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Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Vim Fuego posted:


Ranger is wearing socks. No idea why, but he is

him feet cold

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Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Bethamphetamine posted:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1699567691307065444

The star spangled banner was a poem by Francis Scott Key

"warfare" and "poetry" probably dont have a very long relationship. i dont think the two have been intertwined since the dawn of spoken word, at least thats not what they teach at alabama football man school. i think its a new woke thing.

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


lets do a quick google search of every chud;s most favorite homoerotic warrior culture

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/surprising-artistic-life-ancient-sparta-180978756/

sounds like the spartans were sorta woke minus all the slavery. maybe woke slavery?

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Spoondick posted:

we've largely replaced physical communities with online communities and the stated problems with online communication and also the fact that online communications mostly lack empathy, body language, pheromone exchange, etc which completely alter the resulting communities

cant like or share the wrong thing on facebook or else a thumb man wearing oakleys you went to school with back in 1994 will cry laugh emoji at you and call you bad names, and this is a powerful enough motivation to turn (or keep) people into assholes

it's ironic too because I feel like the people most susceptible to this are the ones who always yammered on about not posting your identity online and not believing everything you read etc

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:



Hope they fry whoever killed that cop

police departments: assaulting working dogs is just as bad as assaulting an officer

also police departments: we had to euthanize this dog due to some unfortunate incidents/bad behavior, also please do not consider the logical ramifications of this

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Donowd jay twomp

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


the milk machine posted:

i mean i believe he gave the order to turn it off or w/e, but it's because he hates biden and at the time had been complaining about not getting paid for starlink. he just did it without considering any consequences because he's a dumb baby and also a right winger, same as the rest of his decisions

Iirc the terminals and service were bought and paid for so he is just making poo poo up

I like the comparison where if you ignore the musk cult of personality veneer this would be like if raytheon unilaterally made tomahawks not work in the vicinity of the south china sea or something and not bothering to tell the navy about it. if I were the dod I'd think twice about sending the dumb boer bitch any more contracts!

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Can't believe we were deprived of seeing ol ladybugs get indicted

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011



homie in the stands went home with a home run ball!

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


paraprofessionals are people that go to corporate development retreats wearing balaclavas and green headbands that say "death to bankers and mbas long live homeroom"

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


bebop esq posted:

yeah i really don't get it


people say "power is addictive" but i dunno, do these people have *that* much power as individuals? even still, go play golf until you croak or whatever god drat

they cant retire. theyre natural leaders, they have to serve... if they werent in power who else but them could lead??? grandma and grandpas at the vanguard of society, leading us into the future one re:re:re facebook share ata time...

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


only make burgs at home cuz the real good poo poo noone else sells so i gotta do it myself (bleu cheese crumbles, arugula tossed in a lemon oil vinaigrette, caramelized onions, bacon, bbq sauce, brioche)

i'll erase a freddy's double bacon steakburger any day of the week though

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Filthy Hans posted:

I've been Bating since I was a teen and I still need progressive lenses

Youve been doin the one that CAUSES blindness not fixes it!

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


i just wanted to ddate hostesses...

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Goin to Antarctica to cross the ice wall, somehow trekking overland across the South Pole, arriving at the opposite shore of Antarctica, and somehow sailing across to land getting yourself all hyped up about meeting some Atlanteans who sound suspiciously Australian

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


theres an escaped murderer roamin around armed with a stolen gun? better post a big bounty so all the local tough guys start roaming around with their guns too. maybe theyll all lasso each other

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011



Was gonna make a "bom _____" joke but he already said it lol

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011



Why are they still on about this. Weed has like an 80% approval rate. It's a settled issue, no one gives a poo poo

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


External Organs posted:

Can any of you nerds help me solve the Three Doggy Problem

(Soon to be a major motion picture)

Strap the smallest one to the back of the intermediate sized one and strap them both to the back of the largest dog and walk the largest one only. Next.

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


We've spent tens of thousands of years selectively breeding wolves and wild dogs to be more docile.... what if we bred them to be more aggressive as a joke?

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


smoobles posted:

why would you choose to poo poo your pants whne you are literally already in the bathroom

Sitting down on the toilet loudly making GBS threads in fear & hollaring at the drain snake flailing out of your shower

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Threads a loving mess tonight across the board, nite crew showing their rear end!

