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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious poo poo -Oskar Schindler
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"All the cool kids like Sonic, ya nerds" -Also the Girl who was in the wizard, The Wizard
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dr_rat posted:"All the cool kids like Sonic, ya nerds" she was the best "Game over, man" Jack Waltz, Terminator
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Jun 11, 2023 02:58
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"It belongs in a museum" - Ben Stiller, Night at the Museum
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"I'm the king of the world!" - Lion King (The Lion King)
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"It belongs in a museum!" - It Belongs in a Museum: The Movie
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You Are A Elf posted:“Heineken?? gently caress that poo poo! Pabst Blue Ribbon!” lol
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Stuffguyman posted:Dude, where's my car? I think you meant: "Donger, where is my automobile?"
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I like the story of ice-t getting asked on some unrelated interview about playing a kangaroo man in tank girl and his reply was "I got paid five hundred thousand dollars for that role. Next question."
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Jun 12, 2023 02:59
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"IT'S NOT A TOMB-AH!" -Brendan Fraser, The Mummy
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"I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my rear end." (From American Pie 2)
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I'll be back! -ET The Extraterrestrial
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Jun 12, 2023 21:57
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“Broke into the wrong goddamn rec room didn’t you, you bastard!?” - Derek Vinyard, American History X
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"Thank you all for this honor, it really is one of the proudest days of my life winning this noble peace prize, and I really hope it can finally put my unfortunately nickname behind me once and for all" --Dr. Blake Davis, Blake: Portrait of a chicken fucker
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What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. -Any interview with Donald Trump
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"Thats not a oval office. THATS a oval office"
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They call me Mr Frankenstein! -Adam Frankenstein
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“What are you laughing at, pig-boy? You find a piece of candy in your pocket?” — Major Payne
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"Your momma is so fat, you have to roll her in flour, then dive for the wet spot." - Everything Must Go (2010)
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poo poo it out your pisser, fartcummer! - Adam Sandler's 'The Haunting of Daisy Clibb.'
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"You fight against twice the doctors you get twice as dead!" -Dr Dre, 2 Doctors two: Dr Dre and Doctor death hate each other now
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"I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!" Iosef Tarasov, John Wick
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Valko posted:"I see dead people.." 
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“But you gotta get the people in the theater. You know, you need the big dicks, the big tits...” ~Shosanna, Inglourious Basterds
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"Wait can white men can jump?" -Stallone, Cliffhanger
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"You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" "Yes, once. To a little tune called the NUTCRACKER SUITE!" Batman, to the Joker, just before kicking him in the testicles. Batman, 1989.
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Ow my balls Victor/Victoria
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"Stop looking at me, SWAN!" -Natalie Portman, Black Swan
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Frankly my dear you can eat my rear end in a top hat. -Indiana Jones
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the holy poopacy posted:"Stop looking at me, SWAN!" -Natalie Portman, Black Swan lol
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“Listen sucka, I'm blacker than the ace of spades and more militant than you and your whole drat army put together. While you out there, chanting at rallies and brow-beating politicians, I'm taking out any money-fronting sucka on a humble that gets in my way. So I tell you what, when your so called revolution starts, you call me, and I'll be right down front showing you how it's done. But until then, you need to SHUT the gently caress UP when grown folks is talking.” - Don Cheadle, Hotel Rwanda
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"If it bleeds we can kill it" - Dutch, E.T
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"Dude, where's my car? " - John Wick
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"Where we're going we'll need eyes to see." Morpheus, The Matrix
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"Do you bleed? You will." -Barney the Dinosaur
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"It's a magical world, Weir, ol' buddy ...let's go exploring!" - Captain Miller, Event Horizon
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"We're going to be out of the butt and into the gently caress if we don't come up with that 36 dollars." -Helen Keller, The Miracle Worker
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"Chlorophyll, more like BORE-ophyll!" -John Nash, A Beautiful Mind
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"Uh uh, I don’t tip. No, I don’t believe in it. … Don’t give me that, if she don’t make enough money she can quit. … I don’t tip because society says I have to. All right, I mean I’ll tip if someone really deserves a tipping, if they really put forth the effort, I’ll give them something extra, but I mean this tipping automatically, it’s for the birds. I mean as far as I’m concerned they’re just doing their job. … She was okay. She wasn’t anything special. … Look I ordered coffee all right? Now we’ve been here a long fuckin’ time, she’s only filled my cup three times. When I order coffee I want it filled six times. … The words “too fuckin’ busy” shouldn’t be in a waitress’ vocabulary. … Jesus Christ, these ladies aren’t starving to death. They make minimum wage. I used to work minimum wage and when I did I wasn’t lucky enough to have a job that society deemed tip worthy. … You know what this is? It’s the world’s smallest violin playing just for the waitresses. … So is working at McDonald’s but you don’t feel the need to tip them do you? Well why not? They’re serving you food. But no, society says don’t tip these guys over here, but tip these guys over here. That’s bullshit. … gently caress all that. … I mean I’m very sorry the government taxes their tips. That’s hosed up. That ain’t my fault. I mean it would appear that waitresses are one of the many groups the government fucks in the rear end on a regular basis. I mean show a piece of paper that says the government shouldn’t do that, I’ll sign it, put it to a vote, I’ll vote for it, but what I won’t do is play ball. And this non-college bullshit I got two words for that: learn to loving type, ’cause if you’re expecting me to help out with the rent you’re in for a big loving surprise." - Batman, Batman
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"Bustin' makes me feel good" Dirk Diggler, Boogie Nights
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