CelticPredator posted:

Hail to the king.



I’m saving this if my house catches on fire.

Medullah posted:

Chris James 2 posted:

Finished Saltburn. I love

Shrecknet posted:

The Outwaters is rear end and Machete Zombie and/or whoever else in this thread recommended it to me needs to eat a sixer.

Bro if you don't want to let me watch your movie, just don't release it.

Never been more frustrated than with this glacial, self-indulgent garbage. The commitment to FF was a horrific one, and the story (such as can be divined from approximately 1/20th of the actual movie, as most of it is pure black) does not justify its length in any way.

You didn't scare me, you made a movie where I can't see poo poo and then there's screeching noises and bright lights. That's not even Conjuring 'jump scare'-levels of competence.

In a way, though, the Outwaters does have one thing going for it: It teaches, in the most object lesson possible, why FF doesn't work. The two main issues are:

1) Why are you still filming this?
and
2) What does this gain from an authentic feel vs. traditional shot setups?

This movie has literally no answer for 1), and 2) is also laboriously rendered moot because of its incredibly outré effects and events. If I'm not meant to believe this actually occurred (which I don't, since they literally set up camp on time-looping alien land), then there's no way I'm excited to watch something that's just "a good movie, ruined by poo poo camerawork"