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i hope there's no horse meat in the lasagna. sometimes they do that. Garfield ain't eatin no horseflesh.
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garfield is a cat he would happily eat horse
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MrQwerty posted:garfield is a cat he would happily eat horse Horse is delicious. Horsesagna should be just considered added value
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man, i really hope Paramount stops causing all those wars and earthquakes soon. 
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MassRafTer posted:https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1782490533937484048 Lmao Nathen bitching about poverty would be pretty funny if I didn’t have the strong urge to pimp slap him for it. #NathenEATShumanflesh
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If only someone would cleanse this bitch of an Earth by releasing episode 4
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Riot Carol Danvers posted:But his lasagna wasn't kitchen made either, it was frozen and rebranded from some Canadian frozen food company wasn't it? Big Cow Lasagna has only ever had farm fresh and locally sourced ingredients , just trust Nathan that this was always the case.
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I think back when there was an actual restaurant, they made their own food (which is why he published his amateurish "cookbook"). When he closed the store and started selling frozen crap, he switched to third party ready made lasagna
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I wonder which two civil wars he’s aware of
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american and avengers
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I love that he's counting earthquakes - even the tiny ones that barely register
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Nathen popped up in my LinkedIn feed for the first time in ages liking this post, which is probably nothing but someone did theorized that his emoji stories a few weeks ago meant he was trying to license the emoji movie. Probably just a coincidence but maybe... What is actually funny is him responding to the Calvin Klein global brand president this way: 
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don't remember seeing this, but he stumped for a knockoff Garfield cryptocurrency as a way to.... avoid having to pay for an official license. .... if this man ever so much as brushes up against the idea of introspection, his body is going to destroy itself in a nanosecond. https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1770541475526320628
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It's a based idea! What is up, fellow kids?
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“emojiplanet™ Entertainment Centers” is a pretty cursed phrase and seems right in Nathens wheelhouse
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I would love to see him try to argue in court that buying a Garfield NFT gives him the right to profit from the brand though
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Can I get unlicensed Garfield NFT's from egeez though?
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Frank Frank posted:I love that he's counting earthquakes - even the tiny ones that barely register And somehow that’s got anything to do with humanity’s actions
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steinrokkan posted:I think back when there was an actual restaurant, they made their own food (which is why he published his amateurish "cookbook"). When he closed the store and started selling frozen crap, he switched to third party ready made lasagna I think the lasagna was always frozen "big cow lasagna" though
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Frank Frank posted:Ripped garfield worries me do not fear, ripped garfield cannot hurt you
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Steadiman posted:do not fear, ripped garfield cannot hurt you DO not listen to their lies. If ripped garfield is near you, he will hurt you. Run from the Ripped garfield. Hide from the ripped garfield. Fear the Ripped Garfield.
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Nathen kissing a Ripped Garfield costume
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im proud to announce that i will soon be launching my own line of unlicensed garfield anabolic steroids and they will only be available through egeez
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thanks for letting everyone know that you beat it to garf porn nathen, we didn't already know that
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Burst out laughing at the bottom line, holy poo poo.
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Crescent Wrench posted:Burst out laughing at the bottom line, holy poo poo. 
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ive been worried that i would never find a suitable quote for my eventual memorial but "That cat is playing hard underground!" is gonna look dope as gently caress etched in bronze on a park bench somewhere
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indeed. even as the world seems to burn down life and love must go on. you can't let them keep you from enjoying what is good about life. along those lines, i've just been privileged to receive some promo material from Nathan's newest Garfield themed Entergagement product called Garfield After Midnight. click through to see it but be warned it is nsfw.  https://imgur.com/a/cclvZHi
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Please go back to being celibate, Nathen. Leave the Garfield thirst posting to the pros.
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This human being truly believes he is a branding expert and somehow thinks this is going to help him get back his Garfield license or something. The levels of denial and cognitive dissonance and narcissism are Trumpian here.
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Please don’t hurt me ripped Garfield
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