep in til 9:30 even though her bowl was empty! She’s going to make me pay for that later.
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Feb 3, 2024 16:21
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Pazuzu has decided that in order to get me to wake up in the morning, she will stand on my head in order to reach the standing lamp and bring it crashing down on to us both. At 5:30am. Her food dish still has her bedtime snack in it. She doesn't want food, she just wants me awake in case she wants attention.
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Feb 24, 2024 16:37
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wesleywillis posted:THE POWER OF CATS COMPEL YOU!! to give your kitty some attention She gets plenty of attention, I assure you! She's extra crazy today because she went into her toy chest on her own to get her catnip ducky!! https://i.imgur.com/n2GPjvW.mp4
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Feb 25, 2024 15:36
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Pazuzu has a bit of dermatitis on her paw and the vet prescribed an ointment for it. Tragically this means she has to wear her inflatable Victorian collar for an hour and a half after I apply it so she doesn’t lick it all off. She’s furious.
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Mar 3, 2024 00:57
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Gromit posted:I may be more furious (not really) that you post a story about that and don't follow it up with a photo of said cat in their period drama costume! Of course, of course, apologies.  It’s less period drama, and more cyberpunk .
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Mar 3, 2024 02:29
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Das Boo posted:Fell asleep the weird. In the style of Salvador Dali I see.
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Mar 3, 2024 06:31
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Pazuzu met her exact double!
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Mar 4, 2024 19:51
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I'm seeing double here! 8 Pazuzus!
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Mar 4, 2024 20:44
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Today I was sad, so Pazuzu reached out her little paw to put on my leg. And then bit me. But you know, it’s the thought that count.
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Mar 9, 2024 14:53
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Pazuzu alerted me to a scratching under my kitchen cabinet, which lead to a discovery of what is definitely a few-weeks-old infestation of mice. Most of the soaps and cleaners I use are at the front of the cabinet and I haven’t dug around in there since early December. They’ve been eating a bag of wheat litter I forgot about at the back. Well it’s clean in there now and judging by the whole, untouched loose Cheerio behind the garbage can (I haven’t had those in the apartment since November) and lack of holes chewed in any other foodstuff in the apartment, they have yet to breach the cabinet. Zuzu was appropriately praised and given a treat for the information and given strict orders to guard the kitchen until the building manager can be told (Like 5 hours from now.) Well done, Pazu! (I also noticed a big wet soft spot in the drywall above my kitchen sink. It was a bad night.)
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Mar 11, 2024 07:40
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Mx. posted:pazuzu is a good cat She’s the best! But now I’m worried I’ve killed both of us by not properly cleaning up all the mouse poo poo.
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Mar 11, 2024 09:31
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Mx. posted:pazuzu will be fine I bet. my cat found a huge mouse infestation in my garden shed and helped me clean them out like eight years ago. he ate like a king. he still checks the shed every morning. he's turning 21 this year 21!!! What a champ… Unfortunately, Paz is on a low dose of steroids for some inflammation and I’m also immunocompromised. Did you know you’re not supposed to vacuum mouse poo poo? I did not! Well, if I die, she gets my account to keep posting…
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Das Boo posted:Butters is a renaissance lady. She looks like she's having a fancy school portrait done in 1996  .https://i.imgur.com/ugcjMJU.mp4 Zuzu's daily wrestle. HellOnEarth fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Mar 12, 2024 |
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Mar 14, 2024 21:01
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Woke me up at 4:30am, a full hour before my alarm, by tap dancing on my head. And then tried to stop me from leaving for the office by grabbing my hand pulling it back inside when I tried to close the door. Sorry Zuzu. 
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Mar 20, 2024 12:56
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Pazuzu noscoped a small beetle out of the air and then immediately ate it. Good job, lil’ buddy! She also completely ignored the eclipse. I don’t think she notices things that don’t directly involve herself.
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Chased me back into bed by pouncing at my shins and nipping at me when I got up to see what the source of the noise she was making was (it was her plastic stick). Apparently the 45 minutes after the light goes off is Pazuzu’s private time.
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