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Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

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remember when oil and gas asked biden for an insane amount of drilling permits and he said actually here's extra

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Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
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I think about Barack "the Islamic shock" Hussein superallah Obama a lot

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

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fully thought the desert in the bottom left was gonna be called the shifting sands lmao

also lol i didn't know isis came from the third earth layer that explains why it's been so hard to defeat them in syria

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

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pulling barron trump behind a small airplane like an advertising banner to deport him

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

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Louisgod posted:

satire is dead

e: yes he said undocumented but still

"they came here legally though" :smug:

this is just their way to start deporting undesirables of all kinds regardless of status

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

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insane clown pussy posted:

that guy's political fate is decided by a bunch of corn-swollen rubes who call karaoke "karokee"

which is why i genuinely think the GOP will have a hard time if vivek gets actual momentum. He's like a monotheistic hindu who still believes jesus is the son of god (??) and since that isn't Christianity i don't think they GOP would give him the nod

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

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Out of this fearful country!



Zeroisanumber posted:

Sometimes I wonder if the GOP understands that their wet dreams are going to end with someone getting shot, and not the people they want to get shot. loving pigs are showing up in platoon strength at any eviction now because being forcibly made homeless is one of those things that makes people snap and start shooting. The gently caress do they think will happen if they start coming for people's kids?

the poors and the state-funded paramilitary force that keeps asking for insane budget increases every year and does stochastic terrorism when their demands aren't met taking each other out in a profitable ratio seems like a self solving problem for the GOP ruling class

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

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the United States Military still gives out Purple Hearts made in the anticipation of the invasion of mainland Japan. If there's one thing those in power are cool with it's Acceptable Losses to get their goal (a white ethnostate with no poors)

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

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vivek should just threaten to let the asteroid fall if he isn't elected, way more solid strategy imo

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

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Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

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yeah idk if anyone is following this poo poo but she literally made a following on "you shouldn't love your children unconditionally and they should understand what love is by inflicting pain on them"

i'm usually down to gawk at youtube drama but this poo poo makes me wanna scream

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

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barron looks weird

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

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we pointed out their hypocrisy now they're truly owned!

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

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mexi posted:

donkeylips in the background ready for that meat

he wants to put his donkey sauce on that burger iykwim

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

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all ham hailcheeks! :bow:

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

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gus is the goat

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

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they're doing a first ever dive on a japanese aircraft carrier that took part in pearl harbor and sank at midway at 18,000 feet and it's so loving cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nl8OVZh47o

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

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https://luke.substack.com/p/the-man-who-bowled-a-perfect-game-c37


quote:

His lovely wife answered the phone and didn’t seem all that surprised when I explained sheepishly what I was calling about. “17 years ago today he bowled a perfect game down there,” she told me with pride. It was as if they’d been waiting for someone to call this entire time.

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

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This kid is so good at blowing up the GOP's spot

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

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I think that should another huge scale terrorist attack happen on the US they wouldn't even shut anything down. I tried to imagine something so bad happening that they'd let us leave work and unless the nukes are falling I can't think of anything. Hell we might have to work harder to show the terrorists they can't win

Also 9/11 is really weird for me as someone whose had people close to me affected by it, and because as the forums baby child it is basically my first real memory and when I gained sentience

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

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the jets winning by 22 on the 22nd anniversary of 9/11 in new york* it's really symbolic

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

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you know

we thought new york was out super early when tragedy struck

but not only did they come back

they defied the odds

they came back in overtime

wiht a rookie

real american story

can't beat that :911:

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

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How are you gonna talk about how kids react to hearing 9/11 for the first time if you publish the story ON 9/11??????

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

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Out of this fearful country!




Its getting to the point where I'm mad for kaep but also I think now he's getting blackballed not because he's anti racist but because he probably isn't very good anymore

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

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Out of this fearful country!



Mustached Demon posted:

he was replacement level when he took a knee and the ownership blackballed him

This is just statistically untrue, he had one of the best QB ratings and TD/int ratios of his cohort his last season

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

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im losinf m y loving mind at how he's holding the ball

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

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He glowed up on the run tbh. New fit, new haircut, new gun. I'd let him stay on the outside bc it seems like he's turning over a new leaf

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

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He probably gave himself up once Dog the Bounty Hunter announced he was on the case

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

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Hi pals

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

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Cspam is full of normal people who have totally rational takes on dogs so I'm sure we can have a reasonable discussion about this

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

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i'm glad i live less like a 27 year old guy than Mitt Romney does

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

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i got a rusty hardin once, you wouldn't believe how that feels

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

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Durf posted:

Honestly surprised jump scares haven’t returned in this era of social media feeds blasting audio as you scroll down

Nah it's just kittens in blenders

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

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Who wants to watch planes drag race and see how fast they can take off and land


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Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



euphronius posted:

if rich and privileged people commit crimes they should probably be prosecuted idk

too strong ?

We need to start executing rich people who don't commit crimes because it's their god given right to do it and they're going against nature by not

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

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Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Honestly gop should just go full hog and also try and find a way to get the other Biden son disinterred from the military cemetery he's buried in. Think about how much crime that family has done how dare he be with Our Troops!

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

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Out of this fearful country!



titty_baby_ posted:

By 2032...who gives a poo poo

It'll be the only source of drinkable water by then

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

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Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il-sgcy9jRU

they're doing an unlimited class race at reno to determine the pole position for sunday's race

the only rule is you have to have a propeller. most of the aircraft are hypermodified ww2 planes chugging along at 490 mph

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

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Out of this fearful country!



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Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
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Out of this fearful country!



If I ever end up starting to turn into pfc when I get older can someone promise to give me an ol yeller? I don't want to risk infecting anyone else

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