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well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

a physical store that you go to, but you can’t leave the entry/lobby, and have to instead strap on a vr headset and do your shopping in a 1:1 recreation of the rest of the store in the metaverse

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well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

a device that you pay for and put in your home that listens to everything you say to serve you personalized ads

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

yelp for penises

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

a money-printing company that just prints its own money

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

rookie stuff. now this is how you use water

https://www.portlandmercury.com/arc...d-have-imagined

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

git apologist posted:

a company where everyone is the ceo

that’s communism

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

communism

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

cowboy beepboop posted:

it would never compile :(

this is its strength

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

post hole digger posted:

some sort of community website that could display short snippets of text that you can post, and you can follow other people and read the snippets that they post. is this anything?

Dear post hole digger:

I write on behalf of X Corp., as successor in interest to Twitter, Inc. ("Twitter"). Based on recent reports regarding your recently posted “community website” idea,

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

spherical cows

think of the optimizations possible

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

post hole digger posted:

Going to try and hack something together this weekend. I’ll be in the garage with my laptop

you make any progress on this yet?

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

post hole digger posted:

lets just say ive been doing a LOT of market research

great work, maybe you can coalesce some of your findings into a pitch deck

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

ashley madison but for food

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

a subscription service that doesn't do anything, you just pay money for nothing

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

Cat Face Joe posted:

:rip: rodney dangerfield

purchase a revocable limited license on my wife — please!

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

rotor posted:

cruise missiles, but in the gay sense of the word ‘cruise’

but in what sense of the word 'missiles?'

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

rotor posted:

just the regular sense?!? what a bizzare question

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

baby water

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022


i think that’s just a beck album

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

ok boober

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

patreon but it actually removes money from artists you don't like

e: notreon?

billtreon

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

a dating site called marry gently caress kill that matches people along the three officially recognized axes of human relationships

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

very carefully

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

no, probably not

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well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

personal care products with free to play characteristics

you have one free swipe of deodorant per day
$1.00 adds a pleasing scent
$1.00 goes on clear
$2.00 adds a second swipe (great for armpits!)

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