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trying to get the general to let me visit P4X-639 so i can clear out my steam backlog but he keeps calling security because im an "intruder" and "in a highly restricted area"
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it owns that you dial the gate like a rotary phone because thats what the ancient studio execs think of when they think of dialling
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Jan 25, 2024 00:58
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while they're at it they should attach a zat to the bottom of their p90's
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ChairmanMauzer posted:Went to a new Mexican restaurant yesterday and they had SG1 on the bar’s tvs. if you drink too much, the bouncer zats you and dumps you on a forest planet that looks strikingly similar to a lightly wooded area outside the studio
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Feb 3, 2024 17:41
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working the night shift in the gate room, tossing my empty beer cans onto a randomly dialled planet to dispose of the evidence
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Feb 6, 2024 00:36
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Log082 posted:I wonder if there was, like, some unlucky jaffa on the other end of that gate that just got beaned by a golf ball out of nowhere. its dialed to tollanna
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Feb 6, 2024 02:48
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Worf posted:Buffy is unwatchable buffy is a coming-of-age story about surviving highschool and barely post-highschool so its a little weird to watch in ur 30s angel is that but for becoming a adult, making the best of your first lovely job, making new friends in a scary world thats larger than you used to think, dealing with relationship issues and an unplanned pregnancy and ultimately culminating in figuring out your place as a cog in corporate america so its a little easier to relate
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Feb 10, 2024 18:29
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itry posted:How about... a full Cheyenne Mountain dollhouse-like model. You open it up and you get all the floors. You can have a replicator in the blue jello. Teal'c and O'Neill playing golf. It'll be awesome. asking grandma for the stargate playset for christmas but she got confused and i unwrap the wormhole xtreme knockoff
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Feb 12, 2024 14:10
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FFT posted:Actual space combat would require including relativity into the calculations due to the relative speeds you'd be moving at in orbit, but lack of imagination means that just like most space combat in television and movies the big ships mostly face off facing eachother in close visual distance and occasionally do slow evasive maneuvers since the weapons involved have low enough velocity that they can be seen and sometimes avoided. one of those ori plasma beam weapons could zoop down a school zone and not get a ticket
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Mar 8, 2024 05:09
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getting selected for sg94 thinking im the team badass but i end up being the nerd with a zat
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Mar 14, 2024 16:35
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redshirt posted:Isn't that one of the cool archeology teams? i dunno i just picked a random number because i assumed sg42069 would be met with enough groans to show up on a seismograph
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Mar 14, 2024 19:11
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just walk people through it, if you allow 6 seconds per person thats 380 people per opening (minus half of a couple of dudes if there's any stragglers near the end) so you could have your settler team deployed in a day or so - the main hurdle is how many people can you fit in the gate room but you can just have a hellishly long DMV lineup stretching out past those guards who walk in front of the mountain door then the receiving gate is overhead pointing down 10 feet though so everyone drops down like the start of a Lemmings level
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Mar 15, 2024 13:39
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pixaal posted:Do you forget that the gate room ceiling opens? they airlift the gate at one point. It's an old missile silo. I considered dropping people through the roof hole into the gate but I kinda like the DMV line, they can eat jello cubes while they wait for their new lives colonizing P3W-451 or some poo poo
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Mar 15, 2024 13:47
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also you can tell the asgard are more highly advanced than we are because instead of jello cubes their entire diet is cubes
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pixaal posted:Oh I'm thinking water slides see this here is a good idea because you can also send supplies down the same slides, once the colonists are deployed just roll a couple tractors and duffel bags full of those weird beef jerky sticks down the hatch
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Mar 15, 2024 14:00
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just beam them inches away from the gate and add some forward momentum
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Mar 22, 2024 03:31
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working the night shift in the gate room, tossing my empty beer cans halfway across the galaxy directly onto the furling planet
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FFT posted:I liked the platonic romance between Sam and Warrick. Just sheer glee at the mechanics of go fast when u got a mixed gender friendship that you nerd out over a shared interest the official scientific classification is "rad bromance"
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Mar 25, 2024 02:45
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FFT posted:I appreciate the wordplay but I was going to say "bromance" in the first place except I'm not sure that makes sense for a mixed gender friendship??? this also occurred to me while typing the post, my solution was to not give a poo poo and post it lol
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Mar 25, 2024 13:46
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its a race against time as the borg drones attempt to assimilate the replicators before they eat the entire cube but whats this, moya has just starburst onto the scene!
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well why not posted:I think we established that Jesus ascended i suspect he got beamed out of the cave by thor
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:I dunno, seems a bit out there. Wormholes? A big no-nonsense warrior alien mourning his wife and separated from his son? Playful banter between Ben Browder and Claudia Black? of course its out there, its farscape not nearscape
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Apr 5, 2024 14:21
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Armacham posted:Teal'c has two dates on the same night in the same restaurant both dates at once so its fine, if our man tealc can dual wield p90s he can dual wield anything
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Apr 7, 2024 05:27
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:They are also very accurate portrayals of military personnel. as a long time military man i can confirm all building and fixing is done with a comically large wrench
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Apr 7, 2024 20:27
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"sir we can't shut down the gate and someone is trying to force the iris open remotely" *sgt siler jams a chair against the iris, saving earth* "we're safe, for now, everyone report to the mess hall for jello cubes"
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Apr 11, 2024 13:40
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Aoi posted:Mr. Big is a Canadian staple, and was indeed enormous back in the 80s and 90s...not sure if it's been shrinkflated these days. the bar only extends about 75% the length of the wrapper now, I bought one from a vending machine and was not impressed
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Apr 13, 2024 00:27
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every year on the anniversary of the stargate program the team gets together in the gate room, sings happy birthday to the gate then carefully positions the cake so that the kawoosh blows out the candles
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Apr 15, 2024 13:28
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drop the gate in a ball pit - the balls stop the wormhole from forming - then just fish it out when sg13 is due to come home
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Apr 15, 2024 18:39
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Is Santa Claus a T'okra hes probably thor
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pixaal posted:If you have a major military budget and are still sending tons of people there, it's going to look very strange when suddenly the power bill gets decimated and the staff count is still rising. Probably would have made a good clip show topic. just put in a request for a bunch of LED lightbulbs first
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Apr 25, 2024 23:54
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Sentient Data posted:It's not showing weapons, it's showing what tool they use to open a locked door you can easily open a locked door with a zat just shoot it 3 times if you only shoot it 2 times it merely kills the door
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May 4, 2024 18:54
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redshirt posted:Kinda surprised we never saw a Tau'ri designed Zat we already have those its a taser
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May 4, 2024 18:56
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kdrudy posted:Taze your balls once and you die not true, i have tazed my balls twice this morning rendering myself thankfully infertile
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Is there any material that explains how the Taur'i fought off the Goa'uld originally? And why they never tried to invade Earth again until Apophis got horny one night and started drunk dialing random planets looking for a wife? lol that if this didn't happen, earth would still be occasionally puttering around on a decrepit space station that smells like farts and doing nothing else in space
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