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ChthonicMasturbatr: Sep 29, 2021; born on a mountain
live in a cave
hugging and tugging
is all that i crave

Bumblebutt. Mumblebee. How many things in this room could I break with my bare hands. Urge to kill...steady.

& suchlike.

# ? Feb 24, 2024 21:15

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 04:28

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Cindy! The TV's leaking!

# ? Feb 25, 2024 07:46

CHaKKaWaKka: Aug 6, 2001; I've chosen my next victim. Cry tears of joy it's not you!

Yao Ming Jagr

# ? Feb 25, 2024 08:11

staberind: Feb 20, 2008; but i dont wanna be a spaceship; Fun Shoe

Brawndo Calrisian
imagining a French "Geurre des Etoilles";
PapiNoire dans le Etoille de Mort; "je suis votre Pere, clochard"; lights a galoies with a light opiniel,
"Mais, Noooooooooooon" dit Luke

staberind fucked around with this message at 13:33 on Feb 27, 2024

# ? Feb 27, 2024 13:25

hot sauce pee hole: May 18, 2023

No brain I will not piss myself at work so that I can go home

# ? Feb 27, 2024 15:50

oxyrosis: Aug 4, 2006; Scars are tattoos with better stories.

Whenever someone cuts me off or passes at waaay too much speed, I usually think that they are in a hurry for a good reason. I've sped and justified my actions, why not apply it to them too?

Bonus, I'm rarely upset while driving anymore.

oxyrosis fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Feb 27, 2024

# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:42

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Get beefy, bitch.

Get REAL beefy, bitch.

# ? Feb 27, 2024 21:11

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Like 10 times a day when I have talk to my boss.

# ? Feb 27, 2024 21:11

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

staberind posted:

Brawndo Calrisian
imagining a French "Geurre des Etoilles";
PapiNoire dans le Etoille de Mort; "je suis votre Pere, clochard"; lights a galoies with a light opiniel,
"Mais, Noooooooooooon" dit Luke

Loooook, I am giving a cigarrrrrrette to a baby! gently caress it I don't carrrre.

# ? Feb 27, 2024 21:36

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Ball de sac

# ? Feb 28, 2024 01:14

TK8325: Sep 22, 2014

chicken tetrazzini

oh here go hell come

# ? Feb 28, 2024 04:20

Mr.Acula: May 10, 2009; Billions and billions of fat clouds

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Get beefy, bitch.

Get REAL beefy, bitch.

big beefy queefy

# ? Feb 28, 2024 07:37

ChthonicMasturbatr: Sep 29, 2021; born on a mountain
live in a cave
hugging and tugging
is all that i crave

I'm in the piss now

# ? Feb 28, 2024 07:45

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I'm looking for a book. I think it was blue.

# ? Feb 28, 2024 08:46

TK8325: Sep 22, 2014

from bandai the company that brought you power rangers

# ? Feb 29, 2024 06:13

ChthonicMasturbatr: Sep 29, 2021; born on a mountain
live in a cave
hugging and tugging
is all that i crave

sweet little potato
sweet little potatato

# ? Feb 29, 2024 06:47

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

What did you just call me?

# ? Feb 29, 2024 07:21

Costco Meatballs: Oct 21, 2022

Junk! Junk! SLAP!!

# ? Mar 2, 2024 20:54

Costco Meatballs: Oct 21, 2022

oxyrosis posted:

Whenever someone cuts me off or passes at waaay too much speed, I usually think that they are in a hurry for a good reason. I've sped and justified my actions, why not apply it to them too?

Bonus, I'm rarely upset while driving anymore.

Crazy how often BMW and Audi drivers are late for important business

# ? Mar 2, 2024 20:55

030124: Mar 1, 2024

the pros and cons of a moderate middle of the road liquidation

# ? Mar 2, 2024 20:58

staberind: Feb 20, 2008; but i dont wanna be a spaceship; Fun Shoe

i don't even need balls.

# ? Mar 4, 2024 01:36

McSpanky: Jan 16, 2005

Where we're going, we don't need balls

*nutsack detaches and starts floating away*

# ? Mar 4, 2024 01:57

lt_kennedy: Sep 2, 2007; Needs Moar Race

Komojo posted:

That part of the RedLetterMedia Star Wars review where Plinkett says "What's the rush, Chancellor?"

For me it's Macaulay Culkin saying "A fresh Nukie" over and over like cellar door

# ? Mar 4, 2024 01:58

Mr.Acula: May 10, 2009; Billions and billions of fat clouds

Button up that foreskin and lets get a move on

# ? Mar 4, 2024 05:02

ChthonicMasturbatr: Sep 29, 2021; born on a mountain
live in a cave
hugging and tugging
is all that i crave

poo poo THICKET

# ? Mar 5, 2024 17:58

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Cacti. Festive.

# ? Mar 5, 2024 18:03

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

*in old Jamaican lady voice*

blabbity blah blah pan pizzas, blabbity blah blah blah pan pizzas.

# ? Mar 5, 2024 19:09

ChthonicMasturbatr: Sep 29, 2021; born on a mountain
live in a cave
hugging and tugging
is all that i crave

You can stab my belly. Here, the soft part. And then the dirt comes out.

# ? Mar 5, 2024 19:37

hot sauce pee hole: May 18, 2023

I'm a real gizzard licker.

# ? Mar 5, 2024 20:45

ChthonicMasturbatr: Sep 29, 2021; born on a mountain
live in a cave
hugging and tugging
is all that i crave

Pee in the soap hole (don't)

# ? Mar 6, 2024 20:34

Junk: Dec 20, 2003; Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Costco Meatballs posted:

Junk! Junk! SLAP!!

# ? Mar 6, 2024 20:51

doctorfrog: Mar 14, 2007; Great.

caught in our bedroom pants

# ? Mar 6, 2024 23:49

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

When a documentary is like "the explosion was so loud it could be heard over 500 miles away, in [other continent],"

all I can think of is that some dudes heard it and were like "drat what the gently caress was that? We'd better write it down."

# ? Mar 7, 2024 02:36