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hi Nathan I just wrote this rap for you myself, please pay me (Verse 1) Yo, listen up, let me tell you 'bout a place, Where authenticity meets a vibrant space, It's called eGeez, where the magic comes alive, A marketplace online where legends thrive. (Chorus) eGeez, where the real ones shop, No counterfeits, just legit non-stop, From Garfield mugs to Looney Tunes gear, Branded merchandise that's crystal clear. (Verse 2) If you're a license holder with a dream, eGeez got your back, it's a winning team, Sell your goodies, share your brand, Connect with customers from every land. (Chorus) eGeez, where the real ones shop, No counterfeits, just legit non-stop, From Garfield mugs to Looney Tunes gear, Branded merchandise that's crystal clear. (Verse 3) Every purchase made, secure as can be, No worries 'bout fake stuff, that's the guarantee, Customers stroll in, they know what's up, Authentic products, no shady hush-hush. (Chorus) eGeez, where the real ones shop, No counterfeits, just legit non-stop, From Garfield mugs to Looney Tunes gear, Branded merchandise that's crystal clear. (Bridge) From classic cartoons to icons so grand, eGeez got 'em all, just a click from your hand, Satisfaction guaranteed, no room for doubt, Legit merch, that's what it's all about. (Chorus) eGeez, where the real ones shop, No counterfeits, just legit non-stop, From Garfield mugs to Looney Tunes gear, Branded merchandise that's crystal clear. (Outro) So join the eGeez fam, let your style unfold, Discover the wonders, let your stories be told, Embrace the real, say goodbye to the fake, eGeez, the marketplace where legends make.
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Frank Frank posted:HAVE THE LAMBS STOPPED SCREAMING, CLARISE? lol i went to the same place instantly
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:/ i wish there were a place i could go to buy an orange pizza shaped like garfield's head
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dr_rat posted:You're in luck there isn't, never was, and never will be again. Now sit down and enjoy ypopu green goop slimmer shaped pizza and stop letting your mind wander to such fanciful ideas! the real grimace is the face we all make as we continue to fail to cleanse this bitch of an earth edit: for some reason i thought you said purple goop. oh well
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Jul 18, 2023 18:50
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it also appears to possibly be the only copy on the shelf, opening the possibility that he just brings it in himself
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Jul 28, 2023 19:53
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in care you're wondering - yes, you're wrong. garfield's iconic slogan, loved and recognized by millions, is not 'i hate mondays'. it is 'love me, feed me, don't leave me'. or was, prior to the history-shattering leadership of the modern alexander the great, canada's own nathen mazri
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Aug 5, 2023 18:00
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it puts the farm on its skin or else it gets the garffuchino again
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Aug 9, 2023 18:31
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nathen is a virgin to strong women otherwise....
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Sep 14, 2023 16:46
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he's going to have 'the world's youngest Garfield licensee' put on his tombstone
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Oct 24, 2023 16:42
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it was so long ago that nathen was actually the world's youngest garfield licensee at the time
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guys nathen did not prompt an ai image generation with the phrase 'an entergaging and celibate artistic style' jesus christ it's a quality image to be sure and gj to the goon who made it but come on
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Nov 13, 2023 16:02
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"oh jeez... it's egeez" "what are 'things you never want to hear your doctor say?'" "correct!"
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Nov 14, 2023 22:06
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as a human being worldwide, i closely relate to the purpose and movement of Arabiolosis
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Nov 17, 2023 18:01
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question: do the winnie-the-pooh waffles taste like honeyed bear?
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Nov 22, 2023 17:02
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*looks down at bog-standard square waffles* what the gently caress is this
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Nov 22, 2023 18:49
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Busters posted:The whole concept is based on the idea that people are rabidly driven to consume -BRAND- but are too dumb just got type -BRAND- into google. So, yes, and no. ah, but you're forgetting that a simple Google search may produce some items that are NOT officially licensed! and are probably cheaper too
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Nov 25, 2023 16:02
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clue #1: if garfield toy has wind-up duck feet, it may not be an officially licensed product
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#stayarbitraged
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CaptainJackSparrowEATS SarumanEATS OptimusPrimeEATS OppenheimerEATS Mozi fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Nov 27, 2023 |
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For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is Garfield the Cat? This is Garfield speaking. I am the cat who loves his lasagna. I am the cat who does not sacrifice his love or his Garfield-shaped pizzas. I am the cat who has deprived you of lasagna and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are entergaging - you who dread branded content - I am the cat who will now tell you.
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"I gasped as Garfield gently entergaged me, his touch as warm as lasagna and just as filling."
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Knormal posted:I don't think that's a vanity writer, and if it is their English is terrible. I'm pretty sure that's yet more AI, and I wouldn't be surprised if it pulled that Real Housewives and Hulk Hogan stuff out of the digital aether. I hope it's true though. i agree with the original interpretation
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Big City Drinkin posted:What do you think Nathen will have written on his gravestone? Here lies the world's youngest Garfield licensee, whose smash hit new concept restaurant GarfieldEATS was cruelly struck down before its time by the greedy and vicious licensing ghouls at Paramount Global... [continues for 10,000 words]
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the secret ingredient in the Garfaccino is pineal gland juice
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i know it's been mentioned before, but i can't remember seeing many books bragging about the selling point of 'UNEDITED!'
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- garfield likes food - people like garfield - people like food qed. it's a wonder not all restaurants are garfield-themed
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Frank Frank posted:God when Jim Davis dies, Nathen is going to be inconsolable. Then again, he’ll be able to make up all sorts of stories about what great friends they were with no chance of anyone contradicting him so they're best friends so i can only imagine Nathen will have quite the eulogy prepared to give at the funeral
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CodfishCartographer posted:https://x.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1749813185610383525?s=20 wow, 1 whole gram of protein!
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quick editing tip for mr mazri: instead of 'His life will be short!' try 'His life will be short  'hth
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The 5 Ps: - Punctuality - Perniciousness - Presentation - Panic - Prison (fork)
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remember the 5 Ps!!
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#staybrowsed
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"Capital One announced today it has entered into an agreement to purchase Discover. I mean, why not?"
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