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Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




So what’re folks thinking the sub’s fate was?

I’m still in camp “popped like the Thresher”

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Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Grey Cat posted:

I'm subscribed to the theory it fell into a time rift and they were rescued in 5739. Also aliens.

And then the aliens pulled back their masks, and revealed that they were other billionaires

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




GolfHole posted:

plus imagine you're the hero that rescues them? mama mia

Your mistake is assuming that billionaires would show any gratitude for being pulled out of a situation where their wealth meant fuckall

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




https://twitter.com/emilyschooley/status/1671403745106599938?s=61&t=-vp9P7i8Kl2W3uKiLPEWrA

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




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Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Son of Rodney posted:

Couldn't they just have attached a rope onto the sub in case something like this happens. Like rope at that length and strength propably exists right

Supposedly it would have been legitimately impractical (and not in a libertarian cost-cutting safety regulations sense) for the accompanying boat to be carrying a steel cable and winch setup long and strong enough to reach those depths

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Black Sunshine posted:

I can't believe that Joe Biden is murdering billionaires in elaborate ways and the lamestream media are ignoring the facts.

I for one support Jigsaw Biden

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.





Steamed hamish

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Raiad posted:

that (37 y/o) child is hours away from becoming one of the richest people on earth lmao

This was all a surprise birthday “you’re being disinherited” stunt gone horribly wrong

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Wouldn’t they also probably be dead by now from dehydration? 4 days of air doesn’t mean much if the average person can only go about 3 without water

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Saalkin posted:

They drinking piss

See, I thought of that, but I figured that they all emptied themselves out on the ship before they went diving

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Platystemon posted:

The sub was made of cabrón fiber.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wWd1a5U3vE

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




nine-gear crow posted:

https://twitter.com/EuphoriTori/status/1671671959216635904

Guys, I found out why the submarine broke. It went woke!

If ever there was a time for a billionaire to slap someone with a ruinously costly lawsuit... this is it

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Is this going to end like that one episode of Evangelion where Shinji gets trapped inside an angel, and then Unit 01 rips its way out all covered in blood?

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




What I’m saying is: is the sub a womb metaphor?

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Ya gotta hand it to rich people for one thing: they sure can die in spectacular ways

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




StrangersInTheNight posted:

they're deep enough that human beings don't even really know everything that lives down there. they coulda seen something no one has ever seen and taken it to their graves.

IÄ! IÄ!

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Random Stranger posted:

Good news, underwater billionaires, Lord British is coming to recove your bodies!

Update: tragically, Lord British’s sub was destroyed by an explosive arrow

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




I guess you could say that they were…

:c00l:

Under pressure

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




smoobles posted:

yeah, they pressed UP DOWN UP DOWN LEFT RIGHT A B A B and a single stick of dynamite went off, RIP

Ahh, see, there’s the problem

It was UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT SELECT START

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




https://twitter.com/atomly/status/1671936464475791360?s=61&t=-vp9P7i8Kl2W3uKiLPEWrA

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




They just straight up ended the presser when someone asked if they’d recover the bodies :laffo:

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

well you shoulda seen the beta controller:



https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Trcv0g-3YGc&pp=ygUPaGVhZHMgd2lsbCByb2xs

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




drunkill posted:

Did they have the money for it?

It'd have cost them a shitload more to build it for real, instead of the fake sub they ended up with.


The company had PPP loans of 447k forgiven
https://twitter.com/derekwillis/status/1671928642094473216?t=whiHK5tz9M0gJPgVcT-l7g&s=19

https://twitter.com/carlbeijer/status/1671957514479452161?s=46&t=8qKeRz1MPwpnqaU9WYBJgg

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




The best you can say about this shitshow is “at least it was quick”

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




I’ve read claims that carbon fiber is also more suited for the exact opposite of what the sub was supposed to do: keeping a high-pressure internal atmosphere contained from a normal external atmosphere.

Is that actually the case?

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Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.





What a terrible day to have eyes

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