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Durf
Aug 16, 2017





https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/1689310010961010695

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Durf
Aug 16, 2017





lmao

THEYRE NOT LUMPY PILLOWS

LUMPY PILLOWS, KISS MY rear end

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




[TRUMO] LUMPY PILLOWS, KISS MY rear end

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





lol i'm -7.5 vision. love to run into poo poo and walk into traffic

i'm guessing this overlaps with the people who think you can get energy from staring at the sun

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




insane clown pussy posted:

vivek sez use only genuine interocitor parts



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9_L-2k2zxA

Durf
Aug 16, 2017






https://twitter.com/kikiscrewedup/status/1701201325181354154

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Durf
Aug 16, 2017





Durf
Aug 16, 2017




https://i.imgur.com/P21fe55.mp4

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItoEfJL8SBs

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Honestly surprised jump scares haven’t returned in this era of social media feeds blasting audio as you scroll down

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





the populace has finally come to support unions

just in time for billionaires to put chips in their heads

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




i upgraded to a modern internet provider after like 15 years with an independent ISP and it blows my mind a wireless modem can give every device in my place over 100 Mbs up/down during peak hours (250 atm :cool:) when my direct cable connection was lucky to get like 5

its freakin Star Trek in here. lasers beamin into my skull.. threw all those wires in the TRASH

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Plinkey posted:

independent ISP user here, not symmetrical, but that's cable, and we'll probably never get fios



we're grateful for what we can get :canada: also it's the same price and my independent was legit collapsing which sucks cause they made a point of never ratting out anyone for :filez:

my iphone is gettin 600. i suppose i should upgrade my pc too at some point

Durf has issued a correction as of 06:05 on Sep 16, 2023

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Virgil Vox posted:




lmao worse than i thought

this was me

fun working in media when a 200 Mb upload takes 5 hours



omg maybe pasting into imgur won't take 5 mins now

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




mazzi Chart Czar posted:

Durf, "OH my god this is what the internet is like......holy poo poo, now I Get why people link to youtubedotcom. I can watch the videos now!"





Virgil Vox posted:

:hai: I go into town and stay at the library to upload music stuff

same but work

im up to date on countless software but my hardware brain is still stuck in usb keys and cable modems. i was that weirdo giving shops files on burned cds until a couple years ago

Durf has issued a correction as of 06:41 on Sep 16, 2023

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





Speedy Thing Goes In, Speedy Thing Comes Out

tho this is more mass related and its neat to see the doubling effect

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




CODChimera posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3z4-lFckZ8

this autoplayed next....not gonna watch it but lol

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




https://i.imgur.com/2QgFy2q.mp4

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




https://i.imgur.com/kdW41Oq.mp4

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





https://i.imgur.com/5LrudsG.mp4

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





it was a pretty amazing demonstration of the surveillance state

crazy HD footage for endless blocks away from the building


just remembered i had a cop next to me last time I got a haircut and he was talking about how they were setting up facial recognition at toronto's biggest mall

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





they followed this up with the theme of Augment Apartheid in the sequel

Montreal game developers are north america's answer to that eurotrash dj dedicating a track with a MLK sample to George Floyd

Durf has issued a correction as of 05:14 on Sep 19, 2023

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




kaleedity posted:

lmoa someone had mentioned band of brothers was on netflix and there's this episode that, spoilers, the soldier never recovers from his wound and dies a few years later. except he didn't! he left and reenlisted, then died after partying too hard with a perforated ulcer twenty years later. nobody in the groups interviewed or part of writing the story or producing the episode ever thought to follow up. this is a reminder that not even the band of brothers guys will check on buddykins

the episode where they interview the actual guys is neat

Guarnere is a dead ringer for the real dude, and the guy either Joe Toye or Popeye is based on parachuted onto a fence covered in glass before immediately catching two grenades on his first few engagements

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





whoops looks like he forgot something



e: lol https://imgur.com/gallery/Ph6sy

also holy poo poo someone made this gigantic effort post summing up Ramirez (mention of Vilerat its def a goon) https://imgur.com/gallery/QrEjj

Durf has issued a correction as of 03:02 on Sep 21, 2023

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




the milk machine posted:

all of the Patriots and Troops would replace them and save us and lead us to a New Prosperity

the south and midwest will always have the kids on trucker drugs manning nuclear missile silos

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




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Durf
Aug 16, 2017




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Durf
Aug 16, 2017




P :cool:

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





this stuff is really annoying and its organized by the same anti-vax nuts behind the Flu Trux Klan. glad people are telling them to gently caress off

also Doug Ford is suddenly really concerned about acknowledging lgbtq in schools immediately after it was revealed he's selling public land to the highest bidder, including this guy

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




tacodaemon posted:

new frontiers in making up a guy to be mad at




the left is mad because Wendy abandoned her principles and autonomy to have a kid with Anime Ronald (?)

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Schmoe Cwead posted:

jimmy failla

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





passing out framed prints of Hunter's gigantic hog during Thanksgiving to own the libs

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




TotalHell posted:

glad the writers’ strike hasn’t affected Kojima Studios

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUou0rghddc

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




mazzi Chart Czar posted:

Wanna poop on this guy's lovely property.

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





lol maybe they'll keep it in mind next time some pundit screams about their relatives 'escaping communism'

(and it turns out they were nazis, slavers, or landlords)

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




hell yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BgDsNlVmck

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





reminds me of this thing i just read. nightmare country

quote:

Caleb and his friend had been talking about an upcoming drill, in which students were sometimes asked to leave behind their backpacks. Caleb explained that he always needed to keep his backpack with him. It was too important to leave behind. Another student overheard and asked why, and Caleb mentioned something about needing his backpack in case of a school shooting.

A few of his other classmates — savvy 11-year-olds born in the year of Newtown and raised in the era of Parkland, Roseburg, Sutherland Springs, Las Vegas, Uvalde and dozens of others — overheard the conversation and wondered what might be inside Caleb’s backpack that was so essential for a school shooting. One reached out to a parent, who reported the concern to a teacher, and now the administration was searching Caleb’s bag as he waited in a counselor’s office. He’d tried to explain how his mother had survived a school shooting, and how the rounded side of the shield was supposed to go up against his back, until he was breaking into tears.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/09/26/us/school-mass-shootings-trauma.html

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Durf
Aug 16, 2017





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