[DJT] DJT: Thank you, DJT!

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how long does trump go to jail for?
	life
	no jail time
	elected president from a jail cell
	goku

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

get your MAGA toop mugshot mug

they couldn�t even spring for a warp effect to make it actually look like it�s on the mug for the ad

# ¿ Sep 10, 2023 03:29

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 02:23

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2023/09/14/joe-biden-gen-z-icon-00115699

quote:

To start, Biden and his campaign should not shy away from his age. In the same New York Times poll, the largest concern for 18-25-year-olds was his age, with 40 percent of respondents listing it as the top reason why they would prefer someone else. The Biden team should lean into his age and make it cool, by further embracing the �Dark Brandon� visuals that can rebrand Biden as the 80-year-old who will not back down to Republicans.

Boomer Brain is a state of mind, not a number.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2023 13:32

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Hot take the Three Body Problem was Not Very Good

# ¿ Sep 14, 2023 18:36

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Vishass posted:

I can see why people like it, but it puts me to sleep.

Some of the concepts are rad as hell and the dark forest stuff is existentially upsetting. Just kind of drags rear end delivering the story, though, and the VR stuff gets old fast.

The core dark forest concept is a great premise for a a book as is the implications of it but the VR thing was such a dragging thing and it made no sense in-universe.

Book just dragged its feet so much then when cool stuff happened like the ship in the panama canal it was like "oh and then that happened anyway back into VR world!"

# ¿ Sep 14, 2023 19:13

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Bethamphetamine posted:

I told my family that republicans are fascist.

I told my family that the end goal was a return to sceptic abortion wards.

I told my family that a return to Jim Crow was the goal.

And they just excuse everything no matter how much evidence they get.

Your family are stupid and / or fascists OP sorry

# ¿ Sep 14, 2023 21:43

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Thesaurus posted:

Fresh trashy boebert footage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPzf7EXVa6w

Video from the theatre clearly shows Boebert vaping. The footage shows her taking photos with the flash on during the performance. She's also seen raising arms and clapping while almost everyone is seen sitting quietly.

At one point in the video, the woman seated behind her leans forward and appears to say something to Boebert. There is no audio on the video, but woman told the "Denver Post" she asked Boebert to stop vaping and that Boebert refused.

Boebert and her companion were told that if there was another issue, they would be asked to leave. The report says the two were �argumentative� saying they �were in concert with everyone around them.�

So definitely on something, what do we think, cocaine?

edit lmao all the heavy petting dear god maybe molly

# ¿ Sep 15, 2023 18:50

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Pooky posted:

https://twitter.com/charliekirk11/status/1704338275115381046

Ah good stuff the voting block college educated white women loves when you say poo poo like this and has never been the demographic to decide nationwide elections

# ¿ Sep 20, 2023 13:31

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Finally an answer to the question "why doesn't the largest senator simply eat the others?"

# ¿ Sep 20, 2023 20:34

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Glumwheels posted:

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1704900052894777649

They are melting down very publicly

Media: *crickets*

IDK I've been hearing about this Republican poo poo show all the time it was the lead story on NPR this morning while I was making coffee and it's front page on Politico (featured headline) and CNN (second headline after Ukraine / Zelensky US visit).

Every time the chuds shut down the govt the media has straight up eviscerated them for it.

Back in 2013 pretty much every major news story carried the sad kid who couldn't go to the zoo

https://www.today.com/news/government-shutdowns-saddest-photo-goes-viral-8c11377315

# ¿ Sep 21, 2023 19:22

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Saying climate related deaths are down 98% is like saying bow and arrow related deaths are down 99% so this World War II thing must not be very bad at all.

# ¿ Sep 22, 2023 13:24

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Pooky posted:

https://twitter.com/CitizenFreePres/status/1706492964665467111
collecting poo poo in a shoe box to own the libs

(builds a network of free-to-use and well-maintained public restrooms throughout major urban areas and along all public transport lines)
"No not like that I want to be allowed to shoot them"

# ¿ Sep 26, 2023 13:32

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

(Reek, while licking the floor): look at me because I know you're watching. We're all going to call you Goose Roose Bolton. That will show you.

# ¿ Sep 28, 2023 03:33

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

a.lo posted:

Remember folks

If your Naomi is Klein, you're doing fine.
If your Naomi is Wolf, oh buddy. Oof..

# ¿ Sep 28, 2023 04:36

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

lmao "I thought if I pulled the FIRE ALARM the door in front of me would open" that's fuckin hilarious Jamal Bowman has true Power Clown energy

# ¿ Oct 1, 2023 17:44

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

https://twitter.com/nikicaga/status/1708541488152322158?s=20

I wonder what possible reason the right is mad about this deportation and not all the others...

There MUST be some sort of factor which is driving their outrage. Must be economic anxiety.

(me pretending to be the media)

# ¿ Oct 2, 2023 15:10

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/emmagf/status/1709320471353643495?s=46

Mr. Mayor how are you dealing with the economic impacts of commercial real-estate bubbles popping due to low unemployment?
An Actual Mayor: people need to get Hornier. At. Work!

