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I'm a little monkey. Monkey monkey monkey.
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No. 6 posted:ScobblyMan 
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Jun 27, 2023 17:56
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DICKS!
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Jun 29, 2023 00:01
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If you're hungry and you like cum clap your hands If you're hungry and you like cum clap your hands If you're hungry and you like cum clap your hands If you're hungry and you like cum if you're hungry and you want some If you're hungry and you like cum clap your hands
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Jun 30, 2023 08:12
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CUMMY PANTS, CUMMY PANTS, CUMMY CUMMY PANTS
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Jul 1, 2023 20:36
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A new one today: KUH UH MMM... CUM!!!
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Jul 5, 2023 03:48
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Mr Monkey Wunkey-eeee-Eeeeee-EEEEEEEEE
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Jul 5, 2023 22:51
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gently caress... a loving duck!
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Jul 17, 2023 20:06
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Humbo bumbo.
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Jul 18, 2023 19:40
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Rimmer... rimjob!
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Jul 19, 2023 08:19
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ChthonicMasturbatr posted:Thanks, now my brain's going "WELL. ANCHORED. DICK VEINS." as though chanting it can keep me safe Try this: "ANCHOR, YOU LITTLE DICK VEIN BITCH!"
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Jul 21, 2023 12:34
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Nnnggggg cummie hoooooole
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Jul 21, 2023 20:31
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sex excellence posted:mr goobies bucket emporium, goobies goobie GOOB GOOB GOBBLE JOB! Also, here is my Muse: https://youtube.com/@waynebarnhart
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Jul 24, 2023 20:17
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Cummy pants, cummy pants, cummy cummy... SHUT THE gently caress UP!
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Jul 28, 2023 20:27
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FUCKLEDUCKS!
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Jul 30, 2023 21:03
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WHO LIKES DICKS?... ohah!
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Aug 1, 2023 06:37
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Cumhole. My name is Cumhole.
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Aug 10, 2023 08:28
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gently caress MY loving rear end
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Aug 20, 2023 09:06
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THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! WHICH ONE OF YOU CUM MONKEYS IS RESPONSIBLE?
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Aug 22, 2023 10:26
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CUMBO!
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Sep 3, 2023 08:57
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Lick your cumhole or your bumhole? Let's flip for it!
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Sep 3, 2023 15:17
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AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH MY rear end!!! HOLY CUMLOAD BATMAN!!
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Sep 3, 2023 17:21
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Cummy cum cum cum cum cum
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Sep 23, 2023 10:36
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ChthonicMasturbatr posted:can't stop thinking about turning myself inside out by the butthole (not a sex thing) and then I bump into someone because I can't see and the tension of being inside out makes me suddenly schlorp back inside in but also around whoever I bumped into (not a sex thing) Many are saying this.
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Oct 3, 2023 21:50
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2.5 billion adult dicks! How long would it take to suck them all?
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ChthonicMasturbatr posted:Depends. How many can you suck at a time? I estimate two. In which case, if I've calculated correctly, it would take about 3,500 years for me to suck every adult cock in the world, given a 16-hour-day and no days off. However two at a time would be in my opinion an excessive amount of work, in the long term. Also, I'd want 30 minutes off every hour, for toilet breaks, leisurely meals and snacks (averaged out) and gargling mouthwash etc. Making for about 14,000 years. Now I'm pondering: If I was offered that deal, i.e. a 14,000 year lifespan with said rigorous-but-not-too-brutal cocksucking schedule, would I accept the deal? Would you? Edit: Add, say, 2,000 years to one's lifespan for retirement, during which any cocksucking would be purely recreational. Also, assume the deal was offered by someone other than the devil. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Oct 22, 2023 |
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Oct 22, 2023 22:16
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Big fat throbbing theCats
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Nov 8, 2023 14:17
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HONK IF YOU LIKE CUM! HONK! HONK!
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WHO IS THE THROAT GOAT?
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