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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > i'm an over 50 ex-con new to the internet. teach me your ways
 
Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


 This thread's the greatest zoozoo ever

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Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015

Haverchuck posted:

"its really amazing how the actions of goons and mods are so freaking far beyond the pale that its actually impossible for a bystander to believe."

proposal: i am going to make an environmentally sustainable yoga retreat in hawaii

reality: a y2k survivalist paid goons a "food stipend" to help me clearcut a rainforest, dig a road by hand, torture and mutilate animals to death on camera, and bathe in/drink from an improperly filtered kiddy pool that wild hogs poo poo and pissed in

proposal: i am going to make a fun zipline for kids at camp

reality: a goon spent tens of thousands of dollars constructing a machine that kills children, entirely by accident

proposal: a fad diet thread in the exercise forum

reality: a mentally ill man resembling a melted candle, the pied piper of ham joints, told people that eating nothing but eggs and bacon and lard in paint buckets (they were literally buying and eating buckets full of lard in the name of good health) would not only make them lose weight, but was so healthy it would cure heart disease and cancer. an enormous fat powerlifter who cant run for 20 seconds probated and banned anyone who challenged this wisdom until it lead to a man barely in his 20s being prescribed statins.

proposal: a thread about animal husbandry in the pet forum

reality: a moderator unrepentantly killed animals with ac/dc hadoukens and probated people who asked questions

proposal: a forum for "responsible drug users" and "harm reduction"

reality: a man falls through the earth and into parisian catacombs. taking a torch from the wall he spies row upon row of skeletons. grasping the nearest by the shoulders, he shakes it madly, yelling "my nigga have u tried lsd"


Copy pasted this Duncan Roberts post from a google search. Also iirc the Hawaii yoga retreat people got a bunch of their expensive gear stolen right away lol, but I might be misremembering its been so long.

Man, all that would be super funny if there wasn't any animal abuse involved.

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Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


 Has someone told the tale of the Smash Mouth who ate the eggs?

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Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


 As far as I know Star Wars went through a revival in the 90s which culminated with the prequel trilogy starting with Phantom Menace. I like it, especially episode 3. It does hit different from the original stuff. The newer trilogy (ep 7, 8 and 9) is super meh.

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Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015

cumpantry posted:

harvey you should watch starship troopers
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Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


 You gotta watch The Room!

* # ¿ May 31, 2023 17:36
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Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015

Presto posted:

I'll be the dissenting voice: Starship Troopers is complete trash.

Looks like someone doesn't want to know more and is afraid and wants to live forever.

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Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


 Love the cat

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Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


 No zoozoos? :smith:

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Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


 yes

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Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


 Wow I can't believe people are pissed because of someone pretending to be someone they're not on the internets

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