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AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Hizawk posted:

Sam LaPorta was a star in MINICAMP and looked great on day one so far.
The Lions defense doesnt cover TEs so of course he was.

That is someone elses joke but its just too good to not repeat

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AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

This cannot be serious.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Diqnol posted:

Hopkins got robbed tbh, hes a top 5 wr lol
Is he really better than Justin Jefferson, Ja'Marr Chase, Devante Adams, Cooper Kupp, Tyreek Hill, AJ Brown, and Stefon Diggs?

edit: If I were making a roster I'd easily take all of those guys plus Waddle, DeVonta, DK Metcalf, Lamb, Amon-Ra, Tee Higgins, and Garrett Wilson ahead of him, plus maybe a few others.

AAAAA! Real Muenster fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Jul 25, 2023

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

lmao

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

edit:dangit, beaten

Bellmaker posted:

Which NFC division is playing the AFC South this year? They’re probably sending multiple teams to the playoffs
NFCS

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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RASHIBA WALLACE posted:

Everybody knows that the key to Philly’s success last year was Miles Sanders.
I thought it was CJGJ?

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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indigi posted:

well at least that doesn't seem to have harmed his development
Did you see their first two games last year?

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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korrandark posted:

I think that had more to do with the oline with 4 new starters never getting a chance to play together in training camp or preseason.
por que no los dos?

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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Kalli posted:

Let's see....

Probably fired with a bad year:

Staley
Stefanski
Rivera
Saleh
Bowles
Allen
McDaniels
Arthur Smith

Less likely to be fired, but still could be:

Vrabel
Campbell
Eberflus

Could see a world where they retire:

Carroll, Belichick
I bet the Cardinals fire Peewee Herman if they only win 1 game and have the top pick the following year.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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wandler20 posted:

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1686431095305187328?s=20

Maybe a team like the Bears makes sense? They need to spend money to get to the floor, have a cheap QB for a couple more years, and don't have a great RB room. Fields and Taylor would be fun as hell to watch.
Roschon Johnson is going to be great.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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Sounds like Nathaniel Hackett alright.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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kiimo posted:

doesn't he have an undisclosed injury right now?
No idea. Doesnt change facts :colbert:

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

I thought he was going to be kept firmly in your side of the Atlantic and in a commentary booth

https://twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/1687000760054095872
Why would Tom Brady buy part of a city?

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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Professor Funk posted:

That Josh Jacobs ranking is maybe the most insane thing I’ve ever seen from this list, which is saying something

https://twitter.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1687131025418207232?s=46&t=Q9JsEynxHxZ9F2lOwU2Uuw
Confirmed, Maxx Crosby is better than Myles Garrett.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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Pontius Pilate posted:

Sure, but the post the was essentially “they were successful in America because of their poo poo politics” but (Overton window) framed as a (good) joke. Guess not everyone has reading comprehension at all times
As a parent of a toddler barely able to keep his job and keep up with inflation and thus dont have time to be terminally online, I have no idea what the gently caress is going on in this post.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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fartknocker posted:

People like Fitzpatrick and he could probably have kept playing if he’d wanted to
Definitely.

I miss him.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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Silly Burrito posted:

I mean, we lost Eno Benjamin and potentially replace him with Kareem Hunt??? I'll take that.
You'd think Jamaal and Kendre could hold down the fort for three games? Thats a lot of mouths to feed.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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Silly Burrito posted:

They should, but RBs get hurt, and the fresher you can keep your players over the long haul, the better.
Fair point, yeah.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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Kalli posted:

Feel bad that we're all missing the most obvious marriage here.

An organization with a likely desperate need at QB used to handling guys with terrible personalities?

Wentz on the Packers, c'mon, make it happen. Can't let the Lions take that division cheeseheads.
He's going to work on completing his quest to plat for every NFCE team by signing with the Cowboys when Dak gets hurt.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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Bismack Billabongo posted:

Lol this is hilarious. The bengals and bucs? Ok
I'm more appalled by the Cowboys, Browns, and Colts being so high. gently caress the Cowboys.

edit: the more I look the sheer scale of clickbaity-ness it is becomes apparent.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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Cavauro posted:

do your top 10 immediately
No u

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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mcmagic posted:

I'll do my top 5.

Bears

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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a neat cape posted:

Same with the Jags stupid two-tone helmet
Oh my god I hated it so much.

"It evokes the imagery of a Jaguar leaping from the shadows"
* has black tone on the front of the helmet *

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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Especially with Cooper Kupp right there.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Kalli posted:

He didn't have much of a chance last night. They didn't have an oline in front of him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaRx3q-lNd0

Like yeah, he didn't make plays, but not many dudes are doing much of anything when you give up immediate pressure like that.
Last rookie QB to start for the Texans since... David Carr.

He's going to get Carr'd at that rate.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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How did Howell look? How long till Jacoby takes his job?

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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Has Andy lost weight?

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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Harlock posted:

This doesn't mean anything but it makes me laugh that a UDFA safety is giving Watson so much trouble

https://twitter.com/BrandonGowton/status/1691520312460935169
More like Read, Blanket, Pick

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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Codependent Poster posted:

oh hey new Madden is out. Surely this year will be the year they get it right

https://twitter.com/GrittyGamingGG/status/1691332860219691008
Classic fencing response.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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Metapod posted:

As a person who would really like it if that were the case, it's not on the table at all lol
Yeah Vrable and his staff are too good

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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mcmagic posted:

The titans would suck in both the AFC and NFC. Thank you for listening to my ted talk.
A good talk, I'd listen again.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

A McCarthy led offense with Dak? Hah. New and exciting ways to choke.
Dont forget Mr. 4 yard curls on 4th and 6, Brian Schottenheimer.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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Dr_Strangelove posted:

I have not seen this video but feel a need to do so
This one?

FizFashizzle posted:

The loss to Danny Dimes was probably the worst of the Matt Rhule era but it did give us this video of them walking onto the field.

https://twitter.com/dmrussini/status/1571533334047608834?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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He wasnt down.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Silly Burrito posted:

Terry Bradshaw is batshit crazy though.
I cant stand him.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

edit: wrong thread

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Whelp I'm in love.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

kidcoelacanth posted:

the only good quarterback is kyle orton
:hmmyes:

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Did they give him playcalling duties too, or something? Impressive he can do that in his second season. because we all know Matt Canada in his 4th or whatever x-too-many years he's been an OC.

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Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

what a waste of draft capital

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