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Tesseraction posted:Isn't this Rees-Moggs constituency? No, his is the next one along
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Oct 26, 2023 14:43
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It has been extremely depressing to see financially-solvent districts, who were providing services above the usual lovely baseline, get decimated to bail out the other, non-solvent ones (for all of 5 minutes). It would seem the whole purpose of the unitary exercise is to turn struggling districts into financial black holes that destroy their neighbours 
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Oct 26, 2023 14:54
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Oct 26, 2023 21:09
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luv debates ate bias
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Oct 26, 2023 21:19
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You know how I know GB News isn't bias? Because the Pontins-level musical act hired specifically to commend the host says so
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Oct 26, 2023 22:17
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Tesseraction posted:Finally Britain's crypto boom is upon us. Rishi was right! In a bizarre stroke of luck, due to the government's incompetence, cryptosporidium is the kind of crypto it has been investing in, and this is a huge boost for the UK economy. Unfortunately it does mean that all business is now transacted by squirting hot jets of liquid shite into each other's--- 
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Oct 27, 2023 09:52
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Say whatever else you like about them, but those thieves have a lot of spunk
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Oct 27, 2023 20:29
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I'm sad snooty game devs deprived the world of Doctor Clownius
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Oct 30, 2023 09:48
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Means-tested Palestinian state where you apply for citizenship on an app that doesn't work E:, gently caress beaten by 3 seconds
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Oct 31, 2023 13:26
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He's not wrong, but he's also talking about himself, so doubly not wrong
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Oct 31, 2023 15:34
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Kieth is straight gone off 20 points ahead in the polls. He's absolutely off his tits on electability
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Oct 31, 2023 16:20
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Work is good for you chat: Jfc the image in the tweet that ghoul is responding to breaks my heart
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Oct 31, 2023 18:14
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What's the best union to join as a public sector worker?
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Nov 1, 2023 11:59
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keep punching joe posted:David Lammy is a real peice of poo poo tldr, it's not a war crime if you bomb the poo poo out of civilians as long as you get a couple soldiers with the splash damage
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Nov 1, 2023 16:29
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Can't believe the wokerati made Interview With The Vampire gay Worlds gone mad
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Nov 1, 2023 21:45
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Horizontal rain in the southwest
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Nov 2, 2023 12:14
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"The IDF righteously destroys the Hamas animals" sitting right alongside "aha, those child corpses are all being CGIed in sophisticated underground fortresses" is blowing my mind right now. It shouldn't, because I know this kind of doublethink is a long-documented feature of fascism, but it is
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Nov 2, 2023 16:09
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The poppy being the national flower of Palestine sounds like someone tried to create a Total Perspective Vortex for libs
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Nov 3, 2023 10:53
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Has anyone said Beer Starmer yet How about Keirwürztraminer How about Leader of the Alcopopposition
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Nov 3, 2023 13:17
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keep punching joe posted:Boris called him that in PMQs after the whole korma pandemic party at his affair partners office. Good to know I'm less funny than Boris
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Nov 3, 2023 14:16
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fuctifino posted:The dwarf has made a statement ALRIGHT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I WANNA SEE YOU DESTROY THIS FUCKIN PLACE THIS NEXT SONG IS CALLED DESECRATE THE CENOTAAAAAAAPH *blastbeat*
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Nov 3, 2023 14:18
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The best part about the Somerset Gimp is that he told the arresting officers “I’m not a gimp, I don’t own a gimp suit, I’m not in a gimp suit" then the cops immediately found all his gimp suits and the self-insert fiction he'd written about wearing a gimp suit and becoming the Somerset Gimp
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Nov 4, 2023 01:33
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Somerset Gimp posted:I never intended to cause those people harm or distress Grauniad posted:[In his journals] He wrote that the face was like “something out of a horror film” that would “scare the life out of anyone”. 
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Nov 4, 2023 12:51
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Put the plug in and sit in a little puddle and pretend you're a Shaolin monk sitting under a waterfall
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Nov 4, 2023 21:39
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smellmycheese posted:So did this guy. Netanyahu has now removed him from cabinet for presumably admitting Israel has nukes LOL, he came up with a different country by looking at an alphabetical list and picking the one immediately before Israel
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Nov 5, 2023 10:53
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Failed Imagineer posted:I uhhh don't think that's why happyhippy posted:Nah, Ireland govt has been vocal that its wrong what Israel are doing. Ah, I missed that. Good on them
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Nov 5, 2023 11:17
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Your hate name is the name of your first childhood pet and the street you grew up on
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Nov 5, 2023 15:02
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Spam porn?
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Nov 7, 2023 22:58
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If enough people start narrowing their eyes at the kids puffing on their Pineapple Ice Lost Marys, their field of vision will be restricted such that they won't see all the school walls dissolving like prawn crackers in the rain
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Nov 8, 2023 00:47
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grobbo posted:On Braverman: 
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Nov 9, 2023 12:47
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Uh oh, Rishi has "full confidence" in Swells 
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Nov 9, 2023 19:54
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The Terry's Chocolate Mint doesn't loving work. Mint isn't loving spherical
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Nov 9, 2023 23:11
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I bet Hitler made the Keir Starmer serious decisions face as he signed the Aktion T4 note
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Nov 10, 2023 14:09
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I thought it was when you really badly need a poo poo while wearing a hula skirt
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Nov 10, 2023 14:35
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grobbo posted:https://twitter.com/flying_rodent/status/1723281273852973141/photo/1 Trying to scrutinise and compare the sadboi-to-Jeffrey Dahmer ratio of the SS and Hamas. Totally normal adult behaviour e: lol, 2 seconds apart
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Nov 11, 2023 13:11
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Even if you grant the deranged premise that the SS were mostly just clock-punching drudges and Hamas are mostly Jeffrey Dahmers, I'd venture to suggest that the massive, industrial, state-sanctioned and -powered mechanism for wholesale butchery probably provided the ideal conditions to create, tolerate, enable, and valorise a growing number of Dahmers. And I'm sure the complexity of human psychology allows for someone to be both a clock-punching drudge and Jeffrey Dahmer depending on the day of the week. But who the gently caress cares! They were both still stacking corpses like loving cordwood and the state was going to ensure this happened regardless! And now we've got people trying to Inception themselves into the brains of long-dead murderers in order to prove that it's OK to JDAM the poo poo out of intensive care! It's such bullshit!
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Nov 11, 2023 14:05
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They'll have a hard time identifying most of those people - they have multicoloured horizontal lines instead of facial features!
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Nov 12, 2023 11:05
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I got jostled senseless at a Knocked Loose gig, but that was largely my fault for wading into the jostle pit
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keep punching joe posted:Michael Gove likes to gently caress. Inasmuch as releasing a cloud of milt over a clutch of eggs can be called "loving", yes
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