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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
News: (thread title)

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Also jetskis don't have this fun thing cars or motorcyles have called "brakes."

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Kalli posted:

Probation incoming

You, a plebe: making jokes about how New England has a tendency to sign players with last names that are :gay:.

Me, an intellectual: making jokes about New England signing players named after old Soviet Union jet fighters.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Took some time figuring out Over The Cap and looking at the starting QB's for the 2023 NFL season.

I now want Brock Purdy to win it all for the pure comedy.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Doltos posted:

The rookie wage scale was the worst thing to happen in NFL player history. The owners got the dumbass players association to fight amongst themselves by thinking that rookies were taking the bulk of the money when in reality the owners only pay players 48% of earned revenue. They didn't realize that every position except for QB and OT has about a 4 years or less career in the NFL. Players are locked into long contracts that take up the bulk of their prime years then have to essentially hit the lottery to last until their free agency.

RBs are incredibly valuable. There's a huge difference between someone who can demand several LBs in the box and one that gets big yards against nickel defenses. RBs that can pick up a blitz are as valuable as linemen. RBs that can reliably catch out of the backfield keep safeties and slot corners honest. These are all talents that aren't easy to get all in one package. Unfortunately its also a position that obviously breaks down before the rookie contract is over. It's not that RBs are being phased out of the NFL, it's that teams know they can probably just feel safe in abandoning them after four years.

Owners ideally paying every position except for the skill ones on rookie wage scales is what they're aiming for, RBs are just the first to go.

Every player is worth more than they're paid in the NFL. Players only make 48% of revenue and argued for a rookie wage scale for some unknown reason. The NFLPA is an utter joke of a union.

Two words:

Sam.

Bradford.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
There better be an you can eat chicken wings buffet.

Then again I get seasick easily so this cruise may not be the best idea… :barf:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I went on a family trip on a Carnival Cruise as a kid and even when not seeing the ocean I was getting motion sickness.

My inner ear notes when my body is moving but when the data my eyes are giving me doesn't match is when I get queasy.

Happens too when reading or using screens in a vehicle.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

euphronius posted:

Jesus jones arms and hands are enourmous

No this is Jesus Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBklIul0Rog

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
My only theory is those guys are using the sugar to battle the seasonal affective disorder of being in the PNW during the winter.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

:bisonyes:

Was thinking what green-themed chicken wings I'd have for the event then was reminded of a solution after watching this week's Binging with Babish of an older episode:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApHZyGZgbvA

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
To be faaaair Craig is Scottish.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I like how that defensive end doesn't bother touching the QB but just runs by.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I want to see Mahomes do a behind-the-back pass… with his left hand.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
The way the 2 tries to mold to the 8 in the 28 bothers me.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

That's some really bad Super Skrull quarterback poo poo.


Yes, I finished Secret Invasion. Wentz should go with the story he was secretly replaced with a Skrull when he tore his ACL.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

BlindSite posted:

His leg looked like the chicken wing you leave on the plate after it was fixed.

I don't know what that looks like.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
The Bears' bear logo is pretty asymmetrical and that's okay.

Their "C" logo being asymmetrical is not.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Are either preseason games being shown on TV tonight? Will there be a GDT?

I need to know if I should dip out of work early and order chicken wings to arrive at home when kickoff happens.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Does OBJ realize the Rams won that Super Bowl?

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Flavortown has a new resident.

Mahomes will get an honorary ketchup street.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Pron on VHS posted:

the Panthers were once coached by David Cross?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKie-vgUGdI

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

The bar is "If Tua didn't roll when he could've then it's his fault he got another concussion."

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

BlindSite posted:

Aaron Rodgers Jets finish first in their division and make it to the AFCCG

Alas they lose to the New England Patriots in the AFCCG, who then go on to lose by a missed field goal to the Detroit Lions in the Super Bowl.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Def looks like a gas leak explosion. I remember seeing pics of a house that blew up in Lexington, MA back when I lived in the area.

Interestingly enough a food truck's propane tank near work blew up a couple months ago. The small structure itself was demolished, but the carts next to it sustained minimal damage. Several windows in office buildings did get blown out, so I have no idea how bomb physics works… and I saw Oppenheimer twice!

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
If Mac Jones was taken by the 49'ers then who would the Patriots have taken?

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

FizFashizzle posted:

Once Wilks took over last year, Darnold looked like a very good backup caliber qb.

Edit*

Kevin Hart raced Stevan Ridley for some reason and hit four years of being in his 40s all at once

https://twitter.com/nbcnews/status/1694782911336083569?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

Him talking about it is pretty funny.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwTQ2b8I3Rt/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

As somebody who's feeling the effects of being 45 while helping my sister move to a new place… :same:.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

wandler20 posted:

You guys want to see the most annoying web page? Like, who could even make it through this entire article? (on PC, no idea what it's like on mobile)

https://www.espn.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/37879268/who-break-nfl-single-season-receiving-yards-record

The page was working fine on my iPhone until I set it down & it went to landscape mode, then it was blank scrolling until the end.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Mega64 posted:

I hope the Jags or Titans trade up to snatch Harrison one pick ahead of the Colts.

Pats would be funny too I guess

Pats drafting a WR 1st would have people checking to see if Bill is having some Mitch McConnell glitch in the draft room.

Alternatively, Bill is having one of those glitches and somebody else says, "Finnally, we can draft a wide receiver for once!"

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
News:
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1697340341945319930?s=20

Views:
:geno:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Kirk Cousins winning the Super Bowl for the Vikings would be an all-timer.

You know his HoF acceptance speech will revolve around a play of his infamous "You like that?!?" outburst.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Barry Bluejeans posted:

Depends, did you drive or take the bus?

I take the bus until the driver gets shot by a scared passenger, then I take over and try to keep it going over 55mph lest the bomb attached to it explodes.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

:captainpop:
:chanpop:
:boom:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Thanks to modern AI & computer technology, we now have a picture of Patrick Mahomes' future son:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Acebuckeye13 posted:

2023 NFL Hot Seats: Calamity Gannon

IDGI

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I figured it was a Legend of Zelda reference but I haven't played any of them since the N64 so if it's some Tears of the Kingdom joke it whooshed me.

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