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Maybe plinkey should agogloplize for soliciting posters' addresses

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Good luck finding the stealth jet on autopilot lmao

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Plinkey concerned about an old post with spurious and false allegations making him look bad so he goes and makes new posts definitively making him look like a drunk idiot with bad judgement

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011



only one man can eat them before they eat us, but he's been punished in our time of need

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Donowd won't join all the loser nobodies and the nerd from florida on a stage where they all want to whine and cry at him. It's because he's afraid!

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011



making universally accepted-to-be-gross food as tradition. delicious! its called "poo poo on shingle" and we make it every week because we always have!

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


north americans fed up with everything being too expensive and growing increasingly deranged with escalating gun violence and continue to deny climate change, south americans fed up with escalating gun violence and climate change so they want to come to america where theres lots of jobs.... whati f we all just switched continents :thunk:

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


*in the nerdiest most contrarian voice possible* I think of the franks, visigoths, and huns every single day

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


UFOTacoMan posted:



RALEIGH, N.C. (AP) — North Carolina's legislature has passed a bill requiring age verification on websites that publish material considered harmful to minors as lawmakers worked long hours this week to approve a state budget and other proposals.

The legislation, which passed the Senate and House Thursday with overwhelming bipartisan support, would require any company that intentionally distributes sexually explicit material to verify that the viewer is 18 years or older by using a commercially available database.

It now heads to Democratic Gov. Roy Cooper, who could sign it, veto it or let it become law without his signature. The strong bipartisan support indicates it will likely become law.

Companies are prohibited under the bill from retaining identifying information about an individual once they’ve been granted access to the website.

The legislation allows the parent of a minor to sue a company that violates the law by allowing their child to access sexually explicit material. Any adult whose personal information is retained by one of these websites also has grounds to sue.


Similar age verification requirements passed by other state legislatures have had varied success in court.

A federal judge struck down a Texas law requiring age verification and health warnings to view pornographic websites earlier this month and blocked the state attorney general’s office from enforcing it. The judge agreed with claims that the law violated free speech rights and was overbroad and vague.

In Utah, a state law requiring adult websites to verify the age of their users remains in effect after a federal judge in August dismissed a lawsuit from an industry group challenging its constitutionality. The judge noted the law does not direct the state to pursue or prosecute adult websites and instead gives Utah residents the power to sue them and collect damages.

State Sen. Amy Galey, an Alamance County Republican who introduced the North Carolina proposal, said age verification is an important tool that the state should be using to protect children.

“Moms and dads across the state of North Carolina are striving to protect their children from online predators in a number of different ways by monitoring their child’s use, by putting parental controls on their electronics,” Galey said during floor debate Thursday. “This will give them another important way where they can work to keep their children safe.”

https://www.citizen-times.com/story...n=snd-autopilot

They did this poo poo in Virginia and what ends up happening is the site just refuses service period since it's too big a hassle

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


CaptainBeefart posted:

This might be an unpopular opinion but they don't make appliances like they used to.

your right. theyre better now

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011



They're gonna devour it all as steak seasoning

Who among us cannot sympathize

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Louisgod posted:

my pussy brings all the boys to the foyer, drat right, it smells like citrus bergamot

That's not even the right amount of syllables! :argh:

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Would be real cool+funny if Vivek just gets known as "the dumb guy", like trump was dumb inherently but he's known more as a "crazy" or "dangerous" guy which gives him edge. Dumb Vivek? Can't market that, just this dumb guy wasting oxygen up there

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


if they can go after toop jrs fishing cabin llc, they can go after YOUR fishing cabin llc!

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


*cracks knucks sitting down at desk* cant wait to log on to the Donald Trump Thread and see disgusting stromboli slop, read about some drunk guy trying to gently caress restaurant coworkers, and a guy in pittsburgh talking about his bike and house all the time

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


VideoKid posted:

I had to stop reading GBS for awhile cause he would make every thread about his coffee machine or HOA

there are a lot of similarities between 3O and PFC, for example, there are three (3) olives, and PFC has three (3) initials in his username

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Donna di Trunppos

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Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Scarabrae posted:

is that mount doom?

More like Mount? Doom!

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