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Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

:yeshaha:

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Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

now this is a drat trump thread

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Buddykins posted:

gently caress you

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Mustached Demon posted:

Another one? Better bless this thread too

Hail Satan

another one? no, the only one

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Aino Minako posted:

to the tune of “shoop” by salt-n-pepa:


toop

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Bearjew posted:

too many turp threads

this is the only turp thread

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

a.lo posted:

I would try to close my thread but the mods wouldn’t let me? Now all of a sudden they close it themselves?? Make up your drat minds

RandomBlue posted:

no

shut up

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

2DCAT posted:

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Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

tacodaemon posted:

the sign says Poo Street but google maps identifies it as Fart Road. make it make sense!




lmfao

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Spoondick posted:

i wanted to play stardew valley but the kid has some stupid "homework" or some poo poo and needs to use the computer, this sucks

owned

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Turdfuzz posted:

i wish we still banned ppl

bookmarking this post for later

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007


*bonk*

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

MLK Ultra posted:

My parrot is in the "If you're not going to let me feed you, I'm just gonna sit on the pillow next to you and preen the ever living gently caress out of it while staring at you" time of the year. It's all fun and games until you see the Harrison's gurge coming on.

aww your bird loves you


Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Ol sakkman posted:

What if we only made good posts?

impossible

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

euphronius posted:

just noticed I was posting in different trump threads without noticing

:sad:

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

how do you post in a different trump thread when there is only one trump thread lol

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

crime fighting hog posted:

pretty interesting to put an emu in your letterhead considering your country lost a war to them

it's only fair that the victor gets on the letterhead

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Slumfrog posted:

wait what?

how have i lived here for decades and never heard this. it rules, very aussie. plausible but could well be a pisstake, simultaneously quite clever and eye rollingly stupid, sounds profound, is very likely bullshit made up on the spur of the moment after the fact. also no one really knows or cares about it.

artists impression of the creation of the crest:

"poo poo Nev, I represented the shield with this shield, but how the hell am i gonna represent the droiving ethos of continuous societal progress on the fuckin shield? I need sumthin that's always goin forward. Whaddya reckon?"

Nev looks around, thinks for a bit. Scratches

"Ya ever see a roo goin backwards?"

....

"Fuuuuuuuuck, bloody genius you are. Ok, a roo. Need one for the other side. What other animals don't go around backwards?"

"... all of them I think."

"Yeah... gently caress it, emu, she'll do. comin to the pub?"

"We're at the pub mate."

"Bewdy."


Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

Found this weird rear end porny youtube channel.
The thumbnail is a sideway woman, and who is wearing a dress, but from the waist down is naked, and the picture cuts off right before the vaginal folds.

And five videos have that thumbnail. But the video is a 31 second thing, about plants.


https://www.youtube.com/@Shutoty/videos

:chloe:


Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Rubellavator posted:

I'M ON TRUMPO, SO LEAVE ME ALONE

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

gently caress this poo poo rear end moron country

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007


greetings

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

i'm getting sixering pfc withdrawals

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007


how the gently caress did i know that was wicked game like two notes in

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007


ok

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

CODChimera posted:

why so many new posts today?

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Buddykins posted:

if i ever kill myself i want this to be the last song i ever listen to. I loving love this song.

buddykins don't kill yourself please

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007


Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

put a clown nose on her and I'll be fine with those "porky pins". Awooga!

bookmarking this post for later

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

2DCAT posted:

Pisssssssssssssss???

:hai:

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

tenderjerk posted:

everyone walked everywhere and no one ate any preservatives

some european places are like this to this day

salt

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

This squirrel was extremely pissed off at me for some reason (sound on)

https://i.imgur.com/YTK6e8d.mp4

for some reason

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

pisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

mdemone posted:

it's his tree! he's supposed to be there!

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Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

veepfake posted:

this tree was made for you and me

veepfake posted:

maybe that's what the squirrel was trying to tell you

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