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Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
Look at my lawyer I'm going to jail dawg

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Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
love to make apost

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
Change the name to Space Goons: A Delta Sqad Joint

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
I nominate Team Racecar

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007

A Bad King posted:

Okay. Firing it off into the ether. Badger Hunt. How would you set up a pvp escort vs hunter game? My default is 10v10+1 (team badger gets a badger), with a set ISK pool for each team for buying and equipping Tech I ships.

Basic Badger Hunt:
  • Team Badger is 10 ships, plus one badger. The badger is not included in the ISK pool and can be blinged out as much as the badger wishes.
  • Team Boar wants to eat the badger. 10 ships.
  • Team Badger needs to escort the Badger back to the badger's den. Team Boar wants to eat the badger.
  • Game ends when the badger explodes or returns to its den.
  • Starting point and Den are 500km from one another; the Den is a can. The starting point is a can.
  • The Boar can initiate conflict with the badger when the badger is 5km away from its starting point, from the start of the hunt.
  • The Badger shall not fit a MWD.
  • The Boars shall not web the Badger.
  • No member of either fleet shall utilize T2 technology or any meta module higher than 4.
  • Team Badger may utilize T2 logistics Frigate hull to a max of 2 in fleet, with t2/meta 5 remote reps max.
  • EWAR is permissible.
  • ISK pool may need to be play tested; I’m thinking at most 100m each 10
  • player group.
  • Badger may need a speed limit; explained as the badger having a full belly and cannot move so fast no more right now.

BADGER VS. BADGER alternative:
  • Two teams. Team Badger A and Team Badger B.
  • Teams start with no ammo/no lenses/no drones. You must scrounge for ammo found in random cans throughout the field.
  • Start off 500km from one another.
  • Teams must kill one another’s singular Badger.
  • Same rules as above. No webbing the Badger. The Badgers may fit whatever they wish. 


This would be played among teams that are blue toward one another.

Just go to w6v

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
nice meltdown

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
delta sqad won the war

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
nice meltdown

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
protip: no one is going to look down on you if you stop playing eve

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007

Phlegmish posted:

Huh. It's very strange to contemplate a GSF not headed by the Mittani. I started playing EVE in 2020, so he's all I've ever known. The man was a good leader in the sense that he undeniably had charisma and was an excellent public speaker, but I guess that's the sort of person that will often have skeletons in their closet.

Anyway, I mostly just wanted to verify if GoonWaffe and GSF were still on the up-and-up and going strong. Relieved to hear that that's the case. I have no plans to lose EVE in the near future, but I'll be there as soon as that Horn of Goondor gets blown again.

we won, my dude

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
no one wants to mine veldspar anymore because of wokeness

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007

psilocybin laden posted:

gently caress me i've been trying to think of a good dril post for like six hours and you made it in like a minute

D name supremacy, m8

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007

A Bad King posted:

This thread keeps opening a trash bin and dumping its contents over itself, again and again. It's both disappointing and hilarious when a toddler does it once, but we're all well into the back pain from making GBS threads too hard phase of life. Could you specific posters who want to discuss IMPERIUM, A SPACE OPERA GUILD WITH A SCHISMATIC DELTA FORCE, do so elsewhere? Is that a big ask, am I wrong?

The EVE thread could theoretically be good for folks returning to the classic game that evokes positive memories for them in their late XX's.

Remember POS's they're still here and they're as boring as ever. You even fuel them with stront! What's a fuel block?

This is our toilet and we will bathe however we please in here

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
nice meltdown

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
The quake 2 soundtrack fuckin slaps

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
beavis online and all the characters are soime variation of cornholio

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
Folks our celestial lord in heaven has blessed me with a vision that it is now adam and steve and not adam and EVE because eve online the second genesis sucks so much rear end

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
delta sqad already did new world and paying rent sucks

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007


Yeah, I’m in kind of a weird mood myself. I was on my way down here, I stopped at a convenience citadel. I’m waiting in line to pay and the guy in front of me puts down a dozen rifters, two big bags of Mindflood, one of those cheap-o one-gallon bottles of Quafe and a nasty rotting banana. He turns to the clerk and says to him “my jump clone just had an operation; she can only eat certain things.” I look at him and I go “yeah right, what did she have a bong hit transplant?”

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
nice meltdown

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
what about the goonfucker ascii?

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007

psilocybin laden posted:

i am logging into eve online

nice meltown

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

There are some in BARVE leadership who genuinely believe that if the game's servers were better, they would have won Beeitnam and every time this came up when I was in BARVE I just rolled my eyes

Delta sqad won the war so hard that we reverse infiltrated brave's upper echelons multiple times on accident

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
nice meltdown

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
nice meltdown

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
nice meltdown

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
Helloooooooooooo Havre de Space

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
You should all be ashamed of yourselves

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
Nice meltdown

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007

SMEGMA_MAIL posted:

Say what you want about pandemic horde but I've had more fun for less isk while in pandemic horde than any other corporation.
https://zkillboard.com/kill/71334644/

Bless your heart

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
Love to activate with my favorite brands

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
Leave: Online

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
just send more corp mails porblem solved

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007

hailthefish posted:

Tuzy is my Titan character. I do not normally log into him, hardly ever. Random alliance members who don't understand Tuzy isnt my main and aren't as familiar with Jabber send EveMails to Tuzy when they need help with something related to GSOL. For the last 6 months, as Delta squad has kept up their non-stop spamming of GoonWaffe corp mail, something that hadn't been allowed within the corp, for years, it has caused me to not be able to use the login screen anymore to see if I had any mail. You see, hardly anyone would ever send evemail to Tuzy, but occasionally, like once or twice a month, someone would. I would then log in Tuzy, and respond, edcuating the person it was better to send me a forums PM or jabber PM if they needed me. However, Delta dumb gimmick has made the "Evemail on the login screen" function effectivley useless to me and I have to now log Tuzy in every day just to clear a bunch of loving useless mail. Its infurtiating. Can you guys please find some other stupid gimmick to occupy your time and stop creating more work for me, who already has too many loving things to do?

men will whine about corp mails instead of going to therapy

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
nice meltdown

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
corpse mails

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
D name supremacy

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007

Baron of Bad News posted:

Tuzy is my Titan character. I do not normally log into him, hardly ever. Random alliance members who don't understand Tuzy isnt my main and aren't as familiar with Jabber send EveMails to Tuzy when they need help with something related to GSOL. For the last 6 months, as Delta squad has kept up their non-stop spamming of GoonWaffe corp mail, something that hadn't been allowed within the corp, for years, it has caused me to not be able to use the login screen anymore to see if I had any mail.You see, hardly anyone would ever send evemail to Tuzy, but occasionally, like once or twice a month, someone would. I would then log in Tuzy, and respond, edcuating the person it was better to send me a forums PM or jabber PM if they needed me.However, Delta dumb gimmick has made the "Evemail on the login screen" function effectivley useless to me and I have to now log Tuzy in every day just to clear a bunch of loving useless mail. Its infurtiating. Can you guys please find some other stupid gimmick to occupy your time and stop creating more work for me, who already has too many loving things to do?

Some of my finest work

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Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
How do you solve a problem like Alia?

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