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The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



Mayor Dave posted:

Go make 30 Stewie threads about it

lol

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The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.





The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



SorePotato posted:

Gonna kill this poster. Any leads on their address?

Godspeed and Inshallah

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



Jabberlock posted:

Proposal: AIT can post recipes but only if he cooks the recipes himself and takes photos to show that he genuinely cares about the content of the recipes and not just posting them to get a rise out of people.

AIT toxx clause; they've got to cook and eat this crap or they're probed for d20 6hr probes. This toxx repeats with every new recipe post.

And if they complete the toxx you ask?
Idk, maybe a garbage rear end foodcomic gangtag to represent their continuous shame? And it gets more shiny the more toxx clauses they're able to facetank until that gets old as hell like their gimmick.

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.




Mods are cowards and can't even keep recipes out of this thread.
Ant was justified!

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



change my name posted:

He's not actually dead FWIW, he posted on twitter semi recently

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



Miss Lonelyhearts posted:

Can anyone help me find a meme from the past ~10 years explaining how it turns out we were all wrong and it's actually cool to radically love everyone. Really feeling this today but google seo is only turning up Barbie links.

No, but here's more garbage rear end recipe posts

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



lobster shirt posted:

now that we've all read the recipe are there any improvements or things someone would want to do differently? perhaps a different filling?

An improvement would be it not posted at all.

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

no hehe see recipes are funny like the family guy, hehehehe


The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



tokin opposition posted:

Mods are reddit-brained

That explains their aatrek like obsession with a cartoon baby





The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



Give PKMN Trainer Red the power to ban anyone in any image thread.

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



PKMN Trainer Red posted:

Absolute no thanks, I have seen the circlejerk threads for the IKs and mods and I literally cannot handle being any gayer than I already am.

Who said anything about being a mod? I just want you to have a button that kills posters.

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



AnimeIsTrash posted:

1 post in the thread and its not an image @_@

That one post is better than all of the recipes and long form images.

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



AnimeIsTrash posted:

this is the picture thread not the post thread

Now it's in picture form!




The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



Nichael posted:

Gonna chug until I'm infertile

With all the microplastics in our blood it won't take long.

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



Humanity is overrated. Embrace the ignore list

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



The ice-cream looks the same as the rose in terms of cost, so people throwing 13x or 20x roses at someone still nets them only a few cents.

They'd probably make more on minimum wage tbh

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



Paladinus posted:

Look at the number of likes.

I refuse to do this

Cuttlefush posted:

oh so you do know why ait was spamming recipes

Doesn't matter when they're on ignore lol

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



There's is no such thing as winning or losing. If they want to waste their time on an empty audience let them.

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.




He's survived by his daughter who is also his wife.

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zt2UgT6MO4&t=18s

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.




I'm willing to bet the person who drives this has erectile dysfunction and a Bosley subscription.

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



Terrible alien model. If you're going to make the lower half like that of a thicc stripper the least you could do is make the head look way more like a dick.

The tits should also have the little extender mouths coming out of them.

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



One More Fat Nerd posted:

https://twitter.com/peggykusinski/status/1696575221082321361?s=20


:patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot:

Shooting yourself with your fat-fold handgun at a baseball game. Only possible way to be more American would be if she was eating a hamburger when the gun went off.

I'm sorry, the field itself is named "guaranteed rate"?

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



That made me sad :(

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.




This guys wife was responsible for a lot of jobs in Hollywood from what I hear.

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



Sure bookburning may be detrimental to society at large, but some of those books being lit up are by Ayn Rand, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



I still think you should be waterboarded for these trash comics.

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



Pobody's nerfect

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



Broadlybrowsing posted:

I remember lurking this thread on my lunch break and enjoying clever photoshops by pkmontrainer red. It’s not as good anymore.

Posters: Mods can we have good posters like in last thread?

Mods: no we have good posters in the new thread!

AiT: squeezes another post out of their rear end in a top hat about chicken deep fried in cottage cheese or something idk

The Demilich has issued a correction as of 18:39 on Oct 4, 2023

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



tokin opposition posted:

haters are waiters at the table of success, and I'd rather have him than you any day.

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.




He's just like me!

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



Don't forget bald

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.




12 rules for letting your daughter date a human trafficker

Pyrus Malus posted:

how did they repair it you think

Fresh viking poop used like a glue

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



Kanye should try having more car crashes so he can possibly reverse his new onset autism.

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



I know he abused his power and went on a sexual assault rampage, but he was so good at the saxophone!

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



"We gotta get more racist!"
- republicans democrats Israel

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.




"Clamps!" yells the medic, as he begins peeling back the foreskin to scrape some IDF hard cheese.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



He looks AI generated with how I'll fitting that crappy shirt is, what with the sleeves all a different length and poo poo. Also I hate that smile.

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The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



"Your honor, don't let their looks fool you they're all actually thousands of years old! "

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