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Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



*deep inhale*

TIMP!!!

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Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



blasting my pals with trump sex

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017




Trump is the real queen of england!

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Slumfrog posted:

i trum, i die, i trunt again



Day crew in the back there

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Lmao

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Dr Doom cried, people died

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017




Lmao

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



The poo towers

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017




I would absolutely go hang out and play with a train set and grab some free imitation crab but I don't think I'm reading between the lines here

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



External Organs posted:

Look who got extracted from the steering column!


Can't nest there mate

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



magiccarpet posted:

CNN

New York Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers will miss the rest of the 2023 NFL season after suffering a complete tear of his left Achilles tendon, according to multiple sources.

Complete tear... that's a loud popping noise right? :dogstare:

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Rubellavator posted:

there's no need to read between the lines, the night's itinerary is clearly outlined

Well yeah there's some touching but that's expected when two train bros hang out. Bro hug hand shakes, some back slaps. Hi fiving because trains rock

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



new kind of cat posted:

i want john fetterman to carry me around strapped to his chest in a sling like i do for my own baby

Put your baby on your back so he can carry both of you

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



If you strap your whole family to him he can spin like those chair carousel things

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017






Who keeps feeding him graveyard dirt

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



new kind of cat posted:

i am not fat i am a spry and sleek individual he would not die taking hold of me and kissing me

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



External Organs posted:

Not really sure what I'm doing tbh. I was always a dog guy. The neighbor who runs a rescue org is coming over in a little while to give me some supplies.

Don't teach him to play with your hands, only toys. If he bites you yell ow in your most pathetic dieing animal loud way so he learns your skin is fragile. You can't train cats only their flow like water. They will learn only what they like. You can only re enforce a behavior. Not stop one with punishment. An example is if they scratch your furniture get them a scratching post that's way better to scratch in a better place.

Oh don't teach him to play with your hands and feet under blankets, you will regret this

I highly recommend getting a fellow kitten or a dog as a playmate

A fellow kitten really helps because they teach each other stuff that we can't like being bitten clawed and kicked in the head hurts

Crazypoops has issued a correction as of 20:21 on Sep 12, 2023

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017




Had me until the bacon

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017




Giant Batman nooooo!

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



I got arrested for throbbing my finger at God

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Can't throb there mate

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



If you want to vape in my home you have to have the febreeze attachment and you have to clean while u vape.

Actually someone clean my home

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Think I could hire a sex worker and say my kink is deep cleaning my kitchen?

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Maybe I could start a cult that instead weird perv stuff members just clean my house

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



tacodaemon posted:

that was an episode of Broad City

I knew I remembered that from somewhere

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Throbbing my finger inside God

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017




Thank you

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



External Organs posted:

Can any of you nerds help me solve the Three Doggy Problem

(Soon to be a major motion picture)

Dogs!

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



shyduck posted:

I saw this during my lunch break today



Trump joining the Biden ticket!

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



WarMECH posted:

weve traveled the world and eaten hundreds of hotdogs at local restaurants and ill tell you folks not every one is a wiener

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Plinkey posted:

buddykins, i tell you this as a friend, go see a therapist

Also do not try to gently caress your therapist

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



titty_baby_ posted:

What if they're hot and flirting with me?

Start taking about cspam. They'll stop pretty fast

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Regarde Aduck posted:

NATO... secret?

NATO your business

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Buddykins posted:

everyone should come to texas....:getin:

No, you'll make it weird

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



My dentist referred me to another because I had inappropriate teeth

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Too hosed to bum

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



AxGrap posted:

I said "you too" to the clerk at the hardware store before she said "have a good day" and I think that's it for me.

What'd ya get?

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Lol wtf did you guys do last night?

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



This place is trashed poo poo everywhere

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Jul 17, 2017



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