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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

SatansOnion posted:

feh, you all talk a big game about elitism but I have yet to see any of you pull off a single Superkick, much less an entire Superkick Party

buncha jabronis itt

I'm really more of an Orange Cassidy guy.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Add a bit (a lot) of vodka to your Orange Julius for a real mall experience.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Football? Reconstituted orange juice? Alcoholism? The Mall..

Which piles of rotting refuse do you people call home that would you consider these things to be status symbols?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Football? Reconstituted orange juice? Alcoholism? The Mall..

Which piles of rotting refuse do you people call home that would you consider these things to be status symbols?

It's 1983 suburban Chicago.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Three Olives posted:

Me: *Typing furiously on the phone.*

Husband: "Oh, I'm sorry, I was cold, I turned the air up to 70."

Me: "Wait, what? I'm making labels for fruit..."



Buying Great Value lime juice. Can you not afford actual limes? Did you spend all your money on Gatorade and Diet Coke?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

redshirt posted:

It's 1983 suburban Chicago.

Ah, well. I suppose you're doing your best. Here's $100, perhaps you can buy a bottle of wine and forget your troubles for the evening.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Ah, well. I suppose you're doing your best. Here's $100, perhaps you can buy a bottle of wine and forget your troubles for the evening.

100 dollars in 1983 is buying a LOT of wine.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Looking at 3Os fridge is like some uncanny valley poo poo.

There is an incredible amount of shredded cheese in there. I'm counting 8 bags. Also, there's both skim and whole milk, approximately a gallon of each. And possibly another carton of heavy cream next to the milk.

The dairy being consumed in this house is startling. Looks like another tub of either feta? or ricotta? below the blue water bottle.

Aside from that there is very little actual food it seems. There is spray butter, BBQ sauce tubs from nuggets, lime and lemon juice, squeezy grape jelly, an insane amount of soda, and instant cappuccino.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



You use Winblows? Geez....download a Linux distro, noob!
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You use [insert non-Arch or Gentoo distro]? What are you, some sort of noob baby?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
oh - you still wear shoes? i guess not everyone's cut out for the barefoot life, but still... whew

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Poohs Packin posted:

Looking at 3Os fridge is like some uncanny valley poo poo.

There is an incredible amount of shredded cheese in there. I'm counting 8 bags. Also, there's both skim and whole milk, approximately a gallon of each. And possibly another carton of heavy cream next to the milk.

The dairy being consumed in this house is startling. Looks like another tub of either feta? or ricotta? below the blue water bottle.

Aside from that there is very little actual food it seems. There is spray butter, BBQ sauce tubs from nuggets, lime and lemon juice, squeezy grape jelly, an insane amount of soda, and instant cappuccino.

We have a Ninja Creami, I'm going to make a bunch of vanilla frozen base this weekend to store in the freezer for quite a while, hence the cream and whole milk. Also I am lactose intolerant and Lactaid milk is ultra-pasteurized so it lasts like 2-3 months in the fridge. The tub is leftover white rice, also the fridge is full of fresh fruit and vegetables.

We cook almost every night, so we rarely have actual food you can eat without preparing something besides fresh fruit for snacking.

Three Olives fucked around with this message at 00:53 on Sep 10, 2023

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

"Father says I get a sailboat if I graduate"

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Three Olives posted:

I am lactose intolerant

so bigoted, do better

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Football? Reconstituted orange juice? Alcoholism? The Mall..

Which piles of rotting refuse do you people call home that would you consider these things to be status symbols?

you think a Superkick Party is about football? smh

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

and while I'm at it, Orange Cassidy is Freshly Squeezed. it's part of his gimmick, God, get it right dummies

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

That outdoor Santa Barbara Mall.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

I've got a Breville Oracle at home which I've got dialed in with the house espresso blend from the roasters down the road.

Im flying to the US soon and am legit worried about having to drink Folgers from a 10 year old plastic percolator.

Its shocking how few places in the US can actually pull a decent espresso shot. Also what's the obsession with dark roasts?

Its the classic American "more is more" mentality. They want a "bold and robust" coffee because they're bold and robust people. Maybe chill out. Sitting at a Cafe for an hour drinking a decent cup of coffee doesn't turn you gay. It's actually a very decent and simple pleasure most of the world enjoys.

I just know that someone is going to want to meet at Starbucks.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

SatansOnion posted:

you think a Superkick Party is about football? smh

How dare you insinuate that I've ever thought of a "Superkick Party" before in my life. I presumed it was about football because, well, what other pastimes does your class indulge in? Besides drinking.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


redshirt posted:

"Father says I get a sailboat if I graduate"

You'd better start working on building a crude log raft then. And you can use all of your failed papers to plug the holes!

Organic Lube User
Apr 15, 2005

Can't be properly elitist anymore unless you're diddling kids.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Organic Lube User posted:

...

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Unfortunate name/post combo.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Organic Lube User posted:

Can't be properly elitist anymore unless you're diddling kids.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Yet another half-wit that doesn't understand the basic premise of an ITT thread and accidentally accuses themselves of a monstrous crime.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
bit doesn't work without the star

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

YOU WILL ALL KNEEL BEFORE ME! (j/k)

Organic Lube User
Apr 15, 2005

Private Cumshoe posted:

bit doesn't work without the star

Mods don't like being impersonated

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

redshirt posted:

"Father says I get a sailboat if I graduate"

A sailboat? How quaint :)

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

YeahTubaMike posted:

A sailboat? How quaint :)

Powered boats are for the nouveau riche

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
if you don't kon-tiki you don't rate much with me

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


A walking eyeball avatar? like we're in the 80's and you've only just discovered The Residents?!

Pathetic.

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS
A Residents reference? How commonplace. A true avant-garde music aficionado would rather listen to Renaldo and the Loaf.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Don't tell me how to raise my Mitten Mast

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUkym8Z1xus

My Dad Nintendo
Oct 7, 2005


The loud lady has quite a nose

"We chose to be on the ground floor lmao

Olives was born to win this thread

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Hammu-rob-i posted:

The loud lady has quite a nose

"We chose to be on the ground floor lmao

Olives was born to win this thread

He's too nouveau riche

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

3O has stock standard Midwestern DINK taste and is embarrassingly proud of it.

Hes the type who thinks "We stayed in the park at Disney" is a flex.

Poohs Packin fucked around with this message at 08:23 on Sep 12, 2023

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Hey I just wanted you all to know that you're a constant disappointment for me and you'll never amount to anything you horrible little wastes of vital resources.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Bloody revolting scum bags all of you. go throw yourse;lves in the municipl dumpster

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
The municipal dumpster?! With all the common trash?! Oh ho ho, I can’t even bear to think about it.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I HATE YOU I HATE YOUAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHH

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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Poohs Packin posted:

3O has stock standard Midwestern DINK taste and is embarrassingly proud of it.

Hes the type who thinks "We stayed in the park at Disney" is a flex.

LOL if you think staying at a Disney hotel even remotely registers as a notable travel experience for me.

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