[Biosphere Collapse 2023] the old planet was better, but i shall bow to the market

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Jizzny Princess: Aug 24, 2021; WHILE YOU WERE LEARNING TO SPELL YOUR NAME,
I WAS BEING TRAINED TO CONQUER GALAXIES
UwU

First thread of its kind discussing this biosphere collapse happening.

Thought it would be pertinent for any news and stats of this on going issue be discussed here.

# ? Jul 1, 2023 06:48

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Chard: Aug 24, 2010

piss

# ? Jul 1, 2023 06:54

0 rows returned: Apr 9, 2007

how about that sea ice

# ? Jul 1, 2023 06:58

La Louve Rouge: Jun 25, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Gotta make a quip on the first page of all these for posterity

But this won't be the thread that makes it

# ? Jul 1, 2023 07:01

Just a Moron: Nov 11, 2021

Doom

# ? Jul 1, 2023 07:02

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

threads closing faster than anticipated

# ? Jul 1, 2023 07:02

The Vinja Ninja: Mar 16, 2006; Sometimes, time beats you.

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how about that sea ice

Most of the ice on Greenland is melting but we gotta use our most strong human mechanism for coping with disasters, just ignoring bad things and using The Secret to guide our life.

The Secret is what most posters are subscribed to that want the threads closed down because they beleive that thinking about bad things manifests bad things into the universe. Literal Peekaboo logic.

# ? Jul 1, 2023 07:06

1glitch0: Sep 4, 2018; I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

There was something about a giant sun spot destroying the Earth tomorrow in the last thread right before it closed. please advise?

# ? Jul 1, 2023 07:08

Jizzny Princess: Aug 24, 2021; WHILE YOU WERE LEARNING TO SPELL YOUR NAME,
I WAS BEING TRAINED TO CONQUER GALAXIES
UwU

https://www.reuters.com/business/environment/climate-nears-point-no-return-land-sea-temperatures-break-records-experts-2023-06-30/

quote:

SINGAPORE, June 30 (Reuters) - The target of keeping long-term global warming within 1.5 degrees Celsius (2.7 Fahrenheit) is moving out of reach, climate experts say, with nations failing to set more ambitious goals despite months of record-breaking heat on land and sea.
'QUADRUPLE WHAMMY'
High land temperatures have been matched by those on the sea, with warming intensified by an El Nino event and other factors.

Global average sea surface temperatures hit 21C in late March and have remained at record levels for the time of year throughout April and May. Australia's weather agency warned that Pacific and Indian ocean sea temperatures could be 3C warmer than normal by October.

Global warming is the major factor, said Piers Forster, professor of climate physics at the University of Leeds, but El Nino, the decline in Saharan dust blowing over the ocean and the use of low-sulphur shipping fuels were also to blame.

"So in all, oceans are being hit by a quadruple whammy," he said. "It's a sign of things to come."

# ? Jul 1, 2023 07:08

La Louve Rouge: Jun 25, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

We already started hitting 1.5 intermittently lol

# ? Jul 1, 2023 07:09

err: Apr 11, 2005; I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...

this is the thread, look at the rap sheet of the OP

we're so fuckign back

# ? Jul 1, 2023 07:10

taqueso: Mar 8, 2004

I've just been informed that everything is fine.

# ? Jul 1, 2023 07:10

Jizzny Princess: Aug 24, 2021; WHILE YOU WERE LEARNING TO SPELL YOUR NAME,
I WAS BEING TRAINED TO CONQUER GALAXIES
UwU

1glitch0 posted:

There was something about a giant sun spot destroying the Earth tomorrow in the last thread right before it closed. please advise?

I haven't seen any news about a sun spot that erupted recently directly towards earth, but there is sources stating that the sun is going to reach solar maximum two years earlier than expected. There is a lot more sun spots than normal which is why they expect more flares to hit in general.

https://www.businessinsider.com/solar-maximum-could-sooner-than-expected-2023-6

# ? Jul 1, 2023 07:12

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

1glitch0 posted:

There was something about a giant sun spot destroying the Earth tomorrow in the last thread right before it closed. please advise?

just ride it out man, it'll happen if it happens

# ? Jul 1, 2023 07:13

Fried Watermelon: Dec 29, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpDJlEQsDoA

# ? Jul 1, 2023 07:15

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Jizzny Princess posted:

I haven't seen any news about a sun spot that erupted recently directly towards earth, but there is sources stating that the sun is going to reach solar maximum two years earlier than expected. There is a lot more sun spots than normal which is why they expect more flares to hit in general.

https://www.businessinsider.com/solar-maximum-could-sooner-than-expected-2023-6

whatever, gently caress the radio anyway

# ? Jul 1, 2023 07:16

Wakko: Jun 9, 2002; Faboo!

thx op, sorry about your incoming perma but we do have a tradition to maintain with the climate threads

# ? Jul 1, 2023 07:18

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

err posted:

this is the thread, look at the rap sheet of the OP

we're so fuckign back

let's goooo

# ? Jul 1, 2023 07:19

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

cash crab posted:

whatever, gently caress the radio anyway

lol if the big one ever hits we're gonna all have to post via mail or carrier pigeon or something

