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Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


drat, burning shores certainly ends the horizon series on a lovely note

Iiterally everything is a bad retread. the quen show up again except they lay on the sinophobia extra thick this time, the new companion is so similar to aloy I forgot who was speaking most of the time, and the bad guy is a loving lame walt disney pastiche because the studio probably got too much heat about who the rest of zeniths were based off of.

oh since lance reddick is dead and the game didn't sell a billion copies on PS5 there won't be any more lol

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Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


the trick to proper wrist health is to not be bourgeois office worker scum

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


crepeface posted:

is Forbidden West worth playing? I liked the original one and it was very pretty as the first game I played on my new monitor

Yeah I liked it, appreciate a game that is about murdering every remaining billionaire

also USE TRAPS

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010



lol

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010



remember, no russian

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Al! posted:

what the gently caress is eliminations

i mean they are a yakuza front....

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


PostNouveau posted:

He's a dictator who was democratically elected and opposes the communists (who are all elderly and reliving the glory days of a previous successful revolution that apparently did not lead to a communist government). The CIA is on your side with overthrowing him even though he's exporting a miracle cancer cure because he uses slave labor in his fields..

the communists are only one of the groups trying overthrow him. the others are a saintly hacendado family that want to save their workers from exploitation and some tiktok influencers

also the evil foreign businesses profiting off the dictatorship are canadian

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


the most powerful martial arts style in jade empire is musket

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Suzerain just got a complete overhaul, go play it you shits

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Also lol that they finally reveal what lucians deal is: he's a former ultraroyalist death squad leader that reinvented himself as a humble centrist campaign manager

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Jon Irenicus posted:

the Perfect Democrat

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Whirling posted:

I have no idea how to achieve communism in this game because all the other people in this party are libs or evil. The justice lady got so pissed when I banned the stupid little brownshirts running around and causing problems.

hide your powerlevel until you pass the constitutional changes, members of a conservative nationalist party tend not to react well to shouting about minority rights and communism

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


pulse shield is for pussies

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


neat so starfield is just a more boring fallout 4 with a grey color filter

guess those rumors that bethesda devs literally don't know how to make games anymore was true

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Whirling posted:

are they gonna make models of the armored core mechs that I can assemble and paint

yeah

https://www.siliconera.com/kotobukiya-announced-an-official-armored-core-vi-model-kit/

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Hatebag posted:

i assumed everyone in ac 6 was a cybernetic brain in a jar

there are a few logs you can find in the game with sketch artwork of all of the characters (except you)

621 is the only half-alive medical gimp

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Xaris posted:

i tried installing this and it didn't seem to do anything? idk if the fitgirl repack is goofy or what

what is it with scifi games and deciding they all need to look like 50 Shades of Grayish muddled poo poo? whats the best way to make this not look like total smeared grey poo poo? i had the same complaint with NMS is it looked like absolute rear end

it's a color filter so there's probably reshade to fix that like every other bethesda game

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


wow akila city is a poo poo hole huh

the capital city of an interstellar republic is a half built old spanish mission

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


god sarah is the WORST

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


hadrian and kaiser are just cooler versions of your actual companions :(

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


alpha protocol is a bad game yet is the most socialist game ever made

also one of the only pieces of spy fiction ever made that's all about how bullshit secret spy agencies actually are. the fact that it came out during the bush administration is especially crazy considering literally osama bin laden is the only trustworthy person in the whole game

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


silentsnack posted:

what would a good snowrunner in space game be like though?

already exists and it's called rebel galaxy outlaw

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


starfield treats islamist varuun heretic literature the same as smuggled human organs and xenowarfare tech lol

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


yeah your choices of faction are:

empire United Colonies: literally just starship troopers

stormcloaks Freestar Collective: space anarcho-capitalists who can't build basic infrastructure

thieves guild Ryujin Industries: arasaka from cyberpunk 2077

dark brotherhood Crimson Fleet: the space pirates who try too hard

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


yeah never get attached to gear in starfield, unique items are very few and will always be outclassed by random leveled loot you pick off of bandits spacers

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


also starfield literally does not have any unique weapons. ive played through several faction questlines and the closest thing to a unique was a recolored laser pistol that was immediately outclassed by half the poo poo I picked up at the next bandit camp

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Al! posted:

yeah same, it's so good. people always described the other armored core games as being very fiddly mech optimizing games, but it seems like you just have to be good at virtual on

as someone who grew up playing them yeah, pretty much every mission required an almost perfect design or you would run out of ammo/die and have to start all over

this game is way less spammy on the trash mobs and plays much smoother (armored core games had tank controls until like 2011) so this is the perfect point to step in

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


also the deepest, darkest secret of ac6 is its a sequel to 4/4A, 5, and verdict day. the closed plan in 4A worked and following the events of verdict day, humanity went interstellar. but since this is armored core the corps immediately seized a great deal of control on the colonization efforts until rubicon was discovered and everything stopped for the new gold rush

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


like i wouldnt be surprised if the rubicon research institute is just the descendants of omer science technology

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


turn off the TV posted:

no its a sequel to ac1 and ac2 sorry

impossible my mech turns too fast :colbert:

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


using boost kick on enemy acs is almost cheating, the ai has no idea how to counter

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Beat Starfield, The Hunter is probably the best Bethesda villain since Dagoth Ur (not a high bar)

I love how his whole deal is he's a Bethesda RPG PC who's just out here speedrunning universes and he killed all your friends because he's sick of doing the same speech checks

Fun times, my major criticism is that there are lots of great characters in this game, is just that none of them are your companions

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


companions in this game suck so just pick barrett or andreja because they're the only ones that don't disapprove of picking funny dialogue options

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


lol just had a starfield ng+ where I walked into the lodge everyone was dead

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


only cool members of constellation are the homeschooled gods army kid and the ruthless capitalist

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Lostconfused posted:

Matteo is boring as heck and needs to gently caress off when I tell him too, and Quark isn't even ruthless.

I mean his corporation is based on the ancap oil rig city and he was having the time of his life doing an illegal business deal and then murdering half his rivals company with me

I love him

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


ubisoft games are rightwing as gently caress, ac unity might as well as been written by a legitimist

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Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


lol somebody fixed all the hdd issues on starfield by making a mod that just enables the disk cache :rolleyes:

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