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Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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It's what's for dinner.
Did the government ban those tiny little cartridges of nitrous oxide? Because I don't see those all over the street any more.

But what I do see is big six packs of 640g NO canisters everywhere instead.

Another successful ban

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Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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They need labour do get in and do the unpopular thing of raising taxes and investing in the country, so that they can get back in afterwards and loot the freshly restored coffers

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Diet Crack posted:

What a lovely way to go

A lovely water go

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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But did you eat any tofu

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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forkboy84 posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2023/sep/05/germany-refuses-extradite-albanian-man-uk-jail-conditions

A court in Karlsruhe has refused to extradite a man accused of drug trafficking & money laundering because of the miserable state of British conditions.

loving hell

Lol tick another square on Failed State Bingo (the free square is "still has a goddamn monarchy")

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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We're at the tip of the heat penis

https://twitter.com/mikarantane/status/1698724178659041710?s=20

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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His Divine Shadow posted:

I hadn't noticed any extreme weather personally, except a lot of rain. Hate it.

love living in a log cabin in the woods
'ate rain
simple as.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Brendan Rodgers posted:

I thought it was legal to be naked in public in great britaine.

Despite what british political cartoons might have you believe,

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Gort posted:

Train more nurses

Nurse ready
Nurse ready
Nurse ready
Nurse ready
Unit lost
Nurse ready
Nurse ready
Nurse ready

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Obama chuckled.

fuctifino posted:

You mean piss diamonds?

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Lmao

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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And why has this article appeared now, you ask?

quote:

It has always been a problem when large numbers of people descend on a place, such as the visitors to Cheltenham races last month.

“For 51 weeks of the year in Cheltenham, no one would urinate against a wall in public at 10.30 in the morning,” says Max Wilkinson, a Cheltenham borough councillor. “During race week, it seems to be something that happens

Ah I see. Posh people have suddenly become affected.

Microplastics fucked around with this message at 09:58 on Sep 6, 2023

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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"what if we use splashback paint" is such a boneheaded idea. Absolutely no thought put into it whatsoever. But extremely typical of the British approach to a problem. "what if, instead of a preventative measure, we just use revenge?"

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Brendan Rodgers posted:

What if instead of confining the piss to pissing walls we instead have those people walk around in public covered in piss?

These people would consider that a win. They have been publicly shamed!

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Red paint, applied liberally to the guillotine blade

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Kid Harmer

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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smellmycheese posted:

The Wokes are coming for me meat and two veg!!



I looked into this and basically a charity did a poll, people on twitter doubted the poll, and the gbnews article is about those tweets

Also the article mentions nothing about wokery whatsoever, it's entirely in the headline

Oh and the article also wanted me to sign up to notifications and install an app.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Bobstar posted:

There's also a place called Wokingham, but nobody actually lives there. It's just a giant re-education centre for gammons.

:golfclap:

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Grey Hunter posted:

This is pretty massive - for those who don't know, the UK punches well above its weight in research, so this is access to a huge pool of money for UK research, and we get more back than we put in

Yeah but foreigners

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Pictured: Kier Starmer putting a policy back from whence it came

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Guavanaut posted:

In a sane world 'the Tony Blair Institute' would be a joke name for a prison.

For re-education, re-education, re-education?

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Well there's your problem - there's a body in it

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Oh it's a swan. I thought it was a (bleached?) human with head under water.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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If Blair was more left wing than corbyn they must really hate Blair and his crazy left wing ideas like nationalising everything

Right?

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Bobby Deluxe posted:

Always love to see someone get dragged back through a loophole.

"I'm not based in the UK, I shouldn't have to pay tax"

"You're literally a lord of the UK, shut the gently caress up Alan."

I'm honestly surprised being a lord doesn't simply exempt you from tax

Sounds like the kind of perk lordship would come with

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Kin posted:

banning migrants by taking them from their owners

How surprisingly abolishonist of her

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

well at my family gatherings we don't have a pedantic tedious rear end in a top hat

Why do you take a switched-on monitor to family gatherings

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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dog

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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tory bad

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Tesseraction posted:

yes I'm just laughing as the curse strikes freely

I was replying to Nuclear Spoon but you just HAD to make a post to get in the way didn't you :colbert:

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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sebzilla posted:

Yeah, this. I know he'd had some money worries a little while back but there was a new flavour post just the other day and I thought things were looking up.

He posted in this thread about some relationship problems he was having so I think there was a lot going on. I don't want to pry though.

Another good poster lost.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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You didn't post the best tweet. Hope you got some more :thermidor:s lined up!


Edit: ok it's probably the same tweet but the text quote is for anyone who isn't going to play the clip

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Failed Imagineer posted:

After posting here for years I'm not sure if I know any more about UK politics, but I know loads more about different things you can shove up your arse

The only time I've ever had a general anaesthetic is because I shoved something up my arse. You can all delight in knowing that you paid in part, via taxes and the magic of the NHS, for its removal

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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would you like to see an infuriating clip of retired boomers gawking at classic cars while talking about how their pensions have benefitted from inflation

since 2010,
pensions up 14%
working age benefits down 9%


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GnXmUJ5Tco

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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NotJustANumber99 posted:

Vine is a menace

This post is withering on the vine

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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OwlFancier posted:

Massive jeans are great, and I have worn a chain on my trousers every day of my life (that I have been wearing trousers) since I was a teenager.

I don't care as long as hoodies never go out of fashion.

If the world turns its back on hoodies I will burn the world down

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Dabir posted:

The women were also doing that IIRC

Huh, well remembered. Do you also recall how they built the pyramids

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Jakabite posted:

Fashion wise I’m enormously pleased cyberpunk stuff is kinda making inroads. Or it is if l have anything to do with it :colbert:

I'm always unreasonably excited when the Antichrist club in London does a cyberpunk night

The cyberdreads get to make an appearance hell yes

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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killerwhat posted:

You don’t have to wait for nights with that specific theme. You could wear them to any event!

E: I will actually be going to Antichrist this month. No idea what the theme is. Gonna wear mesh and fishnet regardless.

Oh I do, but it's better when the theme is on.

This month doesn't have a theme. Hmm maybe I'll come to this one

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Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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NotJustANumber99 posted:

what is a cyberdread? plaited cat5 cable?

I'm gonna break my "don't post pics of myself on SA" rule this once but only because I'm basically unrecognisable (unless you see me at Antichrist)



So you can all have a good laugh at that (I adore the cyberpunk style though)

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