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Nooner posted:Is this some kind of weird sex thread I didn't read the last one but figured it was about some weird sex thing what do you think garfield eats
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Drunk Nerds posted:Pizzas are round because they cook evenly that way. This is why the Garface pizzas have burnt crust on one side and raw looking crust on the other. that shouldn't matter, if you were cooking the pizza properly you'd be spinning it in the oven with your peel anyway lol
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Jun 21, 2023 15:42
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Frank Frank posted:Hooray we'll get your Entergagement Manager certificate printed up
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Jun 23, 2023 01:49
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also who uses a corded rotary phone these days lol
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Jun 23, 2023 19:25
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vegan leather is the dumbest and most amazing pr rebranding stunt ever. it’s loving plastic. and if you buy one of those fancy bio alternatives like pressed mycelia they specifically call it mushroom leather or whatever so it’s always just plastic.
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nerd plus rage posted:If I saw a punk band named something like H8MNDYS I would probably check it out. Garfcore lol same
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Jul 4, 2023 01:25
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hes also got a garfield phone and this monstrosity up at auction: which you know he hosed
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Jul 11, 2023 23:00
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im saint germain posted:Not a fan of how matted-down the bottom half of the torso is when compared to the top half i told you
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Jul 12, 2023 01:19
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A Single Sphink posted:Weird that he made the background quotes of his pillow talk while he hosed the garfield. chomp slurp gobble snarf gulp 
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Jul 12, 2023 01:28
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i’ll make anyone one of those for $300 even
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Jul 24, 2023 16:29
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Kestral posted:Generations of teenagers have discovered that it is possible to make a sock stand up straight indefinitely, with sufficient effort. Same principle. irl disgusting lol
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Jul 27, 2023 01:17
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face down rear end up that's the way i like to garf
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Jul 30, 2023 01:31
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but its tuesday
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Aug 2, 2023 02:01
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temple posted:He's buying a $300k tiny home (mobile home) and land (trailer park) to live in CA. what if you were a cult leader but with zero charisma
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Aug 3, 2023 08:47
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Frank Frank posted:Zero chance he does any of this. He's also a Canadian citizen iirc and can't just decide to reside in the US. i mean zero chance he does anyway but canadians can spend six months of every 12 in the us without any kind of issues so it’d be easy to enough to hop back and forth
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Aug 3, 2023 12:56
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temple posted:Why does he screenshot his comments and post them as stories? This is from PC. He screenshotted his own reply with the iPhone interface showing honestly his stuff is getting worse to the point where it’s starting to be no fun even joking about it he’s just a prick (also the real lizzo story is the banana fellation, the weight stuff is very she said she said imo)
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Aug 4, 2023 11:03
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got this pic of nathens bathroom
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Binary Badger posted:"NEW REVISED RENDITION" lol
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Aug 20, 2023 17:46
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5er posted:I plugged 'Mobile Suit Garfield' into Amazon and this was my first hit: the reviews are pretty good
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Aug 29, 2023 02:41
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i desperately wish someone could get a garfield eats serbia tshirt and walk by nathan while wearing it incidentally i’m not serbian but i believe garfild bor translates to garfield’s forest
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Sep 15, 2023 15:36
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david_a posted:Garfild Bor (I believe Bor is a town BTW) certainly seems to be living up to the GarfieldEats standard though: lmao amazing
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BigBadSteve posted:It boggles belief how Nathen repeatedly namedrops large corporations and now a government agency, intimating they'll be Egeez clients when they've agreed to no such thing. especially since isn't he canadian
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Oct 2, 2023 02:29
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Frank Frank posted:TGIF! i thank garfield every fuckin' day op
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Oct 13, 2023 03:53
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waiting for smurf eats (les schtroumpfs mangent) imagine the possibilities given how “smurf” can be substituted for a verb or adjective at any point
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Oct 15, 2023 14:58
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Blue Moonlight posted:The possibilities don’t matter, you’d still be getting “SmurfEATS Big Cow Lasagna”. ugh too true
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Blue Moonlight posted:
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Oct 15, 2023 23:10
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Knormal posted:Did it? I thought he was super cagey about its location and no one in Toronto could ever collaborate that it really existed? yeah there was one in toronto and one in london ontario
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Oct 24, 2023 21:50
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JacquelineDempsey posted:Is there some thing with tissues in Canada that I'm missing, like how y'all sell milk in bags and need your own plastic pitcher at home? Because in my almost 50 years on earth I have never seen tissues, from the priciest Puffs to those sandpaper ones the teacher had in public school rooms, that don't come in their own perfectly good cardboard box. the milk thing is regional but more to the point, all tissues come in boxes?
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Oct 25, 2023 00:02
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sharknado slashfic posted:Sometimes I remember that this man spoke to me and I get one of those crack ping things blocked Frank Frank posted:I talked to him on the phone. It was unsettling. blocked Killingyouguy! posted:I shook his hand and got a selfie. I introduced myself as 'a big fan'. He was unfazed. Of course someone would be a big fan of nathen mazri. you’re all blocked. none of you are free from sin
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Oct 27, 2023 02:05
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Busters posted:best friend crime fighting. im pretty sure it’s eee jeez in canada the ‘z’ is pronounced ‘zed’ like in the uk so
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Nov 13, 2023 01:37
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Riot Carol Danvers posted:Iirc he said it's pronounced "eggies" or some dumb poo poo literally the worst possible outcome but it’s not like anything else he’s done has made one lick of sense
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Nov 13, 2023 01:48
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Busters posted:Make him sound fat. make it boring?
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Nov 13, 2023 22:59
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openai recently launched a newer chatbot feature where you can upload a bunch more text to explicitly make your bot knowledgeable about a specific thing or character i assume he just uploaded whatever nonsense eats text he has and his completely insane book
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Nov 14, 2023 20:13
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dr_rat posted:I honestly don't know how many people alive would know what bear tastes like. more than you’d think but not like loads. people still hunt and eat them though my understanding is the meat is highly variable in terms of desirability
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Nov 22, 2023 17:31
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Captain Yossarian posted:Bear is a disgusting, greasy meat. All meat from predators is gross imo but bear is especially so "greasy meat" generally comes down to how it's cooked, though.
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Nov 22, 2023 19:10
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Knormal posted:Mickey Mouse waffles are a thing because Mickey has an iconic silhouette made of circles, is a Winnie The Pooh waffle shaped like a generic public domain teddy bear head? Because if so it's going to look pretty much identical to a Mickey waffle and that's probably a shape Disney's trademarked. also like. pooh waffles. that's gotta be tougher marketing surely
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Nov 22, 2023 21:26
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lmao unbelievable
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Nov 27, 2023 03:33
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i think you could also successfully do it the other way. a restaurant that serves licensed recreations of fictional foods from various ips having said that i’m honesty surprised there isn’t a harry potter restaurant chain popular with children under ten and children who are 35
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Nov 27, 2023 22:12
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Nikumatic posted:unfortunately they only do this cool poo poo at theme parks, where everyone is either ten or a thirty-five year old child anyway yeah, i've read about those i mean id absolutely go like. once. for the novelty of it. i'll take the spicy sonic onion rings and a butterbeer tia
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LvK posted:I was looking it up and I guess there's a sandwich chain in Canada named "Dagwood's" that's managed to get away with it long enough to open up a handful of locations. Which is really gonna put a dent in DagwoodEATS, Nathen's new idea for a soup bar. shockingly popular restaurant concept https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dagwood_sandwich
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