Seriously this has been a *~Blessed~* day for content we are so lucky. Trump gag order, McCarthy ousted, just amazing.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2023 00:03

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

https://twitter.com/politico/status/1709343622779240673

lmao

and also

lol

Who else do they have who is even partially viable? It's gonna be months before another speaker.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2023 00:10

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Dodos were probably loving delicious. Like humans hadn't even started selectively breeding them yet. We could all be eating fried Dodo fingers right now happy as clams but no some short-sighted sailors got greedy like a bunch of assholes.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2023 16:09

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Filthy Hans posted:

https://twitter.com/FilmUpdates/status/1710407507326140733

I'm down for this

gently caress yeah

# ¿ Oct 7, 2023 23:01

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Can�t help but feel like things could be a lot different in Palestine right now�

# ¿ Oct 8, 2023 03:02

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Animal-Mother posted:

Ate poo poo on my bike in front of some kids but they didn't laugh.

They didn't ask if I was okay either.

Take the W

# ¿ Oct 8, 2023 03:04

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

ex post facho posted:

good morning

Moon's actually getting further away

# ¿ Oct 9, 2023 15:57

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Oh boy let's nominate the guy Trump didn't endorse this will be smoooooth sailing

# ¿ Oct 11, 2023 18:10

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Joementum posted:

trrrrrrrrrrrruuuuu(and i cannot emphasize this enough)ummmmmmppppppp

https://twitter.com/umichvoter/status/1712155834346566019

Every single "someone else" in this poll will vote for Biden and the undecided idiots will split Biden sweeps the midwest easy.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2023 20:28

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

I did it folks I got an appt for the dentist today. Don't be like me take care of your teeth friends.

Also Quakers are Cool and Good

# ¿ Oct 12, 2023 17:30

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

It's legit hilarious that Republicans went from figuratively being unable to govern to literally and legally being unable to govern

# ¿ Oct 13, 2023 03:13

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

WrasslorMonkey posted:

lol incredible

https://twitter.com/rawstory/status/1712218765780193713?s=46&t=O_6ihmc-D7Z9EEE42NYBYQ

"Because the framers chose to define the group of people subject to Section Three by an oath to 'support' the Constitution of the United States, and not by an oath to 'preserve, protect and defend' the Constitution, the framers of the Fourteenth Amendment never intended for it to apply to the President."

In a 6-3 decision the Supreme Court rules "what even are words anyway?"

# ¿ Oct 13, 2023 05:08

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

You know who I will never be as cool as? John loving Brown

Dude knew slavery was wrong, was willing to die for it, and did. What a badass.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2023 00:07

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Filthy Hans posted:

The "obviously biographical" Kelleys are my absolute favorites and this one is perfect.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2023 02:46

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Pooky posted:

https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1714116299213652479

"Taliban Flags" has really big "Assassination Coordinates" energy

# ¿ Oct 17, 2023 04:18

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

I still say this design goes hard as gently caress and should immediately be our new 20

https://twitter.com/MarcZicree/status/1507067807661404160

# ¿ Oct 17, 2023 13:33

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Prediction - enough republicans get bored during the like 14th ballot on Thursday and wander off accidentally giving the Dems a majority to elect a speaker and Gym Jordan has to do some weird procedural thing to cancel the vote before it�s complete

# ¿ Oct 17, 2023 18:07

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Dude was about to go from 20 voting against him to like 25 so had to pull the ripcord on the second vote and pray he can bribe enough chuds by tomorrow or just throw in the towel

# ¿ Oct 17, 2023 23:53

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Imagine being so rich and beloved and then deciding "I know every social movement in history has resulted in progress but THIS ONE is different and I will stake my entire reputation on it"

Money ruins people

Who here has a ton of money I bet you suck

# ¿ Oct 18, 2023 04:03

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Lpzie posted:

most the permabanned ppl were wealthy

Ugh oh me of little faith I should have trusted the cpsam mods I'm sorry let me rub gravel through my hair

# ¿ Oct 18, 2023 04:27

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

6 years probation booooo

So long as she materially flips and provides direct Mens Rea evidence

# ¿ Oct 19, 2023 17:25

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Insane return on investment for foreign intelligence agencies to interfere in 7-8 republican primaries and as a direct result the entire US government is crippled at a moment of international crisis.

Like just spectacular value.

# ¿ Oct 19, 2023 21:57

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Joementum posted:

i do not think this is going to go as well for Jordan as he thinks it will

https://twitter.com/anniekarni/status/1715191750854422627?s=46

If enough Republicans fall asleep that could literally mean a Dem speaker which would be the funniest poo poo that has happened in 2 years.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 04:02

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Apraxin posted:

new nyt focus group dropped ('trump supporters who are potentially open to voting for someone else')

I absolutely love the media's insistence on elevating these kind of voters. "We interviewed a bunch of loving idiots you'll never guess what happened next"

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 13:25

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 02:23

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Alright colleagues Gym's out who called dibs for next in the Dick Kicking machine?

edit:

quote:

Jordan's loss of the speaker nod from his party came as something of a surprise, since he had sought the internal vote with allies preparing to cite it as a show of continued support for his candidacy.

lmao

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 19:52

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