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Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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i believe that it is important to avoid infection with severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2

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Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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pillsburysoldier posted:

What long covid treatments exist that are any good?

alcohol

wanking

death

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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Whites
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Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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i don't think every post in this thread should have to come with footnotes with supporting evidence for why it was (a) just a shitpost/tounge-in cheek, (b) a uh "witty" reference to thread lore, (c) exaggerated for comedic effect or due to exasperation, (d) the product of a sound and normal mind, as evidenced by links [1],[2], and [3], just so that it can't be interpreted in the most bad-faith way possible.

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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"after"

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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Bastard Tetris posted:

I’ve made literal millions of dollars combating a global pandemic

can i have some money

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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you miss 100% of the shots you don't take

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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ho fan posted:

CPU Abuser was banned

glad you agree that the system of checks and balances we have in place is working perfectly

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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imo i would rather this gets litigated here instead of SAD, because at least you avoid the 9999 people piling in to say "i never read the thread but if what i'm seeing here is accurate..."

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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like there were people in the sad thread who thought that gxl was the one threatening to buy a gun

and there seemed to be a few who thought paxlovid was on par with horse paste

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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i don't know how to feel about the idea of having a boss who also knows about the somethingawful.com forums

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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i think i hate it?

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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BCR posted:

We had a neighbour send their 4 year old around the block giving a toilet roll per house if they needed it. It was nice but also wtf to look down and have a small boy go 'want a roll' waving a 3 ply.

i saw that japanese netflix show

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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yeah i'm not a leper's colony sicko or anything, but i don't think i've seen a lot of "bad report" probes being handed out, let alone 30 day-ers

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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iu've had too much whiskey on a thursday afternoon and i'm going to log off now goodbye

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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i am experiencing fractal geometry lols from the sad revelations today. machine elf lmaos.

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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even the good naomi has bad takes sometimes

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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i honestly would have said he died in like 1983. getting mandela effect-ed over here

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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Dick Zout for Harambe

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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Dick Assman, from Regina

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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kojima-rear end world

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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buy him an account

and then ban+365

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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the "L" was for "Liver"! she was trying to warn you!

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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MKII "toasty!" guy, except he says "CRISPR!"

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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biceps crimes posted:

alcoholism sucks rear end and will really gently caress you up

skill issue

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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re-evaluating my "any mask is better than no mask" stance

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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unhinged lunatics in the covid thread are boofing masks now. end this madness!!

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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it's "ma", which is good, and it's "nulife", which is also good! ma-nulife jerry!

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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haha, thank god we're not weird about our physical appearance anymore

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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does that mean people have been unretiring too, since the start of the year. and no one's studying anymore

seems mild and sustainable

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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NeonPunk posted:

Say, it's been a while, did the CDC ever came out with the life expectancy data? Lmao

looks like 2022 estimates are due in "TBD 10/23"

https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/pressroom/calendar/2023_schedule.htm

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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finally covid is funny

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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after 5 infections, all the mice retired early

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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japan has had the weirdest covid waves, unlike anywhere else.



just increasingly bad, since the start. this last one looks like it's finally broken the trend though.

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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just tell em your kid is a benjamin button; he's actually your dad. hipaa means they can't question this.

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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moderately interesting polls from the guardian australia:



victoria is the state that had the longest, hardest, girthiest lockdowns outside of china. WA also went hard. seems like people loved it at the time, but have soured on it 2 years on.



cool that fully 1 in 6 people are cooked. and where's my "i don't believe the numbers; the whole thing is MUCH WORSE" doomer option.

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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lol they bumped it back another month

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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you americans have no idea how good you had it with free/cheap pax, and it being reasonably accessible. clearly this was a bureaucratic mistake someone made, just took a long time to get it sorted out.

good to see the natural order of things is restored, and us healthcare regains its rightful position of "worst"

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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what is the deal with the death drive to go to florida

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Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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37 days to year 5

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