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sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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The government that wants backdoors into encrypted communications is going to court to keep whatsapp messages private :thunk:

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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:yeshaha:

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Boris Johnson says he will bypass Cabinet Office and send WhatsApps direct to Covid inquiry
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sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Microplastics posted:

He's got his hand out like the small boats are being thrown at him, like little lego boats


e: "stop the boats :qq: it hurts :qq:"

He loves big boates though

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Rishi Sunak confirms two more barges will house 1,000 people, as sources say discussions about more vessels are taking place

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Austerity has cut council funding so much that they need to gamble what little money they do have on the horses to have a hope of actually paying for services.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Having a planet to live on is just too expensive, sorry.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Another bojo pal gone :lol:

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Boris Johnson ally Nigel Adams steps down as MP
The Conservative MP for Selby and Ainsty, Nigel Adams, has stepped down with immediate effect.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Keir Swinson's Labour Party

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Isomermaid posted:

All drugs should be freely available on an informed consent model to everyone but given that they're not, I hope the companies making them are making enough that there's no shortage for the people with diabetes once all the people taking them for weight loss have had theirs.

Just nipping down to the shop for some Pervitin.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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small children: not stopped

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Children raised under UK austerity shorter than European peers, study finds
Average height of boys and girls aged five has slipped due to poor diet and NHS cuts, experts say

Experts have said a poor national diet and cuts to the NHS are to blame. But they have also pointed out that height is a strong indicator of general living conditions, including illness and infection, stress, poverty and sleep quality.
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sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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I heard that shite on some daytime TV program a few days ago. Lol that keef is getting his talking points from there.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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a pipe smoking dog posted:

On the other hand VAT is currently at 20%, the government could reduce VAT and companies would not pass this on to consumers

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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OwlFancier posted:

Marxistly, what you would need is something that intrinsically connects being a billionaire with dying instantly, that would be a material condition.


The crime iss wealth

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Mega Comrade posted:

Ive seen so many people claiming some conspiracy or another about the volume of its coverage. These people seemingly have never paid any attention to news for the last 50 years. These sorts of stories are catnip to the media.
If we had known for sure about the implosion to begin with it would have gotten barely any coverage, its the not knowing and the ability to following a developing story that makes this one work so well for our dumb brains.
One channel in the USA even had an oxygen count down graphic in the corner of the screen the entire time.

Stealing this from the gbs thread:
twitter thread here with a heap of old newspaper comments and quotes ragging on the Titanic when it sunk

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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A policy that has been shown to save money and improve staff wellbeing?

:hmmno: - mp about to start 7 week recess

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1675084700648370176?s=20

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Puntification posted:

What problems could he possibly think he's solved?

The scourge of onshore windfarms?
And by extension the threat of having a planet to live on.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Jel Shaker posted:

truss was trained wrong, as a joke

:hmmyes:

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She read philosophy, politics and economics (PPE) at Merton College, Oxford

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Mega Comrade posted:

It's also the Sun. So it could be completely made up.

"big name in media is a wasteman" is the most believable thing they could print.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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"Hoping we'll make things better? eat poo poo"

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False hope is worse than no hope. Labour won’t make promises it can’t keep.
Tory mismanagement of public finances will make the party’s task difficult if it wins power, and that is why we won’t pledge what we can’t deliver on.

Wes Streeting
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sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Communist Thoughts posted:

Brit posters have a weird idea that they could get sued or in legal trouble for posting names on something awful, technically it could happen but it doesn't seem likely
it's a sign of how cowed we are as a people

People in the uk can get criminal records for making poo poo jokes on private whatsapp groups, it's not suprising if they are cowed.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Sounds like we need shitposting insurance.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Don't worry, Unite will tut disapprovingly.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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OwlFancier posted:

Shaun put out a 2 hour video on how posie parker is just a big nazi and it's pretty impressive how she has apparently managed to invent fascism from first principles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBy93QX7ysE

I think they really are just colossally thick.

Getting into an twitter argument with a bot :lol:

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Clyde Radcliffe posted:

If you look at any recent footage of these types of bands it's nearly all middle-aged men marching badly in their Primark black trousers. Young people just aren't joining anymore and the whole thing just looks pathetic.

They just can't compete with with AI Mr Krabs singing IRA songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0atvB9mw9Zg

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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The Question IRL posted:

Is that where the technology is at? Can we basically get AI to mimic celebrities and get them to say whatever we want?
If so, it's pretty drat scary.

Yeah, there's even realtime voice changers that can be trained on recordings.

But also

Miftan posted:

I'm pretty sure that's real and Mr Krabbs is an Irish nationalist.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Apraxin posted:

typical remoaner nonsense, i think you'll find it's actually worth eleventy quintrillion pounds
https://twitter.com/PickardJE/status/1680475657409626112

Did they just add up the GDP of all the countries in the deal?

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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smellmycheese posted:

Another example of Labour not being afraid to say what they mean. Children must starve because otherwise the stock market might get upset

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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I thought we did brexit to stop seeing an eastern european, now we're letting them back in :bahgawd:

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Visa rules are being eased for overseas builders, carpenters and people working in the fishing industry, the Home Office has confirmed.

Roofers and plasterers have also been added to the Shortage Occupation List, which temporarily eases visa restrictions in areas where employers are struggling to fill vacancies.
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I'm sure they're lining up for the "we don't actually want you here" visa.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Tesseraction posted:

Someone who is good at the arc of history please tell me if this is good or bad https://twitter.com/oteghauwagba/status/1681986879548280834

Tired: reporting on landlords exploiting women by getting sex for rent discounts

Wired: check out this cool app disrupting the rental market

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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He might say 'children living in poverty is bad' which will put him far ahead of sir starver.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Wonder who should be costing the policies :iiam:


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sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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The Question IRL posted:

Just get the US Military to build a large structure in the middle of the Ocean to help regulate the climate. We can call it an Atlantic Accelerator.

Then the Military can just station troops on the Platform to guard it from agents of corporations, terrorists and Syndicates.

We've moved on to the Panchaea Facility.
Would anyone like a brain implant?

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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How the gently caress can an economy work when only 10% of properties are affordable?


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sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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house_swap.avi

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Also:

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‘We are at 50% of the quota we had’: boss of UK’s last long-range trawler rues ‘squandered’ Brexit hopes

Among the Kirkella’s majority Brexit-voting crew, the feeling is one of betrayal.
“I voted Brexit, all of us did,”
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sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Wes Streeting apologises to Labour MP who felt ostracised due to gender views

Rosie Duffield had been shouted down in Commons by party colleagues earlier this year for opposing Scottish transgender reforms.

Streeting spoke about the reaction of many women in the Labour party, including MPs, to his comments in a BBC Radio 4 interview in which he had urged trans rights campaigners not to try to “shut down” the author JK Rowling.
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Labour is such dogshit.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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kingturnip posted:

Rishi Sunak ordering a review into LTNs because he wants to support people to use their cars is pathetic.

Between him and Starmer, there's going to be so much pandering to Telegraph readers before May, I wouldn't be surprised if one of them offers to burn down every shred of forest in the country to maximise the acreage for vineyards.

The people want to inhale particulates and to have their child flattened by a 2200kg SUV.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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The Perfect Element posted:

Such a oval office. What makes it worse is that he almost definitely doesn't even believe in what he's doing, he's just been told by strategists that it's the best way maximise vote share and positive tabloid media coverage.

Rishi, you have to go on BBC Sunday Morning and gently caress a car.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Living very well thank you

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Feb 22, 2011



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lol :tif:

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