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By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Hell yeah put me in for 'Not Actually Bad But Easily Manipulated' male person.
Top secret inspiration phrase: IT'S NOT FUNNY MY rear end IS ON FIRE

# ¿ Jul 23, 2023 17:13

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# ¿ May 18, 2024 03:10

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Smik posted:

Name: Martha Ruebot
Team: Renegade Skulls
Role: Minor reoccurring character, disappears after Season 3 and assumed dead

The Renegade Skulls are a motley crew from many walks of life. Some are the repressed and poor from the great city, some are part of the old gang from when the Skulls only operated on the Lower Levels, and some of them just have a screw loose. Martha Ruebot is one such individual. Even the Skulls tend to avoid talking about her old life, other than she was once a model housewife to someone connected to the Royal Order and then something happened that caused her to murder the hell out of him , dismember his corpse and serve him up as a culinary delight to his peers.

They have these two ideas:
1. Whatever happened to her was bad and involved some outside sinister forces. Doesn't matter how crazy you are, you don't go from model housewife to being able to not only murder your Royal Order husband but also somehow survive resisting an arrest that costs you an arm.
2. The bastards deserved it. Don't ask her about it. Don't question her on it.

Whatever the case, it was Master Skull Gothekor who recruited her and saw to it that her crippled arm was replaced with a cyborg one and she's an excellent housekeeper even if some of the Skulls occasionally get nervous about the source of the meat at dinner.

In Season 4 she is last she's seen reassuring the Skulls she's going to take care of an incoming Red Legion attack; the mixed groups are split up to take care of multiple points. The last thing they hear from her is that "she's almost done, also what do you want for dinner?" which is followed by an explosion. While Go makes a return, Ruebot has yet to be seen but her remains were never found (or at least commentated on) some fans hope she might return one day -- but considering she chain smoked cigars and was a functioning alcoholic her long-term survival has always been questionable at best.

I took one look and had to color it:

But don't you skip my request Smik.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2023 13:13

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Smik posted:

Going by the user name the first thing I thought was "We finally have one of the main characters for the Dakka Smith Orkgirls!"

Name: Connie Boom
Team: Dakka Smith Orkgirls
Role: Main Character.

Another great one, I will probably color it in a few hours.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2023 04:01

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

# ¿ Aug 7, 2023 19:59

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Smik posted:

Oh yeah I got Mel's page up now:
https://smik.ca/index.php/mel-dakka-smith-ork-girls/

Colored that for you

# ¿ Aug 12, 2023 10:51

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Nicely done.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2023 15:08

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Don't give up, there's bound to be ladies who are into giant heat absorbing cuddly teddy bears!
E: Especially now when it's hot and muggy.

# ¿ Aug 14, 2023 08:15

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

my sleeping meds are beginning to do things to my head so i figured I'll post a snapshot of a work in progress and let both the recepient and smik give out ideas on how to continue coloring

# ¿ Aug 15, 2023 19:36

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

All right check out this cutie pie:

# ¿ Aug 16, 2023 08:33

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

A dremlin yet she isn't wielding a Dremel brand rotary tool?!

It must be in her toolbag.

E:

By popular demand fucked around with this message at 10:06 on Aug 17, 2023

# ¿ Aug 17, 2023 09:42

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

# ¿ Aug 18, 2023 10:26

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

*suddenly, without prompt*
"Vespidae is any of the nearly 5000 species of wasps, including all eusocial wasps..."
:v:

You say something DumDum?
"Duh... wha?"
:v:

never mind.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2023 11:51

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Tarquinn posted:

drat, you're a machine, Smik.

An art machine.

Almost as if you were not a human being but some magical hivemind possessing multiple bodies all working in tandem. But what are the odds of that?

# ¿ Aug 23, 2023 08:15

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Basic model:

Now available with classic polka dots!

# ¿ Aug 23, 2023 11:40

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

I only know of Zippy because of the Residents' Freakshow that led me to look up Schlitzy the Pinhead, who directly inspired Zippy.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2023 04:45

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

A Terrible Person posted:

I'm sure those curious Monkeys will eventually figure this guy out

Thanks for the pic and story, they (and you) are awesome!

Try this one on for size:

I played with shading and texture a bit, tell me how you like it.

# ¿ Sep 1, 2023 20:24

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Thanks, you know you just might be better than your username implies.

# ¿ Sep 6, 2023 15:41

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# ¿ May 18, 2024 03:10

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Your wonky bowgun thing gave me some unexpected difficulty.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2023 09:41

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