# ? Jul 1, 2023 07:20

Jizzny Princess: Aug 24, 2021; WHILE YOU WERE LEARNING TO SPELL YOUR NAME,
I WAS BEING TRAINED TO CONQUER GALAXIES
UwU

cash crab posted:

whatever, gently caress the radio anyway

I'm going to miss using the internet on my refrigerator

# ? Jul 1, 2023 07:24

silicone thrills: Jan 9, 2008; I paint things

Spaceweather has a thing about the cme. Also this post has a really neato picture of the spot.

https://vmst.io/@WestportObservatory/110628575553251761

# ? Jul 1, 2023 07:25

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

p sure goons have developed internet via ham radio technology which will still work when all normal computers liquify because of solar flares
e:

quote:

BIG SUNSPOT ALERT: One of the biggest #sunspots in years is directly facing Earth. #AR3354 is ten times wider than Earth and about 1/3rd the size of the historical #Carrington sunspot. It's so big that observers in Europe and North America see it naked-eye through the smoke of Canadian #wildfires. Earth-directed #flares are likely in the days ahead. Spaceweather.com for more.

Image: Sunspot AR3354 seen through a smokey sunset on June 28th Credit: Jean-Baptiste Feldmann of Gleiz�, France

# ? Jul 1, 2023 07:26

Confusedslight: Jan 9, 2020

SniperWoreConverse posted:

threads closing faster than anticipated

I read that as threads closing fatter than anticipated

# ? Jul 1, 2023 07:27

Jizzny Princess: Aug 24, 2021; WHILE YOU WERE LEARNING TO SPELL YOUR NAME,
I WAS BEING TRAINED TO CONQUER GALAXIES
UwU

silicone thrills posted:

Spaceweather has a thing about the cme. Also this post has a really neato picture of the spot.

https://vmst.io/@WestportObservatory/110628575553251761

That is one insane photo of those sunspots.

Thanks for the link. I had zero luck finding information and didn't think to check spaceweather.

# ? Jul 1, 2023 07:32

ELTON JOHN: Feb 17, 2014

new thread, new biosphere

# ? Jul 1, 2023 07:33

La Louve Rouge: Jun 25, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

drat i got it wrong (i am posting in cspam tho)

# ? Jul 1, 2023 07:33

Kal: Jun 3, 2007

Jizzny Princess posted:

https://www.reuters.com/business/environment/climate-nears-point-no-return-land-sea-temperatures-break-records-experts-2023-06-30/

[Biosphere Collapse 2023] QUADRUPLE WHAMMY

# ? Jul 1, 2023 07:45

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

# ? Jul 1, 2023 07:46

Honky Mao: Dec 26, 2012; Can't post for 54 minutes!

Climate shifted. Cock+balls dried up and fell off shortly after. New normal?

# ? Jul 1, 2023 07:48

tokin opposition: Apr 8, 2021; The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.

the old title was better but i shall bow to the whims of the free marketplace of threads

# ? Jul 1, 2023 07:48

tokin opposition: Apr 8, 2021; The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.

SorePotato posted:

Climate shifted. Cock+balls dried up and fell off shortly after. New normal?

tell me more

# ? Jul 1, 2023 07:48

Jizzny Princess: Aug 24, 2021; WHILE YOU WERE LEARNING TO SPELL YOUR NAME,
I WAS BEING TRAINED TO CONQUER GALAXIES
UwU

SniperWoreConverse posted:

p sure goons have developed internet via ham radio technology which will still work when all normal computers liquify because of solar flares
e:

I was under the impression that ham radio technology wouldn't survive a large solar flare burst hitting earth.

Maybe we can hook up a tin cans and string internet.

# ? Jul 1, 2023 07:48

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

prob nothing electronic will make it if a record breaker hits but hey some old rear end in a top hat with a vacuum tube can probably pull it off

really obliterating all computers and electrical infrastructure is one of the few things that could maybe do something? guess it depends what side of the planet gets fried

# ? Jul 1, 2023 07:52

Gravid Topiary: Feb 16, 2012

i'm not trusting any of this until i see hubbert

# ? Jul 1, 2023 07:52

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

best we can do is hibbert

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Al!: Apr 2, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk_sAHh9s08

# ? Jul 1, 2023 07:54

Laterite: Mar 14, 2007; It's Gutfest '89; Grimey Drawer

Jizzny Princess posted:

https://www.reuters.com/business/environment/climate-nears-point-no-return-land-sea-temperatures-break-records-experts-2023-06-30/

lol, lmao

# ? Jul 1, 2023 07:58

Samuel Glompers: Nov 26, 2020

drat how did I miss this

Well, my OP's better

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Tzen: Sep 11, 2001

err posted:

Any book I see recommended here, I download.

The Ends of the World: Volcanic Apocalypses, Lethal Oceans, and Our Quest to Understand Earth's Past Mass Extinctions is my favorite so far

wanted to say thanks for recommending this book,

read it last month and gently caress, jesus fuckin christ lmao

# ? Jul 1, 2023 08:03

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