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spinal spinal spinal meningiiiiiiitis
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Jul 5, 2023 04:47
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Sorry to say...it's binch grimps. Big time.
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Jul 16, 2023 06:58
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1-800-CASH FOR CRABS
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Jul 20, 2023 19:32
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Plan R posted:Ripping out a vein like a phone cable from the wall. Thanks, now my brain's going "WELL. ANCHORED. DICK VEINS." as though chanting it can keep me safe
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Jul 21, 2023 03:41
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"I have scoliosis, Mother. I'm a scholar."
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Jul 22, 2023 23:37
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suck my gently caress you dick man
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Jul 28, 2023 05:16
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Peter Pepper hosed and sucked a pile of pickled peckers.
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Aug 9, 2023 22:45
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Moistened by my own pétard
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Aug 20, 2023 06:53
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Butter some jazz on my prostate
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Aug 22, 2023 13:53
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can't stop thinking about turning myself inside out by the butthole (not a sex thing) and then I bump into someone because I can't see and the tension of being inside out makes me suddenly schlorp back inside in but also around whoever I bumped into (not a sex thing)
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Oct 3, 2023 21:03
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Just a routine bone inspection
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Oct 5, 2023 03:15
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"It's finger-fuckin' good!"™
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Oct 8, 2023 04:52
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We sent him to a dick-sucking farm upstate where he'll be really happy
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Oct 13, 2023 04:15
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BigBadSteve posted:2.5 billion adult dicks! How long would it take to suck them all? Depends. How many can you suck at a time?
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Oct 22, 2023 02:31
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I am. The governor of meat.
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Nov 14, 2023 06:51
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garbage poo poo baby era
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Nov 15, 2023 07:20
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Getting dicked down could fix me.
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Nov 19, 2023 06:29
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It stands to reason, therefore, that the gods are crabs.
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Nov 22, 2023 23:07
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Pressed hams are a festive holiday treat
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Nov 23, 2023 21:17
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diamond dick sutra
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Nov 28, 2023 19:17
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would that I could take a perfect claymation chomp out of that bird
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Dec 15, 2023 07:04
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straggle chunks
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Dec 28, 2023 02:01
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Oh GOD... I'm gonna slonk!
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Dec 28, 2023 23:46
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Your skin. Give it to me.
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Jan 7, 2024 03:07
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the MOTHER of ALL FUCKERS
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Jan 14, 2024 05:24
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that really chaps my crack
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Jan 18, 2024 03:41
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What if I have an ugly skeleton?
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Jan 21, 2024 06:53
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Do you kiss your rear end goodbye with that mouth?
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Jan 27, 2024 18:30
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I'm clenching for both of us
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Jan 29, 2024 10:04
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butthole blood (only the sweetest will do)
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Feb 1, 2024 02:45
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[alone in the house] I am going to gently caress every person in this room
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Feb 6, 2024 01:25
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YOU can't DO that
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Feb 10, 2024 07:42
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A few of the things my mind has said when I farted: "That's good praxis." "Another triumph!" "The power of the sun...in the hole of my rear end." "I cast thee out!" "You always were a disappointment."
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Feb 11, 2024 22:53
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Eden was an inside job
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Feb 14, 2024 05:03
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Get tessellated, idiot
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Feb 17, 2024 23:31
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Meaty flanks.
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Feb 19, 2024 06:05
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I hope I don't have bird damage
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Feb 19, 2024 08:17
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Jesus H Christ on a christcycle!
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Feb 19, 2024 23:05
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What a slab of rear end
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Feb 21, 2024 10:01
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