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*deep inhale* TIMP!!!
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2023 22:37 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 07:57 |
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blasting my pals with trump sex
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2023 22:38 |
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Trump is the real queen of england!
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2023 22:40 |
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Slumfrog posted:i trum, i die, i trunt again Day crew in the back there
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 00:46 |
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Lmao
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2023 17:18 |
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Dr Doom cried, people died
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2023 17:33 |
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Lmao
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2023 17:33 |
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The poo towers
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2023 17:38 |
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I would absolutely go hang out and play with a train set and grab some free imitation crab but I don't think I'm reading between the lines here
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2023 19:34 |
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External Organs posted:Look who got extracted from the steering column! Can't nest there mate
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2023 19:36 |
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magiccarpet posted:CNN Complete tear... that's a loud popping noise right?
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2023 19:44 |
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Rubellavator posted:there's no need to read between the lines, the night's itinerary is clearly outlined Well yeah there's some touching but that's expected when two train bros hang out. Bro hug hand shakes, some back slaps. Hi fiving because trains rock
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2023 19:53 |
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new kind of cat posted:i want john fetterman to carry me around strapped to his chest in a sling like i do for my own baby Put your baby on your back so he can carry both of you
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2023 19:56 |
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If you strap your whole family to him he can spin like those chair carousel things
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2023 19:59 |
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kaleedity posted:https://twitter.com/jairbolsonaro/status/1701620077236261212 Who keeps feeding him graveyard dirt
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2023 20:01 |
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new kind of cat posted:i am not fat i am a spry and sleek individual he would not die taking hold of me and kissing me
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2023 20:06 |
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External Organs posted:Not really sure what I'm doing tbh. I was always a dog guy. The neighbor who runs a rescue org is coming over in a little while to give me some supplies. Don't teach him to play with your hands, only toys. If he bites you yell ow in your most pathetic dieing animal loud way so he learns your skin is fragile. You can't train cats only their flow like water. They will learn only what they like. You can only re enforce a behavior. Not stop one with punishment. An example is if they scratch your furniture get them a scratching post that's way better to scratch in a better place. Oh don't teach him to play with your hands and feet under blankets, you will regret this I highly recommend getting a fellow kitten or a dog as a playmate A fellow kitten really helps because they teach each other stuff that we can't like being bitten clawed and kicked in the head hurts Crazypoops has issued a correction as of 20:21 on Sep 12, 2023 |
# ¿ Sep 12, 2023 20:13 |
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Had me until the bacon
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2023 00:42 |
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Giant Batman nooooo!
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2023 00:47 |
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I got arrested for throbbing my finger at God
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2023 19:22 |
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Can't throb there mate
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2023 19:24 |
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If you want to vape in my home you have to have the febreeze attachment and you have to clean while u vape. Actually someone clean my home
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2023 19:27 |
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Think I could hire a sex worker and say my kink is deep cleaning my kitchen?
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2023 19:29 |
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Maybe I could start a cult that instead weird perv stuff members just clean my house
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2023 19:32 |
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tacodaemon posted:that was an episode of Broad City I knew I remembered that from somewhere
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2023 19:37 |
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Throbbing my finger inside God
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2023 19:38 |
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Thank you
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2023 19:39 |
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External Organs posted:Can any of you nerds help me solve the Three Doggy Problem Dogs!
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2023 18:20 |
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shyduck posted:I saw this during my lunch break today Trump joining the Biden ticket!
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2023 18:22 |
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WarMECH posted:weve traveled the world and eaten hundreds of hotdogs at local restaurants and ill tell you folks not every one is a wiener
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2023 19:06 |
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Plinkey posted:buddykins, i tell you this as a friend, go see a therapist Also do not try to gently caress your therapist
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2023 17:37 |
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titty_baby_ posted:What if they're hot and flirting with me? Start taking about cspam. They'll stop pretty fast
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2023 17:45 |
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Regarde Aduck posted:NATO... secret? NATO your business
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2023 17:57 |
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Buddykins posted:everyone should come to texas.... No, you'll make it weird
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2023 20:37 |
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My dentist referred me to another because I had inappropriate teeth
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2023 20:38 |
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Too hosed to bum
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2023 20:41 |
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AxGrap posted:I said "you too" to the clerk at the hardware store before she said "have a good day" and I think that's it for me. What'd ya get?
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2023 20:45 |
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Lol wtf did you guys do last night?
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2023 17:56 |
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This place is trashed poo poo everywhere
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2023 18:01 |
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