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Mr.Acula posted:Some Nintendo ds games can be played with your penis Nintendo Dick Stroker
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flubber nuts posted:i think about buying a $2000 chair multiple times an hour. $2000 is too much for a chair that you just sit in. I spent 1.5k on a chair and it's prob one of the best purchases I've ever made. If you sit in the chair daily it's super worth it
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BigBadSteve posted:2.5 billion adult dicks! How long would it take to suck them all? Depends. How many can you suck at a time?
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A cock in every pot, and two dicks in every butt.
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Punkinhead posted:A cock in every pot, and two dicks in every butt. A poo poo out the rear end is worth two pisses from the dick.
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Colin's dancing bear still lives in my head https://youtu.be/FiARsQSlzDc?si=tj7jZFeHt0Y_2dJ_
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flubber nuts posted:i think about buying a $2000 chair multiple times an hour. $2000 is too much for a chair that you just sit in. A $2000 chair better do more than just sit you
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Have you ever noticed carpet and armpit sound similar but don't smell similar?
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My PTSD induced thoughts have been driving me mad for two months
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Beat my poo poo so hard I woke up the next morning and saw my dick pic in the obituaries.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:My PTSD induced thoughts have been driving me mad for two months Got any tricks? Like substituting thoughts? Or like thinking about a song or a scene?
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:My PTSD induced thoughts have been driving me mad for two months Try and get on some off-label clonidine if you can it was an absolute game changer for me https://www.pharmacytimes.com/view/study-clonidine-blood-pressure-medication-could-be-used-to-treat-ptsd deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 19:15 on Oct 22, 2023 |
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ChthonicMasturbatr posted:Depends. How many can you suck at a time? I estimate two. In which case, if I've calculated correctly, it would take about 3,500 years for me to suck every adult cock in the world, given a 16-hour-day and no days off. However two at a time would be in my opinion an excessive amount of work, in the long term. Also, I'd want 30 minutes off every hour, for toilet breaks, leisurely meals and snacks (averaged out) and gargling mouthwash etc. Making for about 14,000 years. Now I'm pondering: If I was offered that deal, i.e. a 14,000 year lifespan with said rigorous-but-not-too-brutal cocksucking schedule, would I accept the deal? Would you? Edit: Add, say, 2,000 years to one's lifespan for retirement, during which any cocksucking would be purely recreational. Also, assume the deal was offered by someone other than the devil. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Oct 22, 2023 |
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(excitedly, accompanied by sweeping hand gesture) It's great! (in a mock furtive whisper to a person beside you) It's awful.
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Anime make a bitch go cray z
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new disposable vapes for horses
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if you were dictating something and you said "inward" but the autocorrect changed it to "n-word"
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Don't take COMTRAYA! if you are allergic to COMTRAYA!
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Troy? Why is there a grapefruit in our dinette?
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Goip gwap gwop
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BigBadSteve posted:2.5 billion adult dicks! How long would it take to suck them all? I have some info for you about your subconscious mind.
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I'm nuclear I'm wild I'm breaking up inside https://youtu.be/FE6RuZuvjMs?si=XF5pViWyfnOleJ_J But it's this version
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Papa Smurf can I lick your rear end
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Big fat throbbing theCats
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My girlfriend is getting tired of me calling things, mostly my cat, "salty sea dogs."
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Wendys should make the beyond meats taste better than the cow meats. On purpose. Then when the news comes out that beyond is the top seller at Wendy's they will make headlines and soon other restaurants will enter a pact to make cow meats kinda dry and tasteless in order to sell lab meats which are juicy with fun names like "double lit burger, extra yeet sauce, no cap" It's the only way to stop the US. For too long now, cow meats have been yum. To fight climate change, the libs are making cow meats taste ew.
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I agree with nearly everything in the Quran
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That cricket in my friend's Mom's basement in 1994.... like a torture.....
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I am. The governor of meat.
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things are good. i'm happy right now
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mavis beacon teaches sniping
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mailorder bees posted:mavis beacon teaches sniping I would pay money for this
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for years i had this nagging half-remembered line from what I assumed was a tv show or an old advertisement or something. someone speaking in an incredulous tone "(something something something) for that stuff??" with an upward inflection. this poo poo bugged me for a long rear end time. "fanamanamanam for that stuff???" I just couldn't remember what the gently caress was being said or what that stuff was. then finally I replayed grand theft auto 3 and got this poo poo out of my system: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lPytfSy-04&t=520s
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down1nit posted:Wendys should make the beyond meats taste better than the cow meats. On purpose. It's McDonalds, not Wendy's (or maybe you're thinking of BK's Impossible Whopper, which isn't a Beyond Meat product) and they already got rid of the McPlant in the US because it sold like poo poo. And speaking of poo poo, the Beyond Meat company might be eating it soon: https://finance.yahoo.com/news/beyond-meat-survival-mode-possibility-102400354.html
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garbage poo poo baby era
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If I don't use matching pegs to hang my clothes, [bad thing] is going to happen If you don't put your bread into the toaster a certain way then [bad thing] is going to happen Animal Crossing, Animal Crossing Crossing, Animal Crossing Animal....Crossing
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Sonic the Hedgehog saying "Gaza go fast"
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